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2011-03-19T15:17:00.003+08:00

Good day readers ! It certainly has been quite some time since
we updated our blog. We are currently facing some technical issues
but rest assured all will be well in time to come.

I would like to take this opportunity to bring you some good news.
First of all we have a new domain and a new server. Finally, we have
a place we can call our own. However migration of files and pictures
haven't been easy thus taking alot of our time. During the course of
3 months, we had alot of preparation work and encountered difficulties.
We had to even hold back alot of postings just to rectify and troubleshoot
some of the complexed programming which cannot be done
via microsoft word. I learned that the hard way.

Our new domain is now accesible....

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We are currently trying to rectify the system which will update both
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continue to support us. Your moral support means everything to us.

Over the past years we have gained popularity and though
without revenue in return, your laughter and welfare was
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The team at thegutterfood isn't just about bringing laughter, it's also
about trend setting and an introduction to places which we had a very
bad encounter with. However, since we had to filter out some words,
we could never have gotten away just by cursing and swearing. That
is why we try to add in humor and laughter while amusing people
and all about to make our mark on the bad encounter we had.

I've had a lot of questions by our fans and readers. But unfortunately now
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60's people use chili oil like it's free one

2011-01-05T15:13:00.002+08:00

Ah Kiang now no more working in Sinjiapor liao, back to PJ where the shitbrix food is not so many one. But today when Ah Kiang wented for lunch at Seapark he saw the oiliest curry mee ever!

This curry mee is at the 60's Teo Chew Noodle restaurant, the one where many many OL and OB (office boys) go for lunch eated. They ran out of handmade double egg noodle, HOW KEN! It's their specialty and they never make more?? I has a skeptical liao. I see up and down left and right the menu and no see anything interesting. No choice loh, call curry mee.
You see the oil Ah Kiang hardworkingly scoop up after finishing the noodle. Is took 15 minutes OK! I think I can go be offshore oil and gas engineer hahahahaha.
This restaurant is actually quite ok if you eated the other things. And they also sell nais ice cream batangs at RM1, the durian one is gooding. But the curry mee ah, if you like scooping oil then you order loh. Ah Kiang say oily means oily™.

I confuse this place

2011-01-02T02:03:00.011+08:00

Ah Wok and gf today go to seremban 2 to holiday. When walk
that time got see this place, got few people eated here so ok lor
go inside and try try. This place outside signbod and inside also
say is Hongkie Kopitiam. Never try before ma and since new to
me i adventure abit.

Open menu it say Boston char chan teng. I look at casher
kaunter also it say Boston. I kena bad experence in Boston
before but is in 32 Square there. I no put inside blog coz
my gf like the kari mee while my fry rice is fails. This time
i not can forgive this restoran liao. Name say is Hongkie,
other name is Boston. Which one i also dunno. Name also
can fail jor. Haihz.

See menu like got many thing. But i tell you not many thing
is nice. All is shitbrix wan.

You see la how fail this place. What is order CHIT ?
ORDER CHITTTTT AHHHHHH.
Then i cover abit the menu so you wont sked but it say
is Meehoon in papaya sup. Think about it also shitbrix jor.

My gf order this the girl rekomen wan. Is fish burger with
some fries. See also no appetite. The taste is good if eated
with many cili sos. If you eated this fish burger without cili
sos, confirm wont finish wan the burger.

The fries come is cold and soft. Bestest fries i eated in my
life is not here. This fries is not human eated wan. Lembik
Lembik and some also not fully cook. You see color also
can know oredi wan.

This i order coz the girl also rekomen. Is call 4 something.
Fuahhhh so hard to eated this. The bread so dry is like from
last week wan. The kaya is fails, the chiken floss dun go well
with the other 3 thing, the peanut butter dunno why got
extra kacang on top and the yellow part is NOT BUTTER
but is majerin.
WHERE GOT PPL EATED BREAD USE MARJERIN ???

See i show u majerin. Majerin got one kind of smell wan.
The taste also bo ngam me. If you cham all 4 thing and
eated, you confirm can shitbrix wan. But this bread the
girl tell me is top seller. I dun belif her. I know she bluff
me wan and wan me order coz she wan get rid of old stock.
I go up car this one jor.

See la, 1st day of 2011 oredi i kena gutterfood. Sumoar is
with my gf. Drop my water face oni. If i know this place is
call boston, i wont go in wan. Outside say Hongkie, inside also
say Hongkie, Even got umbrella for table also is call Hongkie
Kopitiam. How la liddat, name also the fella dunno. Haihz.

Please no come here. Really shitbrix wan. Any place use
majerin put on bread is low klass place. Start of the year oni
i up car liao. Haihz i nid go bath flower water jor.

Hongkie Kopitiam/Boston
Jusco Seremban 2 Shopping Center
N2 42.063 E101 54.694

i up car at Pei Fook

2011-01-01T13:05:00.013+08:00

Ni hao ! Now is 2011 liao and same here is at gutterfood. I wishing
all you happy new year and gong xi fa chai. Gutterfood soon to have
new thing but this standard is eated bad food still here wan. Since
i is 1sttttttttttttttttt to posting inside here liao in 2011, i wan tell
all you that the 2011 gutterfood of the year is voted by many
people wan and not just 1 people.

Anyway new year jor, so now Ah Wok bringing you 1st post of
this 2011 by tell you that in Kota Damansara there got this
restoran call Pei Fook sell the wantan mee.

My friend bring me come wan. Here you see the parking is
hard to find and every people park like their father road.
I ask my friend take my kapchai go but he dowan coz he is
class people so we sit his Vios tubo go to up car here.
He order this charsiew wantan mee. See also no mood eated
liao. I ask him taste like what, he tell me taste like last week
cook wan the food.

See his wantan ? Kenot see leh, is very small wan. Kenot use
chopstick coz too big, need use the tutpik wan.

I still growing so i order big. I tot is big mean more wantan
but i wrong. Big is mean more noddle and alot more expense.

I not like the noddle coz is half cook. When wantan noddle is
half cook, is half hard half soft. This kind is not for human eated
wan. And you see my wantan sup ? The sup is not for human
drink wan coz got taste like the water use to wash plate wan.
My vegetable is cold and stick together. I never see vegetable
stick together. Normally people use abit oil so vegetable not stick.
When stick one big lump how to bite wor ?

Hahaha my friend sup, no kaler, no taste and super small wantan.
The bottom is my one and you think you can see wantan but i
secretly tell you, i throw 1/2 my sup away so you can see. If not is
like my friend wan also.

In case you not believe me, here is my mini super small
tasteless wantan. In my small spoon and to prove how small
my wantan is, i putted the cili on top. People see also laff lor.

Nah you see, big noddle, very half cook, super small wantan and
vegetable stick together. How not to fail la this place ?

Got only 1 thing good and this place the tisu paper is the
big piece wan. Other place always give small tisu so need
use many, this restoran give big tisu wan.

My bill is i pay wan coz my friend is klass people drive
me in his Vios tubo. Is not expense but i can not bluff
you and say is worth the money. If you come here and
order wantan mee, which is all they sell, you will up car
just like me.

Pei Fook
Kota Damansara
N3 09.273 E101 35.668

Gutterfood of the Year 2010

2010-12-31T09:56:00.004+08:00

2010 has been a good year for us - we avoided many gutterfood hence there were less posts, but that didn't mean we manage to avoid the worse gutterfoods out there.

This year, one stood out in particular as being the worstest Gutterfood of the year.

And the award goes to ... Esquire Kitchen Damansara Jaya!

Congratulations for being the worse eat of the year despite the strong competition.

Why Esquire? Well, you can see from this post as well as our other experiences that

- poor ingredient quality

- poorly cook dish

do make a completely shitbrix meal.

I am also disappointed in Esquire because you guys used to be good, then ok, then so-so, and now, shitbrix-inducing food. It really breaks my heart to see this.

Finally, Esquire, stop making those stupid fancy promotions on new products, and FIX UR GODDAMN BASIC DISHES FIRST!

Room 18 gutter liao

2010-12-26T18:44:00.010+08:00

I heard people said this restaurant the food is fail, but I no believe because I see the shop like very nice like that, so I go and try lor.

I eat this fried dumpling wanton mee, actually I not order this, I order is different, not this, but the waitress like very blur like that, she insist is this that I order, ok ok , she win all lah!

The fried dumplings are very salty, is it salt very cheap the chef wanna put so much wanna ham sei the customers is it??

Then the soup wanton mee, give so big bowl for what, because give people the mee so little. And the soup not nice because the kan shui taste very geng! Kan shui is the chemical they put in noodle to make the noodle more yellow and more tahan one, no good for health one I tell you. People come here pay double/triple than roadside stall, but still got taste the kan shui, how can?????????????

my friend said the fried rice no good wor, maybe fried til not even gua, you see still got white rice one.

After kutuk the rice and noodle, I want to say these custard buns are quite ok one. If I early know the noodle not nice, I go order all custard buns lor, no need waste money eat expensive wanton mee.

Room Eighteen
Midvalley Megamall

Lala Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong

2010-12-21T01:02:00.015+08:00

Hi again all gutterfood readers. Ah Wok is back again with
anudder post. This one abit more femes place called Lala Chong.
Is in some kampung call kayu ara near damansara jaya there
wan and the road to go in is super the lousy. Many hole here
there until my car esobar oso can spoil wan.

This place really many people come wan. When many people come
mean got high chance no go up car so i no nid to sked so much.
Unfortunately, this is not the case here if not i not write this liao.

I order in total 7 thing. This is taufu kang. I posted before
long ago same dish i eated in klang where it look like some
radiated starch thing. Here no radiate but here they put
many salt. So many many until become like ham choy sup.

If you dun belip me, you see this my friend bowl. He add so
much vinegar until look like kicap. He say to kill salty taste
must add more vinegar if not later sure hair drop off alot,
FFFUUUU. Sure laosai wan him. HAAHHAAHA.

This here is deer meat in black pepper. Is another failed dish
that is soooo fail until you can go hospital wan. Why ? The deer
meat got freezer smell and also i think they use marjerin to fry
this. WHERE GOT PPL USE MARJERIN FRY THING WAN ???
Come on la, use marjerin fry is bad for health wan you know.

This is lala chong most femes signature jiu pai dish. Is lala.
Here the taste ok-ok can pass. But problem is this plate is
RM 15. If i go elsewhere order same dish which is this superior
soup base siong thong lala for RM 15, i get more lala. And i also
get same taste. I dunno why people say fantastic, i eated this
at everywhere also almost taste same. Here they more expense
only. Why more expense ? Coz this is lala chong place ma.

The green vegetable i no complain also. Is choy sum. If choy sum
can fail means something wrong jor.

This next dish is fail. Is actually not deer meat coz the deer
meat i post liao. This is prawn. Is my RM 35 prawn. Look like
deer meat, taste like deer meat. I think they fry together to
save time wan. Also is got marjerin taste. And the prawn is
small. You see piktar you oredi can tell. Confirm you also this
prawn is not fresh wan. I wasted i should order the lai liu har
which i see swimming in the akuarium behind me. This is damn
expense and damn shitbrix. Look also dunno like what,
how to enjoy la ?

This one is another ultimate fail. Sweet sour crab. I got a few
compren this crab. Sweet also dun have, sour also dun have.
Crab is i think last month keep until now coz when eated that
time ah, the crab meat all stick to shell wan. Crab when u cook
fresh ah, easy to peel, 1 time all meat come out. This one very
mafan to eat. U peel the shell all stick so u kopek the shell out
bit by bit. Really make u work for your food. But the sos really
ah, aiyooooo i think i put maggi kicap also better taste than this.

This is super oily fry bun with plastik paper still stick at bottom.
If you dun belip me, next time u come here order this. Got plastik
stick at bottom of bun wan. See also sked, touch that time super
oily. Where got i wan eated this la. Summore dip with what wor ?
The crab sos ??? I DIP KICAP ALSO BETTER AH. But no, i value
my health so i no touch this plastik oily bun. I sked.

My bill. Very con job i tell you. Lala is expense, prawn is expense,
crab is quite normal price since here is pj but fuah, after cook and i
eated, is consider super expense. Deer meat and taufu kang is really
shitbrixxxxxxxxx.

To cut short tl;dr version, the lala is not fantastic. My green vegetable
also is can eated. My deer meat is shitbrix, taufu kang is not for
human drink wan, crab is not for human eated wan, super oily plastik
bun is for play game wan and the prawn is go up car wan.
5 dish bad, 2 dish ok. Oh and you see my resit, i got no 2x titbit coz i early
early rejek say i dowan eat their kacang and mango. But they still charge
me. And then i oso dunno why i pay RM 16 tax money. And i also
no eated 4 rice. Only got 3 bowl. I lazy wan argue i pay and i curse
kau them instead coz kampung area better dun play play. After kenot
drive out i sked. Oh btw, my gf also no follow me here coz she go to
holiday eated singapore femes chiken rice which is also shud be in
this blog wan.

Lala Chong
Kampung Kayu Ara PJ
N3 07.446 E101 36.479

Old Taste is definitely correct

2010-12-21T00:39:00.004+08:00

Hi all gutterfood fan people, i Ah Wok is back jor. This time i
got go to this place called Old Taste Kopitiam in the Taman
Maluri KL to meet up 1 business people. So this time abit
not same becoz i not have bring my gf come. This place here
empty wan and since i not eated dinner so i order lor while wait
the business people come find me. First, there i order the drink
is call 3 layer tea. i ask kurang manis but the bangla i think not
clever listen to kurang manis. So i end up have order the skyjus.
Then i force myself drink the super sweet tea until can cham
with my skyjus.

Now for dinner i order their super femes sambal chau fan.
I can tell you is so femes that nobody know. I ask all my friend
they say no hear before. I go up car jor. My 3 layer tea come is
super manis, then now my sambal fry rice is come with no taste
other than stale oil taste. You look the pic you oredi will know.
I almost up car go order the roselle water you see at the paper.
Lucky i hear next table behind me say is like sirap ais without
the sirap taste. Only got smell. Oh my sambai chau fan really
got nothing wan. oni got few slice fishkek and some green round
thing. Haihz.

This dinner cost me quite alot coz i berak cair after this.
I suspek is the sambai not clean. Summoar i eated half oni.
If i finish all plate liddat i also dunno how. If really this is old
taste, then i happy i not live in olden days. Anyway i really
up car this one.

Old Taste
Taman Maluri KL
N3 07.686 E101 43.813

Funky Villa eCurve omfgwtfbbq

2010-12-12T23:54:00.000+08:00

Are you ready to shit brix at e-Curve? Funky Villa is a thai restoran next to McD. is suppose to be a bar/restoran and the song "Funky Town" is loop infitely on the stereo when no band is playing.

Ok food first.

this is the starter of mix grill stuff. quite tasteless but they give a ton of chili sos to dip so you dont taste the tasteless.

in the same starter got this pomelo thingy is dam 9 chat hot.

if u liked hot until anus terasa, u eated this. then got the black fish cake

look like stomp by gajah liao one.

this is the soft shell crap.

but worse of all is the LIVE BAND. the sound so LOUD

and the gal voice is SHIT BRIX TERUK !!!

is some thai gal kot. when she singing it so terribles

i can feel my two telur bergetarrrrr!!!!!!

cipet man faster eated paid and fark off to mcdonnet next door tapao fish bugger.

this is truly shit brix experience in surround sound with fiery anus.

Strawberry Fields Cafe PJ State

2010-12-03T00:41:00.005+08:00

A lot kids like to hang out here one. This is near the india cinema that used to be PJ State.

Kids nowadays love crappy food as long as can cuci mata see those young gal wear shorts and tight tops.

So I also go and try to cuci mata see some siham.

Oh my was i in for a cunnilary treat.

I order the fry mushroom. Taste like cardboard.

This is chiken maryland. no pisang. no sosej. just the maryland oni.
I starving liao so I manage to eated half before my stomach reject and i had to stop.

This is nice potato salad. the potato is dam hard i bet the knife they used to cut it blunt edi.

And the white goo is mayo+water. waffak man. this one is gooding to give ur enemy eated.

worse part is NO SIHAM! i wented that time dunno why very less gal in tight tops and short hot pants.

makahai waste my time i dulan went over pj de inn get some urut batin and settled.

Canton-I Mid Valley

2010-10-29T22:08:00.004+08:00

canton-i, this place quite crowding so i thought sure is damn nice one.

setting also not bad.

order prawn chee cheong fun RM10.80. niasing is expensive~!

ok nvm i see big prawn but when i eated the fun... tiu man the taste is cock taste! the kicap dunno waffak kicap also.

then order chiken+siuyoke noddle RM14.80.

nin lao bu, the noddle is tasteless.

chiken tasteless.

siuyoke at least is human eat one.

but this is fail noddle

i damn 9 hungry also dint finish. last last i went to tabao KFC.

expensive. tasteless. canton-i for sohai lah!

Taiping Mali Cafe at Bandar Puteri Puchong

2010-10-01T00:16:00.004+08:00

i sawed the facebook page wow got taiping mali cafe. so i nvr go taiping before i wanan tried it la.

go there the decor not bad all white like very modern kopitiam.

so i order the feature item as in their website.

when food arrive, i feel i up car liao.

*note* inset pics are the official cafe pics from facebooks

#1 - taiping chee cheong fail

the sos so watery and not tasty one. i eated ipoh one is 9000 time nicer.

#2 - nasi lemak chipet

why the sambal so watery?

why sambal no ikan bilis?

why no fried ikan bilis?

why got burnt kacang?

why timun so small slice?

#3 - curry chicken

niasing the photo chicken so big piece mine come is so small piece.

summore so watery curry i see also no mood

#4 - tomyam bihun

ok same as the photo got 3 fairly big prawn.

but the taste like those instant tomyam onli. dunno how to make, DONT MAKE!

this meal gived me a feeling of taiping is very fail place. i dunno which one more fail, is it taiping or is it puchong?

Location:

No 3, Jalan Puteri 2/6, Bandar Puteri

Puchong, Malaysia, 47100

Phone:

603-80603091

Tues - Sun:

8:00 am - 6:00 pm

King of good food not you lah

2010-09-24T01:49:00.010+08:00

Waliauuuu they call themself king of good food. No shame wan
these people. Really wan this place not for human eated wan.
All thing here is bluff human wan.

See menu look nais. What also wan ordering and i think
why lunchtime is not so many people come here ?

See they sell kek. Many type but alot not have stock.
If not have stock then why put inside menu ???

The price not cheap but is ok, is at SS2. SS2 thing is
known for not cheap. But i tell you, my special noddle
is really shitbrix. The taste is really one kind. What
kind ? Is prawn kind. The prawn is smelly wan that
why they gimme oni 1 piece. Because 1 smelly prawn
make entire sos become smelly prawn sos. The muscle
i call as gwailou siham. This gwailou siham 2 piece is
also smell like prawn. You say jialat or not liddat ?

This one of their special sup. Put inside bread and got
1 gwailou siham. Here the piktar look big, but is smaller
than my kikapoo can. And i can tell you i regret order
this coz the tomato sos they put inside to make sup, is
super shitbrix. The bread nice to eat but the prawn,
the gwailou siham and the tomato sup is fails. Just now
you see my gwailou siham in my special noddle is abit
got oren oren kaler. This is white kaler.
Dun ask me why. Mebbe this gwailou siham is haven't
cook yet or mebbe is really come from gwailou country.
The 2 prawn here is not yet cook. Can see from kaler.
Confirm you eat is shitbrix thing.

You see the shitbrix noddle and the small mini sup. Can
compare with my kikapoo drink. Oh and dun eated the
taufu. Is liam liam type wan, you eated confirm is lausai later.

My gf order this salted egg kuey teow goreng mee thing.
Is very special until can make my gf very anger and scold
the staff people. This noddle take 45 minit to cook and
10 minit to come to my table. I oredi eated finish all then oni
this come. I first time see my gf face black black. Normally
is me black black face but this time they make my gf anger.
Take so long to cook and servis, come that time no salted egg.
Kena go up car jor.

See bill not cheap. Is actually quite expense for lunch since
we eated shitbrix food and wait so long. My lunchtime is
12pm-1pm. but i finish eated with my gf is almost 2pm. I kena
scold by boss summore. Worse is my gf still got hunger
so we tapau mcdonald and i send her home while i go back
working and cook maggi mee in pantry lor.

This place called D'Rich is really kenot go wan. Food so
lousy, servis by bangla also even more lousy, special thing
also nothing special, eat also not happy, drink also not
happy, pay also not happy, eat also not full, drink also expense,
summore charge me serbis charge, kicap and tisu i take
myself from other table so i shud charge them my serbis charge
right ? Blady hell them la, i hope u bankrap soon let other better
place open. Murni and hainan tea down the road, mamak also
nearby, all better than u. Really shitbrix la. I can say this place
is should call as king of not good food or king of not for human
eated place.

D'Rich "so called king of good food"
SS2 PJ
N3 07.090 E101 37.431

Eated here can hungry wan

2010-09-22T00:45:00.010+08:00

Today i go this restoran name Char Siew Zhai at the sunway mas
area there. Got many femes blogger tok this place so i go to test
water. Fuahhhh is first time i eated with my gf till hungry. I never
eated and feel not full before.

You see their pricing like not expense wan. But see so
much also no use. When order come that time is not for
human eated wan !

This is my RM5 siew yuk rice. You know why is RM5 ? See
piktar also u know liao. 1 piece siew yuk is RM1. Got 5 piece
there. Rice and sup they gib free. Sos they give i dunno why.
They also gib me 2 cucumber which is not for human eat wan.

My gf order their femes wan tan mee char siew. But since
they say they also femes in siew yuk, she order siew yuk wan
tan mee. The noddle is hard like eated chopstick, the wantan
no give her but instead they give her sup water. Then the vege
they use is at least 5 day old.

But that also, is RM 4.50. How come my siew yuk rice is RM5 ??
She got more siew yuk than me for less the price ????
How come is liddat i also dunno.

I confirm these people dunno how to do business wan.
My gf wan tan mee cheaper but more siew yuk than my
more expense siew yuk rice. No wonder you rugi la.
Summore your food really not for human eated wan.
The noddle you gib so much make sure is fully cook first
ok ? The vegetable next time dun gib better la.
I really wish i no go there. Waste my money oni, i pay to
shit brix !!!!!

Restaurant Char Siew Zhai
Sunway Mas PJ
N3 07.161 E101 35.892

Seremban not femes for this

2010-09-02T02:32:00.010+08:00

I go seremban before and i never hear femes thing other
than the siew pau. This kopitiam is at the Summit Subang
shopping kompreks, you see got nobody eated here mean
is got no que so my food sure is fast come wan.

So i bring my gf go inside here look at menu and then
order lor. Then my gf point to me, daling you see, we
go up car jor. Fuiyoh got cili sos from Giant supermarket.
I know people buy kimball or kampung koh or maggi but
this first time i see from Giant supermaket wan. Jialat
liao lah.

Then come my gf teh, See the kaler also jialat liao la.
So white, even ipoh white kopi also not this white. No have
the teh taste. How can lidis ??????

I order this hailam mee set. I tot hailam mee always is
black black sos. This one special coz is like starch from
cantonis noddle. What taste also no have. The cili they
gimme is dunno come from where wan. I think use
Giant cili sos much better. My set come wid jelly and
limau jus. Whole set is confirm not for human eated wan.
The mee is not hailam, is yellow noddle. The sos is got no
taste no salt no nothing. The egg is like from last week
already cook. The vege is soft like overcook 5 times.
The long long thing u see is the cucumber they slice but
because the blade not sharp they stick all together. That
also because the sos is so thick can use as gam.
The jelly is nice coz they no put sugar. Come on la, where
got people jelly is not sweet one ?
My limau jus is got more ais than limau jus. If you see
piktar look like no moar ais, is because all melted. If all
melted ais mean my food take >9000 to come.
Summore you see 1st piktar is got NO PEOPLE SIT.

Give you all see the Giant cili sos again. Never see before leh ?
Dun sked, i also no see kopitiam that got the Giant cili sos.
This my 1st time oso.
Wan so bajet until liddat meh ? Kimball expense izzit now ?

This my gf order wan. Is some fish thing dunno what look
like some popiah thing. The cili sos they gip is made of
red coloring and water. So again we use Giant cili sos.
Oh and try not order this. You will jialat wan.

This my bill. You see is like cip but i tell you, my set
is not cip. Is conjob.

This place is not for human eated wan. The most
impress thing inside here is the Giant cili sos. Really
this is my 1st time see this kind of thing. If you come
here eated i confirm is you really like Giant cili sos.

Old Seremban Station Kopitiam
USJ Summit Subang
N3 03.612 E101 35.579

Hing Ket Seafood kampung Jawa

2010-06-09T17:08:00.000+08:00

I read review got ppl say Hing Ket seafood nice.
So I try.

Nin nah beh after eated I wanna fakkau the sohai who say is nice.

1. Wait damn 9 long for the grill seafood. Other dish finished liao wait another 300 years.

2. Damn 9 hot. Nevermind I wear shorts and singlet nia. But damn 9 hot.

3. Seafood come liao. Nice? SAU PEI LA! Hakka say this is SI FUT!
- grill sotong reach us cold. waffak???
- grill ikan pari is overcook until like rubber liao.
- grill crab, no taste one.

Chipette la wait and sweat for this crap. But wait so long dy makan aje la but I tell u , tuna seng, I will not go back even if u pay me.

Why Esquire Kitchen like that wan ?

2010-06-01T03:15:00.010+08:00

Ah Wok long time no go esquire kitchen eated so
1 day i decide bring my gf go there. I remember the
Damansara Jaya Esquire Kitchen is long time ago
so i go back that branch again lor with 2 more friend.

Ah Wok order 4 dish. All 4 failed jor. The piktar below
is my favorid last time. They call as "yee heong yuk si"
Now i no dare order coz it taste like.....(insert badword here)
See also no wan touch jor.

This also their special signature dish call "tung po yuk"
Now is their fail dish. This dish people use 90% soya
sos and 10% oil. They use 90% oil and 10% soya sos.
How to eated wor ? Summore i wan the sos dip with
the bread but then i dip is all oil. Ptuuuuuuuui !
Really you eat oredi this one confirm u end up at
toilet all day long.

Normally people eated this mantau is together with
the sos. But since got no sos i use this to soak up the
oil so i can eated with rice. I smart ! i order extra
mantau so can properly eated the sos.....which is not
alot left after i soak finish.

You come that time make sure no order their fry fish
in cili sos. The fish i think is oredi 2 year inside their
freezer. Can taste the unfreshness and after you eated
you can also taste what they keep inside the freezer.

Asparagus fry prawn also can go wrong. Why ? The
"lou soon" you see is soooooo old is got many fiber and
is not to be eated. The prawn i think also about 2 year
old keep inside same freezer as the fish coz it taste like
that fish.

This is my bill. 4 shitbrix dish for many money.
Confirm is not for human eated wan this place. Oh i
omos forgot to tell you ......my sup is cold. They say
they double boil it but i think their boiler spoil jor. I
pay bill i complain and tell them but i think they
no understand and no care becoz the staff all there is
very old. If you no belip me you go there lor. All very
old people serve u food and you must not ask them
move so much coz u will sked them fall down.

Esquire Kitchen
Atria, Damansara Jaya
N3 07.669 E101 37.009

Riverview sifud is juz crap man

2010-06-01T02:46:00.011+08:00

Last week my friend bring me to this place in Kuala Selangor
to eated some sifud. Is not very far but the road dark dark
no light. Is beside the river and he say the food here is bestest
because is cheap.

This restoran is full of fails. If i writed in this blog is means
is full of fails. All those good good one no need me writed in
here liao.

You see my bihun ? Is dryyyyyyy. He order lala fry bihun
which got no taste. Why ? Because the lala fry bihun is cip.
So they sell you cheap thing but not give u taste. Shitbrix
i tell you !

I order hong kong kailan. THIS IS NOT Hong Kong
KAILAN. Any blind fella also know what kailan look
like. I say i wan Hong Kong Kailan ching chau. Why
is my kailan become choy sum and why ching chau
is become with gravy and alot of pepper ????? All of
my friend know i oni eated kailan wan. No other vege.
The staff here either blind or no brain.

This is scallop. Is the bestest scallop in the world
because the scallop so small all cover with ginger
and pepper you eated that time also you dunno is
scallop. So i no call this scallop dish. I call this
the ginger and pepper dish coz i oni eated that.

This is bamboo lala or people call chuk tan. Is the
most unpopular dish here coz you eat oredi sure
confirm is shitbrix. I think got more shell than the
meat coz i and my friend oni got find 6 with lala.
The rest all is kosong wan. Kena go up car jor.

This is marmite sotong. You put 1 sotong into
mouth and you will spit out. No need me describe
anything else jor coz i put 1 inside mouth and i end
up at klinik liao.

This is our RM40 per kg crab. Nowaday can get 1kg
crab in pj area, why need to come here pay same price
for 1kg ??? Summore you all beside river no need lori
send the crab to pj also wan cas people expense ????
You see the color ? We order is butter crab. That look
more like shit color than butter color. The taste also
very weird. They add kari powder to make taste like
shit and look even more like shit. 1kg crab they give
many crab all small small crab. Why ? Coz the crab no
meat so they weigh that time is 1kg of shell and no
meat. Again here we go up car jor.

Our bill. I wish i can paying more so i get proper
food. Why i go so far to eated so lousy gutter food
when i can eated nearby ? Is coz Ah Wok friend
bring Ah Wok go up car.

Remember this shit restoran. Never ever come here !

Riverview Seafood Restaurant
Kuala Selangor
N3 20.889 E101 15.100

Gutterfood Goes International - Tokyo, Japan

2010-05-26T22:43:00.007+08:00

Before I write further... let me lol first... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..... I lol because this ramen in Japan more sucks than Malaysia one. LOL

You see you thought is looks like delicious but please lah don't be cheated by the look....... this thing I tell you........ only the pork can eat, other things can go into tong sampah one.

The soup is super oily and superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr salty. I don't know is it they accidently tertumpah in all salt or what.

The noodle is fail noodle, it not taste like ramen , it taste like got many chemical inside, got abit bitter. Maggi mee is nicer than their mee, seriouzly!!!!

Do I need to tell you more????? You look at the soup, got many oil inside. I don't know, maybe the chef also spill the oil, so got many oil.

Omg...omg...omg..... even this ginger also is a fail. no ginger taste and it was super duper extremely salty... is it they accidently tuang in the salt again or the person who prepared this is really a hamsap???

Looks like the chef got many accident when preparing this ramen so make it a complete failure. Thought wanna eat better, so go to eat this 970yen (about RM30++) ramen but it very very disappointing me.

So I can conclude is expensive not mean good. cheap not mean no good. understand????????

Remember this shop!!!!!!! REMEMBERRRRRRRRRR.......... at Asakusa, Tokyo

Asakusa
Tokyo, Japan

C-Jade Express Mid Valley Fail Rice

2010-05-25T17:04:00.000+08:00

Dinner time I go down eated, I gian rice so I order "Chicken and Mushroom Rice with Chinese Sosej".

Come liao, the thing look like dogs dinner. Wa lau eh, Rm13++ I think, get a dog dinner, kanasai la!

The chicken severely overcook and dam drying, and the sos not tasty also.

Nia seng I should wented Dragon-I the same dish taste >9000 time better.

Failed expensed chap fan

2010-05-20T03:29:00.004+08:00

This shop sell everything. They sell chikin rice, duck rice,
chap fan, mee sup, wantanmee, pok noddle and more than
9000 thing. The problem is, what they selling here is all
not for human eated wan. You pay that time you is shitbrix.

I hungry so i bring my gf eated chap fan. Their chap fan
is got alot of thing, but the alot of thing is use same
ingredient cook. They use bake bean fry with egg, then
another dish is bake bean put sosej. Wah liau.

I eated here few time jor. Few time also i shitbrix. The
wantan mee is super not nice. They selling char siu rice
is not for human eated. Their pok noddle is super salty
with little bit pok. Their chap fan totally kenot eat and
then when i finishing my rice, i see that silver thing.
Some stupid bugger go put that silver thing inside my rice.
2 plate chap fan with 2 vegetable and 1 tofu is RM 6 per
plate. Vegetable price go up meh ? Tofu is expense food
meh ? Rice price go up meh ? No come here eated please.
Is really not for human eated.

Restaurant Venny
Opposite Lowyat plaza KL
N3 08.681 E101 42.586

Tasteless Taiji Dim Sum @ Puchong

2010-05-17T17:00:00.008+08:00

I wented to Bandar Puteri Puchong and saw opposite Axian got another dimsum, is call Taiji Eatery. So I go try for breakfast.

Chee Cheong Fun - Tasteless one. The chili also like crap and prawn is small and overcook.

Siu Mai and dunno wat mai - Also no tasty one, those coffee shop factory made one nicer.

3 dish plus one cold drink of herba, RM16. Chipette!!! Should gone eated McD better kanasai betul.

Food so crap still dare open opposite Axian? Sau Pei La Chippete!

Taiji Eateries Dim Sum
Puchong
N3 01.347 E101 36.982

The bestest chicken rice

2010-05-13T20:17:00.006+08:00

Hello all peepur ! I finally got save some money to
buy my computer. So i wented to digital mall in the
seksyen 14 pj there for shopping. When i hunger i go
to the coffee shop is a house, is opposite the coffee ritual
there. Place so dirty and so hot.

I order chikin rice from this aunty stall.

You see the chikin rice, is best chikin rice in the world.
Is not for human eated wan. The rice no smell, the rice
so dry, the chikin so fail and the cili ..........is not for chikin
rice wan. Where got human eated this kind of chikin rice ?
How i regret eated here sooooo much.

Then my gf order the pok noddle and eated until left
back like that. Where got peepur serve pok noddle with
green cili ? The sup also is salt water and the pok ball is
super fails.

The chikin rice is not human eated, pok noddle also not
for human eated, everything inside there not for human
eated wan. Really regret eated there. Shitbrix like mad.

Dunno what name restaurant convert to house
Seksyen 14 pj
N3 06.621 E101 38.124

Penang imposter go sau pei lah

2010-03-20T00:40:00.008+08:00

Welcome again to another penang gutterfood that is not in
penang area fail place thread thing. The title is long and i
post this at cybercafe again coz my friend comp need restart
coz too keng play the left 4 dead 2 until hang kei.

This is Seri Penang. The worst penang food you can ever
pay to eated in a place not in penang. This place really
con people money. Let Ah Wok explain to you why.

This is my drink. I very thirst so i order 2. Ice lemon tea
is to drink after i finish food. Chinese tea ice is to drink
now. Price of chinese tea ice, RM 1.80. Fuahhhhhh
Tai Thong baru cas people RM 1 unlimited refill.
What so special about this chinese tea ice until RM 1.80 ?
Is the taste. When you drink this tea is taste ....... nothing !
That why so special. No taste for RM 1.80. Is like water but
with some color.

This is penang lobak in seri penang. Is fail coz the meat
is not gooding, size is small, price is expense, and cili sos
is weird taste of limau and kari powder. At side of my lobak
is some acar thing that look like shit with nuts on top.

People serve lobak is with ginger slice or with century egg !
Where got people serve lobak with acar ? Lobak already is
fail here, the acar make it worst !!!!! Fuahhhh i so angry
i want turn the table upside down but because this place
got many security guard i not dare to do funny thing.

I order main meal is this recommended penang prawn noddle.
The bowl is shape funny to make it difficult to eated. The taste, is
so bad until i regret order after it come. Since here not serve pork,
they use chicken meat. And gimme 1 prawn which is not fresh and
baru come out from freezer. How i know ? Coz the kangkung
also come out from freezer. Is cold.

Brudder, my bowl so big, GIVE LA MORE PRAWN !!!
1 prawn is like so yam gung. If can u take back my 1/2 egg
and gimme more prawn coz i order prawn noddle NOT
egg noddle !!!! Talk about this summore i also fire hot.

Shitbrix food, shitbrix price, shitbrix place.
You see the resit ? Is write for 2 people.
I dunno who is other 1 but i know i sit alone with
my nintendo box on the chair. Cina teh ais RM 1.80 ....
Hahahahaha i water fish.
Fail prawn noddle with 1 prawn and no taste = RM 9.90
Failed chicken lobak RM 7.90.
Charge me serbis cas summore and still got
write at resit Tips : 0.00

Who give tips here is big big water fish. If no security
guard around i oredi turn table lor ! Summore got
write thank you please come again in resit.
Better you write thank you water fish, tomoro come again
and be water fish.

Seri Penang
Atria Damansara Jaya
N3 07.637 E101 37.013

Penang food not in penang is fail

2010-03-20T00:24:00.005+08:00

Sorry all for long time no write. Many day i want post
this but my komputer still not have fix yet. So i have
go to cybercafe and post. But i go cybercafe i want post
i end up play left 4 dead 2.

This is in Aman Suria, just open not too long and they
open until late pass midnite. I sit outside coz i like sit
roadside but end up many mosquito. Bite me like
crazy. So i sit inside. Also kena bite like crazy.

Penang Street is restoran in Aman Suria but the food
not come from penang . Why ? Coz i order thing on menu
they what also dont have. Only have the penang fry rice.
Want asam laksa, no stock. Want chow kuey teow, no stock.
Want lobak, not inside menu.

Yes these pictar is show 2 different type of their
specially failed fry rice. One got color the other one
no color is because my friend not eated anything with
cili. What is fail about this ? I give u in point form coz
my game going to start jor. They wait me chiam them
in left 4 dead 2.

1 - Prawn fail coz too old. It got the "mui mui" texture.
2 - The rice fail, coz is very hard. Like just come out from fridge.
3 - Place fail coz mosquito bite me. My friend is smoker and he from
Australia. He smoke like chimney and mosquito still come bite us.
4 - Only fry rice on menu where can eated la. Penang lobak dun hap.
If you open penang food shop and tell people you not have stock for
asam laksa or char kuey teow, you sure kena teow.

I think this shop halal, i not sure. I no bother checking coz i dont care.
I no get dengue also is lucky. Shitbrix sure get wan lucky no dengue.

Penang Street
Aman Suria
N3 07.207 E101 35.678

Dark dark place eated what oso dunno

2010-02-21T01:58:00.008+08:00

We is back ! We taking the many day away so can
come back fresh fresh write many thing for all you
to reading.

This is chinese restoran which i eated not too long
ago. All you must remember no come here.

This place inside shopping compreks is hard find
parking inside and outside. When go in must
careful coz they no money buy light. So if u no walk
properly is can easy fall down and "PK".

This place servis is bad. I wan self servis also they
no let and scold me. So must waited them free oni
they is come serbis u. Wa lau, this place is pratise you
patience. Make u wait long long.

And also ah, you order must checkin properly make
sure repeat 25 time. Coz i order same thing 20 time
and still can come wrong thing. I got order the pork
rib i think 10 time but still no come. So minimum is
must tell them 25 time i think.

I order many thing but not sure wat come. Coz is dark dark
inside. The pot u see up there in pikture is coz my camera
got flash. If no flash u see dark dark and not see pot. I
purposely put 1 pau yee there to tell you if you eated this
"hoi mei pou" for 10 ppl, u oni get that 1 small pau yee.
I ask around table and oni i get that.

The piktar up there, i dunno is what but i know is expense
and shitbrix. So not worth telling anything other than i kena
"Liok".

I order many thing, but is only come few thing and is
not what i order. My fish is fail, my pork no have come,
my vege is shitbrix, my dessert is sux and that plate is
something that i dunno. The portion is small but the price
is rocket high. The place is dark dark, kenot see shit, the
servis is bestest in the world where they no let you self
servis and u wait 10 minit for them bring u white rice and
20 minit for pour tea into your cup.

I hope they close shop soon. coz if eated here is will be
more hunger.

Reunion chinese restaurant
Bangsar Village 2
N3 07.810 E101 40.271

Fail Char Kuay Teow at Lot 10 Hutong

2010-02-02T13:17:00.005+08:00

Lot 10 Hutong food court suppose to be mostly good food if not eatedble food.
So I go during lunchtime and trai Char Kuay Teow. This stall is the penang food one.

Fry liao look like this. I am feel funny ady. that is small prawn. okey never mind i dig in

NIA SING!!!
Mana itu SIHAMMMM???
Mana itu LAP CHEONG???
Mana itu LARD???

I so bengang I eat few mouth I stop edi.

Non halal food court why the hell u leave out all this key item?

U all do business or just con job? NIA SING betul i waste my money and effort go there.

This CKT is cheat ppl one. If u read this still go eated, u r champion sohai #1.

Very fishy noddle

2010-02-02T03:05:00.008+08:00

That day i wented here to eated fish head noddle.
Now is trend everywhere also got fish head noddle.
But here is different coz is inside gutterfood page.
So is confirm shitbrix.

This restoran wei yip my friend say is nice. Where
got nice ? The only nice thing i can say is this place
the plate and bowl still new.

First thing you see, is the expense price. Second
thing you see is Madam Lee just open. Third thing
you see is they logo is ugly.

This is the only thing that is edible. Problem is
i come here to eated good nice fish head noddle.
Not come here eat cili sos.

This one is my order. Expense fish paste noddle.
They fail many thing here. I know coz i is experts
in fish head noddle.

The sup base is heavy taste of milk. When you
many milk you must many ginger. This oredi is fail.
Then when you many fish paste, you must make
confirm the fish paste not 1 week old. If not is
will smell fishy. When smell fishy is will make whole
bowl soup smell and taste bad. This is my bad taste
bowl of fish head noddle. It make me shitbrix and
trouble my stomak.

This is my gf order. She not take milk so they not
add in. Problem is, when you not add in milk, you
must make soup for tasty. This one is taste like
skyjus except is hot. Dont have fish head taste and
no have kiamchai taste. Fail la. What taste also
dont have how to call as fish head noddle ?

I clever eated fish head until clean clean. But i also got
problem here coz before i eated, is oredi is clean clean.

The fish head noddle and fish paste noddle is i and
my gf share share. We both like the cili. And that all
we like. We no like the parking, we no like the sup
with or widout the milk, and we no like the fish paste
or the fish head coz fish paste not fresh and fish head
oni gimme bone nia. When you no generus the kiamchai
and u no generus the ginger, you soup is gone case.

Restaurant Wei Yip
Sunway Mas
N3.11990 E101.59935

GutterFood Cooking Lesson- Pad Woon Sen (Thai)

2010-01-30T03:56:00.014+08:00

Remember got this post?
http://thegutterfood.blogspot.com/2009/09/i-got-eated-at-venicia.html

Yea..it sparked so many attensyen, that got one anon guy go post this komen:

Anonymous said...
Like to critisize ppl's cooked food ? why dont u cook ur own food ? Asswipe. never had all these food before dun simply says its not nice or whatsoever.
September 21, 2009 4:17 PM

It pose a challenge to me, yea, why not? coz i know wat is shit brix food, and what is no shit brix food.
So nao i ken harness my kulinary skill in cooking GUTTERFOOD for you all.

I hope this post will helping all future chef, so that they try very hard not to do wat i do here...wokay?

So here is what I wented to cook, Pad Woon Sen (means stir fry glass nodle).

So i think after watching the videos and googling, i think i ken cook liao. So i custom my own ingredient.
Wokayyy... lets start off wif the ingredients.

got mushrooms (cut &wash), vege (optional), fishsos, blekpepper,

garlics, and some frozen prawns (fresh or not no worry)

Then u soak and drain the Woon Sen.

Make sure u cutted it in small pieces.

First, putted some oil on wok. Is non stick wok...

so the oil also no stick.

Then u put in the garlics. Thai garlics no need cut wan.

Is gooding like this. aroma is smellness nice

Then time to add in the prawns. Marinated wan.

I use kicap manis, fish sos, soy sos..and any

sos that is blek in kaler oso ken.

So i stirfry the prawns wif the mushrooms

Then the mushroom gived water (coz was soaked).

Is this suppose like this?

I has no idea if this is a gooding idea or not...

But anyway, i continue cook (coz i really dunno liao)

Then i masuk the Woon Sen (thai glass nodle)

Then i adding egg.

Then i stir like shit, add in the sos (fish sos, soy sos)

And any sos i can find to make it look black.

Remember children, if u no stir like shit, its not stir fry!

Here is where i notice got problem.

The woon sen seems hard to stir fry

Maybe I no cutted nicesly? It look dry, so i putted some

water+chicken stock so it look wetted with some taste

Stir and stir, add some fish sos, dark sos oso.

Finally, i remember i had forgotten to add sugar!!!

WAFFAK!!!...so i go sprinkle some sugar..

and stir somemore. Hope the sugar is become melting.

Result.....

Not bad. I added some black pepper on top.

Looks is nice.

Looks is also deceiving.

Coz is too salty. No sugar. Prawns over cook liao

Wok fire also not big enuf liao.

Woon Sen too clump clump up liao...hard to eat.

A bit dry also.

So is confirm, this shitbrix food is wat you will cook for your in laws.

Rememeber children, serve this to only people you no like

Gutterfood International - THAILAND - A&W

2010-01-19T03:25:00.001+08:00

Just when you thinking A&W oni sux

in Malaysia? Jew r so wrong!!!

It sux oso in Thailand!!!

The all Amerikan FUUUD.... saopei la

Their beef burger Moza. Look ok oni

Afer one bite, yuk...nothing spesial...

1 piece of moza meat there...the beef patty

is so thin also. Not enuf to filling my tummy

So i try another, fish burger.

Fish is NOT FRESH!!!

Got the smelly fishy smell!!!

But their packagine is nice liao.

Got handle for u to holding.

So no dirty your hand when u

puking on your food.

They oso have this fish fillet wif WAFFER?

It tasting weird la. First time eated

waffer wif FISH FILLET!!!

Normally eated wif icecream, but

this is eated wif fish liao.

Taste crunchy, and fishy same time.

Mix reaction liao. Dunno if i like it or hate it.

But definitely no wented there again.

A&W Ayuthaya
Thailand

Starbucks Jaya One

2010-01-19T03:09:00.001+08:00

When you go starbucks, remember no order this...

The drink is suppose to be dragon fruit + kiwi

The result is COCKROACH smell.

I ask staff, they say "hahaha, its liddat wan"

TUNASING....

I feel like wan to go down and poke his pet pet

with my penknife.

Don order dis...or anything other than coffee.

If not u sure shitbrix.

Starbucks Jaya One

N3 07 04.6 E101 38 08.5

Gutterfood CNY Spesial - Not extra super tanker

2010-01-19T00:49:00.012+08:00

Last time many many moon ago this was my faverite
restoran to eated chinese food. That time not many
people know this place. So quality sometime good
sometime bad.

After that, quality sometime good, most time bad.
Nowaday, most time bad, sometime shitbrix. I no
choice, i haf gutter one of my faverite restoran liao.

I owiz order this since long time ago. Is egg wid
crab meat u wrap in vegetable. Very nice ..... if 10 year
ago. Now u order this, vege come very old, egg give u
many and crab meat if u can find u is lucky. Got
kacang wan, last time many kacang, they call
pine cone nut. Now they extra super kiamsiap.

This my faverite sos. Is small dry prawn with
onion and sambai. Now they charge if u wan order
extra 1 plate.

This is acar. I not eated acar coz i not like.
Is lousiest most expense acar u will ever eated.

This is stone fish. Chinese call sek tau yue. Is very
poisonous. Bone is blue color. I eated this is sabah
they charge me RM 100 for 1kg. If you eated here
in this extra super tanker expense place, They charge
triple. And they not clever cook this because they
steam too long make the meat hard hard.
Expense fish u charge never mind, but if u spoil my
fish it make me not syiok eated it anymore. Fish suppose
to be soft. Kenot overcook wan !

This is roast wood chikin. Is the saltiest thing you
can ever order. And this not cheap i tell you. If you
eated this u is will drink 10 cup chinese tea.

This their spesial tong poh meat. They give fry bun.
Tong poh meat is eated with stim bun not fry !
If fry bun how to absorb the oil and gravy ? The fry bun
oredi is got many oil inside and hard hard skin. Haihz.

I dunno what this vege is but dun order ! Is bitter wan.

This restoran if u come is take big risk. Most time i come
in 2009 and 2010 they mostly gimme shitbrix food. Oni got
1-2 time they serve ok ok food. This old branch. My unker say new
branch even worse. For CNY, stay away from this place. If many
people go, mean quality confirm not gooding coz the person
not able to cook good for many people.

Restaurant Extra Super Tanker
Damansara Kim
N3 08.097 E101 37.742

Gutterfood goes international - Harbin China

2010-01-19T00:36:00.005+08:00

My P3 computer dieded liao. Shop say too old no more
spare part so must buy new. Again i have update this
in cyber cafe which not have microsop opis.

This is small shop inside big shop in Harbin. They sell
many thing in here is all from deer.

You see the pot on left hand side, i order that drink
so i can be kuat kuat. Is expense sup but is ok since
can make me kuat kuat.

So small bowl is cost me RMB 40. FuuuUuuuu.
After i drink the salt water sup, i is no feel kuat
kuat. I feel poorer and i shitbrix.

This is waste my money. I am confirm shitbrix
after drink salt water sup. For those dunno read
chinese word, that sup is deer penis sup. Dont waste
money buy that sup remember ! It not have make u
kuat kuat. It oni make u poor and shitbrix.

Deer Farm
Harbin
China

Gutterfood International - KFC China

2010-01-13T02:51:00.011+08:00

Ok this my final gutterfood on China until i go to there

again. Here in Harbin, got many many KFC. China people

really like KFC i dunno why.

My gf and i eated this for breakfast in Harbin, China.

We order different burger. I like the chikin thigh so

again like in Mcdonald i go order this. They oni got

1 flavor and is spicy. So i try lor.

This my gf burger. Look shitbrix, tasting shitbrix.

This my burger. So small and so ..... not nais. Oh
and is super expense food. This one i think 1 mouth
can finish liao. But after eated this, u will drink 5 cup
water and 1 cup eno.

Because is order set, they come this. Is not like
coleslaws. Is differens. This i think is people use
to feed the pig. But here they gif me and my gf
eated this kind of thing. We not pig, we human.

This is their popcorn chiken. Is most failed shitbrix
food in their menu next to my super expense burger.
The chiken not like ours here. They are one is dry
and lousy and salty and oily. When u combo that
with their super soggy oily french fry, is confirm
shitbrix food.

Their popcorn chiken is also serve cold. Cold weather
and u ask me eat cold thing is fail la. I regret not have
order their spesial porridge. But when i see other people
not have finish, i dowan say anything.

This KFC becoz serve shitbrix food, they try another
type of marketing stratigi. They give u some
scratch and win kupon if u eated above RMB 50.
I scratch but i not have win anything.

Remember must avoid. No matter how hunger u are
go to supermarket buy thing eated is better than
here. Is lucky i bring eno with me. If no eno i think
i not able to shit.

KFC

Harbin

China

Gutterfood goes international - China Mcdonald part 2

2010-01-13T01:42:00.010+08:00

I go China many many day so eated many many thing.

Oni shitbrix food i put inside this gutterfood blog.

Because i come to this China is cold cold place so i eated

more thing. Ngam ngam this Mcdonald near my hotel

but is not same as the other Mcdonald.

My gf and i order nuget and dunno wat burger. She

say wan try their nugget sos.

They gip 3 not same sos. 1 is garlic cili, 1 sweet

sour like ours here and the paket is tomato sos.

1 thing i learn is they not put expiry date but they
put manufactured date. I omost shitbrix when i
saw date and lucky i ask counter girl. If not i turn table
upside down oredi.

But this sos, is like chikin rice sos. Is veli fail.
Malaysia kaifan sos is more better than this.
Is confirm the lousy nugget veli soggy not go
well with this sos. The nugget is really not human
eated wan becoz they nugget is wet wet type and
they smell funny. I think is the oil they use.

This burger if u throw in sea, all fish will die.
Is actually small burger but inside burger is
not have meat tasting. Is oil tasting. Like the yau
char gwai oil. FuUuUuuuu ! Can fight smell with
chau taufu.

The french fry is always soft. I owiz have to gif to

dusbin wan. If i dip the french fry with the garlic cili,

my gf dowan kiss me anymore. She say i will tasting

bad and ask me not speaking anymore coz the cili sos

smell is kenot go off one. Lucky i smart bring my

portable tootbrush and darlie tootpaste.

The white color sos u see, is sour sour not like our

sos here. The super combo is old oil + funny tasting

sos + soft soft weird bread with duno what thing on top

then if u put some tomato sos, confirm is shitbrix

maximum. After 2 time try Mcdonald food in China

at 2 differen Mcdonald outlet summore, confirm

this is shitpense food. This place really really not

for human eated wan !

Mcdonalds

Harbin

China

Gutterfood goes international - Shenzen

2010-01-13T01:02:00.010+08:00

I is fly home from Harbin but have to stop here 1 day.

When time go home to KL, i no choice but eated lunch

inside here at Shenzen International Airport.

FuuUuUUuuuUUUuu i regret like mad !

This pau inside is dunno what meat. Is bad tasting

and if u dip in the oily cili is make the bad tasting

even more badder.

Then my gf take this. I no idea wat that is even

until now. My gf eated half i eated the other half

and the rest is give dusbin.

This prawn, small, overfry, hard to eated. If you

want to eated this prawn, you is need Jaws teeth.

Hahaha, this funny pankek is big, thick, hard and

is funny tasting. I know pankek use milk but since

this is China, i think they no milk use soya bean.

When you use funny thing to make thing, u is

confirm will taste funny. This one oso i give to

dusbin.

Underneat this pankek is another pankek they

not cook properly. Is not rounded but they gimme.

This is musroom fry wid pok. I got eated some pok

but mostly i also gif to dusbin.

This one is old vegetable fry with old sotong. The

vegetable is old and many fiber so when u bite u is

will spit out. Oni use to suck the jus from the vegetable

but i tot is jus until my gf say is oil not jus. Old vege

not have got jus anymore coz old and dry.

The super sotong i think they overcook by 10 hour

coz even rubber is easier to bite than that sotong.

This spesial loh mai rice is fry with many kicap.

Oni got kicap and rice. No meat no vege wan.

I really shitbrix here. But my bill come i shitbrix

even more. All this thing i buy, is cost about RMB 200+

Lucky i good mood that day coz my gf got kiss me.

If she no kiss me i turn the table upside down liao.

Food court Level 1

Shenzen International Airport

Shenzen, China

Gutterfood goes international - Dalian China

2010-01-13T00:35:00.008+08:00

When i go to Dalian, China i wented to this restoran.

Is name so hard to say out so i take from them free

lighter got their restoran name and detail.

Got fon number oso for u call. Please dont call.

This restoran is really shitbrix place.

They vegetable all is fail. Meat also fail. Nothing

here can pass wan. This piktar u see, is fry bean with

some weird thing dont taste like meat dont taste

like fish and dont taste like taufu. I only know they

is fry with alot salt and oil.

This vegetable u see below piktar...... i dunno wat

that is. But i take 1 bite i shitbrix. The vege i think

they oredi cook for 10 table but all 10 table rejek

so now they serve to us so they not need wasting

food.

This is their spesial fry egg with tomato sos. Is not
yet eated wan but i take the spoon to kacau kacau
abit show u all they use oni 1 egg and many sos.
How to eated liddat ??? You see sos is like tomato
sos but is not. Is actually kicap ! Why call tomato
sos when is kicap ??? Just becoz is got tomato and
fry until tomato the jus oso come out u wan call
as tomato sos ????

This ultimate shitbrix place shitbrix food. Usually

the chinese tea wont fail but here is spesial. The

chinese tea is also can fail. I not know what they use.

When you drink, the water is like from after people

bath ! Is taste like soap and dirt and smell is like

from burning paper. I think they is got burn the

tea so is got smell. If burn tea is for use fertiliser not

to drink wan !!!!!

I tell u really this place not for human eated wan !

All is shitbrix and even chinese tea also can fail.

You wan eated here, you must not be human.

Liang Shui Wan

Dalian

China

Gutterfood goes international - China's instant noddle

2010-01-13T00:17:00.005+08:00

This my first time i not many thing to say coz after

eated 1 spoon this, i shitbrix liao.

All you reading must remember this brand and not

go to buy.

See the color also know is fail food. Summore lady at

supermarket say this one veli nais. I go up car liao.

I not have shitbrix coz i eated 1 spoon oni. If i eated

whole thing i confirm need go hospital.

Some instant noddle

China

McDonalds China is shitpense food

2010-01-12T23:43:00.012+08:00

I wan say sorry for not able to writting fast. Is all thank

to my stupid pentium 3 computer hang kei after i install

and use the new microsop offis. Now i at cyber cafe typing

this coz my pentium 3 not want start anymore. I has a sad.

Yah, this is the shitbrix Mcdonald in China. Ah Nong not

allow take piktar but Ah Nong dun care. Must take gip

all u see.

I order the new set they got. Is RMB 20 for 1 burger
1 shake shake fries and 1 oren jus. RMB 20 is like RM10.

You see they gip me shake shake fry wid powder

paket, is actually suppose be the "ma lat" super spicy

but is actually salt. If you shake fry with that you will

shitbrix and drink 10 cup water after eated. And then

they gib me super hot oren jus. Who drink hot oren jus ?

Hot oren jus is not for human drink wan !

Then my burger come. Is expense burger coz i pay
RMB20 = RM 10 for this set. Is the chikin thigh burger
which not have the bone one. The burger is small size
wid egg make like benjo. The chikin meat is tasting
like 2 week old just come out from fridge.

I not joke, this is fail shitbrix expense burger.

They got gib me ketchup but i not dare use. I finish

burger in 2 mouth. You see my hand and size of burger

you know liao is small and expense. Our Mcdonald here

is 10 time better and our Mcdonald here oredi is shitbrix

quality. There even worse. Is shitbrix + expense.

Shitbrix + expense = shitpense.

After eated this i really shitpense.

Mcdonalds
Jilin
China

Shit Brix Maggi Goreng at Paramount Mamak

2010-01-12T00:53:00.008+08:00

First, what the ffffuuuuu. My gutterfood team mate bought microsoft office and his english is so good so fast faster than the tiger woods' gf come out liao. Then why I go wasted money attend class?? Haiyo next time I will send my post to him let him checking my grammer and speling liao. Ah Kiang say bye bye to class!

That day we the whole team went to Paramount the very femes road side mamak. Neh, that one that got sell nasi lemak ayam goreng and said to be the first mamak to sell indomie goreng one. If you don't know then you fail jor loh.

I dunno why but that night I wanted to eated maggi goreng more than nasi lemak. Then when the maggi goreng reached and I eated 1 mouth I realized I up car jor. The bricks already queuing to come out liao but luckily I tahan till we go back the car. The maggi goreng is like no goreng like that. I think they too used to mixing indomie now they also do the maggi like indomie! You see picture also know! They mix with soya sauce only!

This is indomie. Compare with that maggi goreng, is 80% similar! But this is 50% shit brix.

Then the mee goreng also can go to hell. I see my friend expression when he eated i also know it's shit brix food. I have six sense when it comes to detecting shit brix. After that he rage and shouted "KNN not human eat one!!!!" The oil also spit out. I no dare talking him after that, Ah Kiang sked.

And so you know la, Paramount mamak is only good for nasi lemak and fried chicken. Other than that the noodles are probably fail one. Even if you top up with the nice fried chicken also no use because if u mix abalone with shit it still taste like shit. You must trusted me simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.

Momo Paradise = Fail paradise

2010-01-10T16:41:00.005+08:00

That day suppose to eat at another restaurant but could not find that place, so end up in this place.

I look at the place like got many people, so I thought the food is ok.

They say this is shabu-shabu, but only give people many fish balls, really many, u want what kind of balls also got, but for meat, only got beef and pork which really sucks!!!!!!!!! Eh, restaurant owner, you don't want to merinate nevermind ok, but do you know that it is not fresh & it stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like that how to eat??????!!!!!

They got 3 types of soup, tomyam, seafood and clear soup. We tasted all 3 and can give 2 comments:

Tomyam >>> super sour
Seafood & clear soup >>> tasteless, kitchen no salt is it?

Then ok, I tried to save my food by putting many many ingredients in it, hope will have some taste, but I disappointed. The tomyam really cannot eat one, don't call tomyam, call vinegar water better!

Oh I forgot about the fish, the suckest fish meat I have ever eaten, it was so smelly, confirm not fresh, like got a type of longkang smell.

For RM25, not say I pay alot, not say I pay little also, I was expecting the most basic, at least your soup must be can drink one & the ingredients are fresh. Like that also they can't do, although is eat all you can but still confirm lose to RM13 steamboat outside that I can eat until I satisfied & full.

Momo Paradise

Bandar Manjalara, Kepong

Gutterfood international - Mr Lee aka California Beef Noodles

2010-01-09T03:21:00.010+08:00

The famous California Beef Noodle franchised outlet

here in China, over 380 outlets and i'm sure they all

taste the same. Shitbrix !

Though prices may seem cheap, believe me, their

noodles are abundant but their meat isn't. Which

kind of makes it like a scam. These chain of restaurants

which is like some fastfood chinese outlet is really full

of fails. Portion is huge but like i said, only the cheap

noodles they give alot. They stingy on meat.

When you weigh this properly, the figures dont justify

and it does not tally.

This shredded beef noodle is so huge even i cannot

finish eating. Due to the generosity of salt and water

as soup base, this is an awesome product of theirs

which we should all stay away from.

My gf ordered this super spicy ground beef noodle.

She took a few bites and left it there.

It is now where it should belong....inside some tong sampah.

Even the drinks are full of fails.
This is some milk tea thing. I thought milk tea is
some lipton tea with milk. Words simply cannot

describe what this milk tea taste like. Served hot

and if you want additional pearls, you have to pay

for it. It is like bubble milk tea except this one tastes

undescribeable.

This here is my bill. If you come to China, stay away from
this place or else you will shitbrix and not enjoy your
holidays.

No joke, this fastfood outlet i had is really not for human
eat wan.

California Beef Noodle
China

Gutterfood goes international - Shenyang, China

2010-01-09T03:01:00.007+08:00

Welcome to Gutterfood International.
This is Shenyang, China at the Heilongqiang province.
This is the so called reputable steamboat restaurant
in this district.

Remember the name of this restaurant and never
step foot in here. You will only get dissapointed as
they serve only failed shitbrix steamboat here.

Look at the piktar below. Their soup base is not for
human drink. In a cold freezing place, they use charcoal
for steamboat which takes forever to boil. Their fishballs
are made from flour not fish. Those yellow stuff is not potato,
is some weird thing that taste even weirder.

The plates of meat you see are all lamb. When u boil
lamb meat in steamboat, the soup does not get sweet
but it stinks up the entire soup base till you taste lamb
only.

One side soup is spicy but it taste like water that you
use to wash dishes except they generously provide
you with oil. The oil is never ending, i can keep scooping
it for hours and there'll still be more of it.

This is the worst steamboat i ever had in my life.
Never have i tasted such shitbrix steamboat till now.

Do not eat here or else you will shitbrix and starve.
This place not for human eat wan.

Some restaurant (i cant read mandarin)
Shenyang, China.

Nooodles KLIA

2010-01-09T02:55:00.004+08:00

This shop, sell shitbrix food inside KLIA departure

terminal. Don't eat here ! Even my phone camera

failed to take piktar coz food is bad.

I see price i shitbrix, i ate the food lagi i shitbrix.
Super suckiness until my phone camera can hang
before i can even capture 1 piktar.

Nooodles
KLIA

Welcome readers to 2010

2010-01-09T01:15:00.006+08:00

Happy New Year to all our readers. It is the year of the tiger and

the gutterfood team wishes all of you prosperity and good health.

As promised, i have recently purchased microsoft office to help

correct my grammar and spelling. But since i can only use it on 1

computer, don't expect every post to be on perfect english.

As promised, the team at gutterfood will be running some specials

this season. However before we begin, we would like to recap on

some past year historical events. We can't help but notice our post

on Venicia Bangsar had the most comments. Therefore we award

the 2009 Shitbrix Gutterfood to none other than..... Venicia Bangsar.

I would like to apologise for the late wishes as i've been away for a

while. However i am back and in just a moment will begin posting

some gutterfood specials.

Thegutterfood uncensored only writes the truth, in hopes that people

will take note and avoid these places. But we also do hope that the

owners of these places will buck up and do something about it.

If you have something to say to the team, you may do so at the comment

section, or email us at

thegutterfood@gmail.com

or add us on facebook.

Again, we, the team at thegutterfood uncensored sincerely wish all

our readers, a happy 2010 and may you not shitbrix as we have.

Sakae Sushi @ Sucker Sushi at Aeon Buki Tinggi

2009-12-30T22:29:00.003+08:00

I am not d first person say this place sucking.

The kaiten belt very lesser variety one. I eated some the kaiten item, still o.k.

Then i order teppanyaki. It waiting like 20-25 mins to cook, and when it come its LUKEWARM, not even hot!

- Entire plate not hotting
- Fish and prawn mushy
- taugeh is like chopped up to small pcs
- and BLARDY TASTELESS!

i so fedup these type of place man. how the hell do u fakkap such a simple thing like teppanyaki is totally beyonds me.

this place waiting to chap lap nia. Chiak Sai la!

Amburgerrrrr & Wootbeerrrrr

2009-12-27T00:31:00.008+08:00

Many many year i not have eated A&W oredi. So

i passing by this new A&W in SS2 there go in with

my gf. I telling her this A&W is means Amburger &

Wootbeer. She not have belip me.

Order wootbeer but is come no gas like kosong.

I is drink color sugar water oni.

Then i order this new thing on menu call double
fortune burger. They is want make like Mcdonald
prosperity burger except this one is shitbrix food.
The burger you see is have no taste and not look
good. I have to use many paket cili sos so can have
taste. That why you see the pikture got many paket
of cili sos. They oredi know is i will need using it.

My gf order this coz she is sked cannot eated finish

and if cannot eated finish is let me scold.
They say is light snak for tea time and price is not
cheap. Here they generous give me many cili sos

until is like flood. So i no nid open cili sos pakets coz

they sked i no energy open becoz of my burger.

My gf regret order this, the bun is dry and taste
like is 5 day old. The sosej is cold not becoz of air
cond but is becoz of not fry properly. The cheese
they give 1 slice but not have taste. The sos they
give so many until eat need use 2 paket tisu paper.

I dowan come here anymore. This A&W not for
human eated wan. My double fortune burger is
not set order so is RM8.50 not yet have tax. Is
expense food. Really shitbrix food i tell you.

A&W

SS2 PJ

N3 07.155 E101 37.368

Master Wei Dim Sum Puchong - Master Fail!

2009-12-26T10:46:00.005+08:00

This place fail kaw kaw. Is Bandar Puteri Puchong opposite Hong Kee row of shops.
I wented there hoping new place is new taste, but is FAIL TASTE.

The outsite plastic table all uneven one.

Char Siew Pau - burnt taste
Har Kin - PLenty fuhchuk, less prawn
Porridge - salty!

this CCF i taste, the white roll texture is ok, but the moment i bitted the prawn, tukkau! overcook until like rubber.

This is the worsting one. Looks nice ya? I bit one mouth is raw one and overstarch! I complen twice those ppl buat tak tau, and when i call the bill i ask them pls remove the item cos i tulan liao. if raw, then at least tell me u replace or wat, one word nvr say also.

This shop is memang duwan do business one. Master Wei u SAU PEI la!

Master Wei Dim Sum
Bandar Puteri Puchong
N3 01.386 E101 36.964

Eat at your own risk!

2009-12-24T23:52:00.006+08:00

Many people like this place, but I don't care I just wanna gutter it because I am honest.

I checking the menu, checking for very long time, but don't know what to order because lunch is until 4pm, and dinner start from 5pm. We were there around 4pm++, so what can order leh???

Finally we ordered something...................here comes there fried udong, this one I not really have comment because is my fwen eating, i only took 1 to try I thought the noodle is taste of kicap and abit hard and not enough taste and just not enough good.

Spagetti come liao, looked nice, smell nice, but but but..... what is not nice??? It is toooooooo many cheeseeee, chef why u put so many cheeseeee, its too much make it very sticky and too creamy, make my mouth feel like full of oil, i cannot tahan.

I like to eat chicken wing so i thought i will like this mix platter. Then chomp! I bite the chicken wing, why I feel sticky sticky one? it is because the flour too thick liao, so the skin is crunchy but inside got flour that is lembik one. I has a sad.

Tesco brand fish nugget also win that orange colour fish nugget, taste no good one, fish nugget but taste not like fish.

This taufu I tell you, eat like that is ok one, but never never dip the sos that dunno made of what, they wasting ingredient only give that sos not nice, people don't eat one.

This is the killing one and this is also the one make me decided to gutter this.

The noodle is yellow noodle not nice one, pay more price for curry but they still give me this yellow noodle, so sad, and the soup got many many santan, too muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, already order so very sayang is no eat, then i eat abit.

Then...................after few hours I still feel stomach very not comfortable, i went to vomit out, it is the curry because too many santan cannot digest so I vomit all. The santan too geng already, too geng until i cannot tahan.

"Eat at your own risk!"

4HappySeasons Restaurant

No. 9, Jalan Wangsa Delima,
1A, Section 5, Wangsa Maju,
53300 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Gerentee shitbrix here

2009-12-21T02:22:00.008+08:00

Today my gf and me go to dating in ss2 because is

got many thing there. So my gf say feel like eated

light thing and i bring her here.

I got regret go to there and now my gf not like me

so much anymore cos she saying i bring her eated

lousy porige. I not have class.

I order rice she order porridge. Both is come cold.

Porridge is not eated cold ! Rice oso is not eated

cold ! Bludyful them.

All thing i order is come cold. Rice also cold, this

lady finger come cold, my vegetarian siew ngor

is also come cold and very many oils. All thing

here is come cold because the restoran not have

money buy gas make fire.

Even the bean fish is tin food also is cold. Cheap

food also they can take selling become expense

food. They save money cooking so they serving

tin food. They save more money is because they

not have buy gas to warm the tin food for you.

This place not for human eat wan. This few thing is
cost me RM 33. You see the plate is empty empty
like that. The bangla serve me is make the tin foods
all over plate look like many but is illusion oni.

I tell lady boss, you cheat people. This tin food not
expense thing but you charge until people can vomit
blood. Is so little bit and not nice and is tin food and
you not have put fire make hot but serve cold. My gf
and me really eat till shitbrix jor. I hope they bankrap.

Restaurant Hong Lim Teowchew Porridge
SS2 PJ
N3 07.009 E101 37.368

Eeyerrrrrr look my rice

2009-12-07T00:21:00.005+08:00

I wented to this place, the cooker come out to taking our order.
He highly recommend number 47. Crab meat fried egg rice.
So i and Ah Jek say okla since you say this

is top selling food here.

Do you got see crab meat ???

Menu there write crab meat, the cooker also say is crab meat,
i see this one look i know is not crab meat. IS CRAB STICK !

He engrish badder than me ! Fuuuuu nevermind.

You see is fried egg + crab stik + many sour tomato

sos. Tasting so horrible is not for human eat wan.

Ah Jek and me go up car jor. We order same thing
cos is the cooker rekomen. Eated halfway Ah Jek say
he wan go to home to shitbrix.

No come here. I payed RM 14 for that two plate

not nice, shit brix food. You not can find crab meat

here wan. Eeeyeerrr you see ! 2 plate same thing.

The cooker here not kiamsiap tomato sos that i

confirm but shit brixxxx laaaaaaa

Little B.U

The Strand Kota Damansara

N3 09.271 E101 35.556

Puzzle : I am confused, a dog will also confuse eating there.

2009-11-30T23:03:00.002+08:00

This place just got open a week ago. So me and my friend decided to eat there one. Looks so expensive one and high class so we go to ATM first for cucuk coz I afraid eating at hotel got hidden tax. This place is up on the hill in Kuching, Walk there also very hard. Why they built hotel up a hill? Pullman Hotel suppose to be like the best hotel in Kuching liao.

This place name Puzzle. Why ah? You wanna make people confuse what? You look at the name oredi Boh Song to you. This place so nice but name give people confuse. Even dog go there also confuse!

Then I go inside and sit down at the table. Got see the menu. So heavy one but inside so little food. Also see buffet no good also. Pay RM68 but food give to dog, dog don't want to eat liao. Better don't eat buffet. I choose ala-carte. But I see menu like 5 minute. I even raised my hand. No one come to me ask what i want to eat. I wait a bit. Flip around the 3 page menu. Even Tadika book is thicker than the menu! Wait a bit after 10 minute also no waiter come to ask. The place is empty. Maybe the worker asleep in the kitchen.

After that i decided to go. Maybe they think my face got problem one. My face no money one. So i go lah. Eat elsewhere! I'm happily spend eating at the next door hotel. Eat lamb chop. Pay RM94.45 also i don't mind.

Puzzle, Pullman Kuching

082 - 222 888

Bak Chor Mee is confirm not human food

2009-11-29T21:17:00.010+08:00

Oh hi gutterfood readers. Long time no post here because AhKiang went to attend English course. After 1.5 months I now can typing more proper English liao. Tutor said many improves and I is feels happiness. My recent grammar test I got 37/100! If u has sense my English has improving and wanting to join my class do leave a comment. OK back to gutter shit brix food.

Near my office got a big food court where i always eated there. Inside the big food court got 1 bak chor mee stall selling what people say is the best bak chor mee in the food court because there's only 1 food court near my office and the food court got only 1 bak chor mee stall so do you see how many senses it make. I ordered 1 bowl from the auntie and from the look is a bit tastiness because the noodles has quite springy. But when I smelling smelling it I shat brix through my nose. Got VINEGAR!!! Again! Got many many inside! FFFUUUUUUUU

After finish shit brix through my nose I went back to aunty asking her why you putted vinegar? Is no tasty already! Then she said "WOKAYYYY you should tell me if you no want vinegar then i no put it for you. I make another bowl for you!" I got a little syok inside thinking I got another bowl free but then i shit brix through my eyes when i saw she putting many many spoons of ketchup into my next to shit brix bak chor mee. I wanted to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU on the spot.

So there I got 2 bowls of bak chor mee I didn't eated. 1 bowl got many vinegar and another got many tomato sos. It will be the last time i will eated bak chor mee because after this i can confirm it is shit brix no human allowed food. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.

Portugis food con people

2009-11-23T03:40:00.008+08:00

Stall #1, u must remember kenot eated here. Is

place they con people. They serve portugis food

but nothing portugis about the food oso ! Oni

the price very portugis cos is expense like mad!

This is Sea terrace stall, my fren say is bestest

portugis food in melaka. Now i know melaka is

got no good food.

I order 2 plate fry rice to eat with my frens. Stupid

lady is deaf and dumb. I say i want 1 plate medium

fry rice dowan spicy and 1 plate medium fry rice

wan spicy.

She oni bring me 1 lousy plate fry rice that taste like

is from some rubbish bin.

Then she bring us 2 plate noddle. I no order noddle

so how come noddle can come.... sumore 2 plate ?

FuuuUuUUU i angry jor. Noddle is like fail hokkien

mee. Why i wan go melaka eated hokkien mee ?

I dowan say anything to lady cos i sked later she

puiiii into my food.

This here is kangkung belacan. Portugis people dunno

what is kangkung belacan so they is simply fry wan.

I regret order this.

This is they say special sweet sour crab. Taste like

fail singapore chili crab. Nothing portugis about this

crab other than price.

This is otak otak. As i know is not from muar cos

this otak otak is super salty. They use little bit of

fish and alot salt to make this. This one u eat

is confirm will lose many hairs and kidney got

stone. I eat 1/2 pis i drink 3 cup water.

I end up with expense dinner. Not even worth paying
kind of dinner. Summore this restoran menu got write
5 type of lala. But they no have lala. Kena con liao laaaa.

Portugis wat la, i shudda go jonker eated. Noddle also i
never order summore bring me 2 plate. Rice oso taste
like from 5 days ago cook one.

Crab is actually singapore chili crab but they portugised it and call it sweet sour.
The kangkung belacan is make me dissapoints.

The otak otak is made from salt not fish.

This place is not for human eat!

Sea Terrace @ San Pedro Square
Melaka
N2 10.990 E102 16.022

Melaka is not for human eat

2009-11-23T03:21:00.009+08:00

To find this restoran is very hard, is so small the

entrance and parking hard to find. Come here also

must go through many traffic jam. They is serving

here nyonya food. Melaka femes for this things.

This is first fail. Pontay chiken that tasting like

true shitbrix food. So weird tasting until dowan

to eat. Puuuuuui !

This one is the special sos chiken rice serve with

some melaka acar and vegetable. The chiken is

like not cooked, the vegetable is not have taste,

the rice is sticky sticky and the chiken can go to

hell !

My stewpik melaka fwen tell me this femes dish

is kenot find in KL. After i eat, i tell my fwen, if

KL got serving this, the place very soon is bankrap!

Melaka femes cendoi is oni can find at jonker,
not here. No nid me say anything else if not
i become angry.

This is nyonya laksa. I see oso i sked. The kaler
is so lemaky i sked eat then will shit liquid all day
long. I gerenti u this one u see one time enuf jor.

I dunno why this place got so many people come.

Issit they dunno what good nyonya food is ? Jonker

walk not far from here but the food much better. The

ais kacang and cendoi confirm you is many time better

than this place. KL nyonya restoran better than this

place ! No fight ah !

Donald & Lily's

Melaka

N2 11.662 E102 14.812

Pok noddle fail

2009-11-23T03:06:00.005+08:00

Is near 10pm so many shop oredi kolos cos late.

So i go eated this place call Forum19.

I order this pok noddle mee hoon from this

aunty come from china wan. Oni speaking

mandarin. So i point her i wan this cos her

piktar at stall look nais.

Eeeyerrr where can eat wan. The sup is water

add with salt, the fish kek is not fresh cos i can

tasting the fish going to spoil. Then her pok

wantan is use the 10 skin to wrapping pok, So

very thick until i eat wantan skin oni and not tasting

the pok she put. Really thick la. So geli ler.

You see the sup kaler, i think she got put in some

kalering thing so that you will shit brix.

My kopi o so thick until i pee dat time is got

smell.

You come here, please no order the pok noddle.
If not u will shit brix after u eated it. Is best you
all no come here eated. I see not many people order
food but all watch the big skrin projektor.

Forum 19

Seksyen 19 PJ

N3 06.826 E101 37.646

Latseiliama antarabangsa

2009-11-23T02:36:00.007+08:00

This shop is femes from kampung baru in KL.

But now they open branch in kota damansara

there so i go eated bring my fren.

I sit down the waiter ask me standing go to the

counter because is self serbis. I hate self serbis ! I

see signboard and ordering this nasi lemak with

sambai sotong. Is really not nice coz this sotong is

more harder than rubber. And the sambai is got

1 kind of smell. And they no sissor to cut the sotong

into smaller for me. You think is my mouth so big

can one shot putted in the sotong ah ?

My fren he order he wan with fry ayam. I think

he go up car oredi cos when eated that time the

ayam got more bone than meats. I tell my fren

the ayam look sick cos is yellow kaler.

This our drinks. My fren taking the barli water

is can see many barli and ice and clear water. The

barli he say is instant make cos the barli still hard.

Mine is teh o ice but i drink is like kaler water. Not

have teh tasting.

This amazing bill is pay b4 u eat. Self serbis

then oni water they serbis you but then still

got serbis cas. Where cannnnnnn !!!

All the nasi lemak here is fail cos all is tasting

not nice. The rice many many give u, sambai

they give u little bits and they all cas u expense.

Look my plate is you think worth RM 7.90 for

this lousy food ? And you cas me serbis cas but

ask me stand and order and carry my own nasi

lemak to my table ?

I dowan come here oredi coz i eated

the nasi lemak i shit brix. I see bill also

i shit brix. i dowan to sila datang lagi.

Nasi Lemak Antarabangsa

Kota Damansara

N3 09.094 E101 35.557

Suckest roti

2009-11-21T00:08:00.004+08:00

That day so hungry then went to a shop, not sell anything one, only got sell this roti, so i buy lor. I thought roti semua should have standard one, sure can eat one. But this one.... haihhhhhhhhh........

This got 3 flabour one, coklat, coffee & vanila. I eat the coklat one first, walao taste so bad, but i so hungry i just tahan this shit and i eat it.

Then i eat the kopi flabour one, walao this time i cannot tahan already, the kopi paste is so sticky really like shit, i koyak open the roti, see inside like that, really beh tahan already, i put it aside first.

I give it last chance, now i koyak open the vanila flabour one, aiyooooo.... why this yellow colour one, is this vanila or kaya? I taste abit, eeeyeeerrrrrr, taste like that dunno what medicine.

I surrender, i really cannot already, so i said bye bye to the roti and give them to tong sampah. This roti is so sucking, only for sucker eat one.

Tea time no good here

2009-11-19T03:46:00.006+08:00

In damansara jaya i go this cafe called
Papa's cafe. Only got 2 table people and

since i want drink teh eated light things i

stop here for while before go off working.

Waiter he come telling me this is spesial
inside menu and is hot selling thing femes.

Is bread with cheese and tuna.

I really regret order this hot selling femes
thing coz the cheese like burn, the bread so dry,

and the tuna is SOUR ! where got tuna sour wan.

My gf order this ham thing. Also u can see from
piktar the bread ...... is dry.

So i can confirm here is femes for dry bread.
If eated bread, you need order 2-3 tong of water
so the bread can go down neck if not will stuck
halfway and u is difficult breath.

Milo not help much unless u eated the ham, take the
bread and dip in milo.

Papa's Cafe
Damansara Jaya
N3 07.597 E101 36.990

Puchong fail again

2009-11-19T03:21:00.007+08:00

My fwen he go to recommending me eated at this

place called Ramai Food Kot. He say this place

more gooder than Everyday food kot. So i go to

try here for supper time.

I reaching here not anymore rain. So i sit down

table and ordering drinks. Then i walk to this stall

and order this Thai Hot Wok noddles. They give

me this 4 sos is got sugar, cili powders, sour sambal,

and fish kicap. Gimme sugar for wat ???
I know i finished liao because if this 4 sos come

before noddle is means is not nais liao.

This my noddle cost RM5. Is so salty u not wan
add the fish kicap anymore. I tasting sup 1 spoon

is drink 2 cup cina teh ais. That is how salty. My

fish kek is come direct from freezer. How i know?

Is when eat that time inside is still frozen. The 2 big

piece white karot, is too old to eated.

My friend he say must order this kungfu bak
kut teh. Wat kungfu got ? MSG and salt is many.
This no rice is RM8.50 and not for human eated
wan. This sup u drink 1 spoon u drink 1 cup 100 plus.
Not as bad as my thai noddle.

My other friend he come late so before he sit down
he also naik kereta go order KUNGFU BAK KUT TEH.

Too late la he no asking us. U go up car oredi what to

do. Kungfu bak kut teh earn another RM8.50.

If you come here to this food kot, make sure dont
go up car order thai hot wok noddle. Nothing thai
about it oso. And if you come here to shit brix and
want to lose hair, this is the right place.

Restaurant Ramai Food Center
Puchong
N3 01.995 E101 36.897

Fun Taipei not fun wan

2009-11-10T02:49:00.010+08:00

Fun Taipei open shop in ss2. I owiz see got

many people so i thinking they must be spesial.

My gf go to order this spesial mee suah oyster.

It so spesial it got no taste. You see it like big bowl

but is spesial camera use to taking piktar make

the noddle look big. 3 year old children can finish

eated this. Spesial lehhhhh......

This one they cook is 5 minit, i wish they use

more than 5 minit. The cooker no put salt inside

so got no taste. FAIL !

I order this spesial minced pork rice. Again u see

the spesialness is the small size and little bit.

The cooker who cooking this no add salt into all

except for the mince meat. So i think when he

forget add salt into all, he one shot put all salt

into my meat. FuuuUUuuUUUuu !!!!

This also FAIL !

I got fren follow me go to here that night. He go

order spesial pok chop rice. Is actually spesial

fried flour with no pok chop. I think they fry

the flour forget put pok inside. I try 1 pis his

fry pok and i regret.

Also the cooker forget putting salt so he make

up for his wrong by put kicap on rice.

See my bill, nothing spesial. I wan tell the boss

you better open in taiwan not open here. Who

eat here is confirm shit brix.

I regret come here to have fun. I go home
hunger but since eated that spesial unsalt
food make me not want go round 2. And my
mango jus i forget take piktar is RM6 because
i order big. They oni put color but not have
mango taste. No fun at all la this place. Shit Brix!

Fun Taipei Tea Cafe
SS2 PJ
N3 07.099 E101 37.206

Black Canyon serve rock not food, fakkau u!

2009-11-07T21:08:00.007+08:00

i bringed my cousin go eated the Black Canyon Cafe in Summit USJ. so they write there the steak got free sup so we ma order the steaks.

my cousin she order the chicken with gravy noddles, turn out is cantonis hor fun wif one piece of chicken brest on teh side.

i order the beef steak, arrive looks good... yummy

then i cutted the steak, i order medium well, came out super well. is so dry and hard!

no taste also the sos on top is for show, no tasty one. i eated few mouthful and surrender liao. fed up

then my cousin also try to cut the chicken brest, she say is hard like rock! at the end she left the whole piece. she given me a piece i try to eateding, felt like tasting the dried cardboard.

so i tell the kapten is no good, he say kitchen misunderstand , sorry. thats all.

then i say good, i also misunderstand on the bill. i pay u RM5 cos i dun understand wat u writing on the bill. then he show me cock face.

last last i pay rm53 for the above shit. i fakkau u , black canyon sucks!

Taufu kang ptuiii

2009-10-25T04:59:00.010+08:00

First time in my living i eated taufu kang.

I can truth tell you, i not like at all.

What so special ? Is like shark fin sup with no

fin but they putted taufu inside.

I so angry this restoran. I order normal thing like
pok and fish but they take many long time to cook.
I eat until boh song, all food also not nais until i
very angry i dont want taking piktar. Must not eated here!!!

Restaurant Happy Valley
Klang
N3 03.276 E101 27.936

Expense pan mee

2009-10-25T04:45:00.012+08:00

When see pan mee no pok already i boh

song but not have choice coz inside

shopping compreks is hard find pok things.

I ask the girl what special is you got. she answer

in dunno what speaking. So i cincai order then

come the pan mee below piktar. FUuuuuUUuuu

So many leaves until taste oso become like leaves.

My gf order this simple one. Look simple taste
simple but price not simple. Where can like this !!

We order this extra is they call fishcake.

You see also not happy so can imagine the taste.

When u eat it u will shit brix !

25 of my money go to fly away just eat pan mee.

I go outside eat cheaper and better !!!! They serbis

cas me but u go see the place where got serbis ???

Why need cas me for serbis ? i take money paying

parking better than gib them serbis cas me.

Noodle Shack

Ikano Power Center

N3 09.375 E101 36.694

Sticking Noddles

2009-10-25T04:35:00.006+08:00

Today i wan showing off this mamak place.

What they fry also is can fail wan.

Look the piktar below...... sticking noddle !!!

If maggi goreng can stickin until like that is

confirm kenot eated wan.

This is 2nd majik show i get. The maggi goreng

and the meehoon goreng same color and also

can sticking together !!!!

Who like stickin noddle can go to here ! What all

they fry is same color wan. Go home shit brix

is confirmed if you is eated here.

Restoran Subaidah

Kota Damansara
N3 09.736 E101 34.890

Otak-otak fails

2009-10-25T04:22:00.010+08:00

You got see this look like skool book but is really

menu. Why not have real menu like other people

wan using skool book ?

I order nasi lemak otak otak but i confirm it not

taste good. nasi lemak and otak otak no go together

and if go together will shit brix.

My gf order burger otak otak, you look see nais

but u eated it so lembik not taste burger at all oso.

Summore the fry come so soft everything so soft

the owner think we not have gigi to eat izzit ?

I order side dishes is this they call the otak otak

fish cake. They shape the otak otak to look round

like fish cake. Still very lembik until must use

the hand to eated. cos when i got take use spork

and foon they pecah all over.

Pay bill oso i shit brix for lembik thing.

Otak Otak Place
Tropicana City Mall
N3 07.853 E101 37.621

Kwai Lam manyak Kwai!!!

2009-10-12T22:46:00.003+08:00

I always heared people tell me the old subang airpok got nais seafood restoran to eated, so I go looked for one, and found dis Kwai Lam Seafood Restoran. I googled and finded the blogs say this one not bad, samore got foool haus during weekend... so it must be good right?

wokay...so we wented there one fine day then we ordered the dishes. You know...they has got NO SIHAM!!!!! NO LALA!!!! Sting Ray oso NO HAVE!!!!!! wat sort of chiplak resto-lan is this la?

nevermind, we go order..and here is what we orderinged:

The Yau Mak of Normalness

This one memang normal yaumak. What else can I write about this? It came first along wif the dish below:

The Prawn Paste of Crotch

Time of arrival: 8:07pm

What can i say about this? normal tasting, ok la.. its the first two dishes that kambing first. No rice somemore. So we have to eat the vege and this prawnpaste first like hungry cats. Good thing we has got one lenglui among us. So she kept us entertained by letting us look see look see at her pretty face. hehehe

The Chikan Fish

Time of arrival: 8:18pm

Yea... chickan fish. No sting ray. Only rekomen us the african fish or the chikan fish. Of coz we high class, we go order the chikan fish la... ngam mou? Like wat other choice we have? LOLz.. Tasted ok la.. we imagined it to be like stingray..and use the bone to sting sting ourself lo. sienz....

Next dishes!!!

The Cha-Chikan Of Angels

Time of arrival: 8:20pm

Sappose to be the signboard dish famous wan. Tasted like.. hmmm...chikan!!! ^_^

Flied Tongfun

Time of arrival: 8:20pm

One of the dishes that tasted liek normal. Yea...we wented all the way to Kampung subang to eated normal tasty dishes...and imagine it to be more than tasty. Right.

Horse Flied Clab of Hamsapness

Time of arrival: 8:39pm

Ya. After 19 minits of tokking koks among ourselves, this tuna-sing crab dish only cum. Tasted WORSE than the 8road restolan's hamsap crab (http://thegutterfood.blogspot.com/2009/09/orgasmik-food-of-fish-and-clab.html ). After 19minits, our stomach oledi closed shop liao, waiting to go bangsai, then this dish only come. We waited like shit only. And crab oso not fresh!!! EEEYYYEEEEERRR!!!!

And finally....

Final bill: RM173

Yea..the mantits prawn is the prawn paste la.

Verdict: Fuuud sux.

Reason: Take too long to cum serve us. Place was like 30% foool oni. Even call them cum give bill also have to wait. Worse was, the toilet was right in the middle of the kitchen, and to go there u need to go in between one uncle their cooking. Yea, he cook beside the toilet oso. And when you peee, pee only on wall...so the piss drip down and splat back on yr toes..and u walk back to yr table with piss on toes..then step back into car. Wonderfoool right?

Conclusion: I no wan cum bek to dis sux place. PHAIL!!!! PTUI!!! PTUI!!!!PTUI!!!!!

Restolan Kwai Lam Seafood

Kg Baru Subang, Jln TUDM

GPS: N3 08.510 E101 32.234

Sin Jia Por failed Bak Chor Mee Pok

2009-10-08T14:03:00.004+08:00

Today near my ofis got 1 new food kot opening. So me and my keliq went to eated to try it out. Then I is see this stall selling Bak Chor Mee is like quite the nice. $4 seem reasonable too.

Beside me were 2 OL, 1 wanted extra chili oil and extra vinegar and extra white pepper. That time I already thinking "FFUUUUUUUUUUUU" I kena big shit liao, sin jia por style. When the lady got her noodle she go and add somemore white pepper, I think I shat a little brix at that time. But no worry coz i already go toilet and clean my brix so my backside is clean when i typing this, no smell.

See my Bak Chor Mee Pok. It has many many mee pok, a satay fish which I eated so you no see there, some pork bola, bak chor, mixed with Sin Jia Por spesial vinegar, chili sauce and many many shake of white pepper.

My engrish is quite limited words so I no sure how to describe it but I can confirm sin jia porean has a lot weird tastiness. Even their wan tan mee is mixed with chili oil liao. Is chili oil so cheap in Sin Jia Por? I no eye deer liao.

This bak chor mee stall needs to change its name from Da Hua Bak Chor Mee to Da FAIL bak chor mee liao. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™. And Ah Kiang say they need changing name means name changing must do.

Wat's So Spesial of Station Kopitiam?

2009-10-05T23:28:00.000+08:00

Tonite I has a sad liao. Wented to Station Kopitiam in Carrefour, Subang....coz my online fwen tell me there got good promo, can eated and earn wan... WAFFAK!!! eat and earn wor???

So i check the website liao, sure wor... cafenet2u.com got say wor... FUUUUU...can buy lot somemore.. liek play play share investment liao.... I see from RM275 to RM5,500 oso got! Whoa!!! So tonite I wented to nearest makaning place in carrefour to check out lo

I see menu i oso hungweee....so many choisest... so I pick the choisest meal i liek...which is the Thai Sizzling Beef Lice RM9.90 wan...

Picture look so nais...like got set meal wif taugeh and lice and the dead cow in hotplate..

Then I oso order the nais shaved ice lor, blueberry i think ...

The menu i ambik from skf2u.com (more like stfu.com)

So hor, when food cummed... i see i shit brix liao... where's my taugeh???

How cum the menu show got PLATE of TAUGEH, but I gotted a SPOON of TAUGEH???? NIAMA Tuna-Sing liao.... so small!!!! and gib me two cracker for wat...crack my gugubird meh... chew!!!!

Nevermind, the Cow Meat oso sucks liao... the picture show RED RED Thai Sizzling Cow's Meat... but I gotted BLEK BLEK Cow's Meat!!!! Oh Tuna Sing lo.... I see no thai in this hot plate... all i see is blek blek stuff liek the Chinese Kung Po Cow...

Sizzle my sifat la... Look like a pile of shitted cow dung to me liao... mana ada cow's meat... no Thai spesial oso... TIPU!!!!!!!

Then from the Shaved Ice Blueberry I order, i gotted this!!!!

Kiddies Shaved Pubes... coz its so small!!!! The ice is shaved veli thin and nais... but its for KIDS!!!!!

I eated oso feel like not eated anything liao.. So cham, I had to order a glass of sky jussss....!!! >:(

This one costed me RM5.90!

Then hor, if u think thats not bad, u see the place la...

Almost always empty liao..

And my bill....... RM17.40 ...coz got 10% serbis charge..

So now i am somewat skeptikal liao... dis food so cacat... how to invest RM275 in their wat wat plan? Go fly kite better...at least i get to keep the kite. This one..all go down the gutter liao...

Station Kopitiam

Carrefour Subang Jaya SS15

Liwagugu laaaaaa

2009-09-28T23:26:00.011+08:00

Last week i got go to sabah to holidays. So i eated here
cos i finish go to jungle with my gf. After walk is got feel

some hunger so must eated if not will pengsan.

My gf order chicken sup noddle. Is come cold. Where got

people eated sup noddle is cold wan ? You see the

fucuk ? That all I see. And my gf is order chicken sup

noddle. Not fucuk sup noddle. Where is chicken ?

Dig dig also dont have. Fuuuuu !

Tot is inside fucuk, but not have find any chicken there,

taufu pok oso got but empty not have chicken also.

Maybe is chicken already melt inside cold sup. Haihh.

I and my friend order same thing. We asking for yong chau

fry rice.

Why 2 is got come different ? Why his egg got extra thing ?
Why rice oso is different color ? Fuuuuuuuuuu !!!
I eated the more black black color coz i sked the no color one
is not fry enough. Both also is fail .

Because when walk jungle is got more hunger. So since

got holding spork and foon me and my gf share this

nasi lemak ayam. Again same no ayam. They give me

kuah kali but not have ayam. Why call this nasi lemak

ayam when got no ayam ????

I eat this thing all i shit brix la. I rather go to jungle
pluck thing to eat even more enjoy.

Liwagu Cafe

Sabah

N6 00.636 E116 32.429

oldtown knn you !

2009-09-17T02:16:00.005+08:00

I bring my gf go to oldtown in klang cos i wan impressing

her that i has some money can go to high class places.

We just eated dinner not long but then got the gian want

eated the kari mee. So we order 1 so can romance

and we share share.

The kari noddle not have kari taste and things inside is

not freshed. How to eated like this ? So expense summore.

We not want wasting so have to finish eated lor.

After that we take out fon and surf net cos they got wifi.

My gf and i got berak cair non stop at tomoro. Confirm is that
kari noddle do this thing, Now my gf not have loving me more
but is loved me less cos i bring her eated shit brix kari noddle.

Oldtown White Coffee

Klang

N3 03.860 E101 26.201

Papa Rich but i not rich

2009-09-14T22:29:00.003+08:00

my fwen drag me go yumcha so go Papa Rich. i seldom go the kopitiam one due to not tasty but nvm la... can see some gals wat.

so i ordere the spesial Herbal Tea with Honey, Ice. RM8.90.
is arrival and then i taste. waffak??? is taste like normal ice lemon tea oni!

then i eated the bread is serve with soem kaya on the side. niasing i also can make such item, the tasty not there also i dint even take photo cos waste my fon battery nia.

this papa rich is rich, i has a poor cos pay rm8.90 for ice lemon tea and sit outdoor. and no cun gals also only a few g-par. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Amuleto Mid Valley high class low tasty

2009-09-14T20:36:00.004+08:00

i eated here for set lunch cos is reasoning price. but kanasai few time also kena char until no word say.

the place look is nais, can bring gal here play romatic, but i tell u is full of fail the moment u steps inside. everything is small portion with high price.

on net i ever read few g-par blog say nice dessert, talking cock. hey stupid gpar, u no pay of cos u tokok la. blardy expensive for that crap okey!!

fettucini carbonara is kids meal size. adult like me eat 2 plate also no full.

breaded chiken is no taste one. i also knoes how to make tasteless chiken la.

this is most fail of all. lamb chop is paper thin. i think i holds it up and spit also the saliva break through the lamb.

this place i no eated liao. after 2 time i go, i curse 9 them, now close for rentovate liao. i want warn all good people dont go there. only lying g-par will go.

Bell lunch at mid valley

2009-09-14T20:29:00.003+08:00

one time i go the mid valley 3rd floor there has food court.
i see nice Bell (keling keling sound is make by Bell) stall and i order 2 veg and 1 chiken. this stall is next to the curry laska stall one which next to the chiken lice.

so the aneh tells me, rm9.50.
waffak? why all Bell food so expense one???

luckily i order one cup pink blossom jus and not so tulan dy...

old town kopitiam gip the A-cup experince

2009-09-14T20:23:00.004+08:00

i love kopi. so i wented the old town kopitiam to eated.
so i be order the kopi ais. RM3.20. then it arrives and i see also tulan liao.

the cup so small! like A-cup oni!

the base of cup also damn thick. I sip 2 seconds no more liao.

this is smallest cup of ice kopi i has ever drinked before.

San Francisco Steakhouse Mid Valleys

2009-09-13T22:45:00.003+08:00

one day i boring so go mid valley dating. we all eated set lunch.

order some sup that dint look appetise also. i think one of them is corn the other is chowder.

the beef steak is look like come out from dogs dinner.

the pan fried dory look like fried by 3 year old kid.

so i curse the place now they are closed (for renotavion).

my date also duwan see me edi after that crap food. she say she so big girl never eat so crap food before. i has a sad liao, i really wanted her siham one.

if u strike lottery, can come here eated. or if u suddenly iq drop below 10 also can come here eated.

I get bluff hor hee noddle

2009-09-13T22:16:00.009+08:00

I wented and camed back from ipoh trip only

to find out i go there not have eated the famus

hor hee noddle. When i got see this place and

signboard big big say hor hee i parking car and

got go to order coz i already hunger and thirst.

So i order famus ipoh hor hee noddle. Is people

got say this famus noddle is awesomeness but

when i order i see i already shitted brix.

Many people tell me is i get bluffed and not eated

the hor hee. Where can like this ? I tot that hor hee

but i not know until people tell me. And that noddle

so expense i pay and is not nais.

You see this place, please not go or u get bluffed.

Restaurant & Hotel Embassy

Ipoh

N04 35.471 E101 04.948

Kam Lun Tai aka Kam Lan Tai

2009-09-13T22:01:00.009+08:00

This is KamLanTai Dim Sum at Sri Petaling.
walk in no one chap us. sendiri find table to sit and is at the side, damn blardy hot.

after long time oni got one pendatang come gip us menu for make order. so me and fren is order liao. wahlau, mostly food is RM6 - 8, waffak! i dint kjnow KAMLANTAI so expense liao, looks like a 2 dollar joint.

waited around 20 minutes, watch the waiter argue each other not doing work.

finally one lady from kichin brought us this.

See aslo no appetite to eat, like throw on plate one, wtf!

Then our chicken feet come. sejuk punya. new style.

RM7 for something most restoran is rm3-4 even fully aircon one. taste also below averages.

RM 8 for something very ordinare only.

The other few more i order never arrive, wait until tulan i leave.

This place servis is PURE GUTTER ! no waiter one. waffak also selv servis.

The place also damn hot, i see got two portable cooler they put on the other side, they save cost never on the main aircon.

And the price, is epic expense!
those four items above cost rm30.

i has be make award this KamLanTai, the seal of GUTTERFOOD!

Jui Moon Heen Dim Sum Bandar Puteri Puchong

2009-09-13T21:35:00.007+08:00

I went eated to Jui Moon Heen restoran at bandar puteri puchong opposite the puteri mart one. last time my fwen is say, this place dimsum very good. so i wented. two weeks ago i eated, so so la. so i go agains this week.

the chee cheong fun prawn very small. like peanut size.
the soy sauce got herba taste one, weird. i eat one piece sked edi!

the chili oil is change to chili flake. dry and look like its for cooking and not for eated direct. i ask the lady she say this new style, wtf?

summore i so suay, order liao few more items and all also no taste or weird taste one. damn fail man!

eh, why my siu mai after eated the 2nd piece, got ADD INGEDIENT ONE???

Xiao Qiang!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

u knoes, in fact the food was SOOO bad, i felt more appetise when i saw the tasty lipas there.

i never eated before so lousy foods! is not human eated one!i edi lost my apetite BEFORE i notis siu keong there lying next to the siu mai.

so i paid and left, and told them they damn terror. cos gip me the super experience of pure hardcore 100% GUTTERFOOD!

Cavell Western Food Restaurant, Sri Hartamas

2009-09-11T00:22:00.007+08:00

So hor, you think sri hartamas is a high class area with many many guai lou and ang moh and korean around, that meaning the restoran will serving naise foods? wah sai kena rickroll.
I walked round and round searching high and low, shallow and dip for a naise western food restaurant and this particular one - Cavell got aunty standing there asking me to eated. I see she so damn cham no customer so i gip her face n try loh.

But leh, something happened and make me haz a sad. We sitting at one place, but she asking us to move our butt to the next table because saying we blocking other ppl walk. We not want but she asking her staff to move us. FFFFUUUUUUU.
That is where the bo song-ness start liao. The mushroom soup originally taste like no human eated one. but since we oledi bo song it became not cat eat one.

pic somewhat related

Wah, the spageti. The spageti i tell you don't pray pray. It is so salty until any alim person can become hamsap even with 1 mouthful. Danger. Don't eated if you are girl and go eated arone with a guy. Ah Kiang given you warning liao.

Then my argentina steak. I dunno why it is called argentina steak. Maybe the cook is from the argentina? or the beef is argentina came one. No care la. I no enjoice it because the argentina cook overfly the argentina beef until it hard like argentina rubber.
Then when i paying the bill i shit brix because it is so expense for lousy food. I tell you ah, ada wang also don't come here eated please. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.

Supper Everyday

2009-09-09T03:00:00.005+08:00

After our nais eated dinner earlier at dis restoran, we head to supper. They say nais wan is the Everyday Foodcourt. Manyak people liao... got big projector screen on the Astro Wah Lai Toi. Very nais.

We sitted down to order drinks and food lo. Ah Tan and Ah Nong ordered the tofu special, one got cendol and sago inside wan, the other is called Michael Jackson tofu...FUUUUUU

I thot is all white wan, coz Michael Jackson is a white rait? (his face white, body white, hands white, legs white...must be white right?) but why got those BLACK BLACK stuff??? FFFFFUUUUUU.... I bang table asked why not all white? Ah Nong, my fwen always so wise, tell me, its because last time, long long time, MJ was a black guy..... WHOA!!!! HOW CAN!!!! ..... erm, can meh? I haz a fail liao!!!

The black stuff is cincau liao.

Then i order this Teh-Sea-Special. The black black stuff down there is gula melaka...veli sweet liao. I cucuk my straw in and suck...WAFAK!!!! I almost shit brix!!! Wanted complain waiter why so sweet??? Then my fwen Ah Nong (again, manyak smart) tell me, I must use straw to STIR FIRST!!!!
FFFUUUUU....eh brader, as if i know la... chew! I iz fail liao :-(

Nevermind, my other fwen, Ah Kiang, go order the famus Sarawak Hand Made Noodle.

Look so nais... but hor, the char siew is too hamsap la.. Too much salt i think

But Ah James ordered the same thing, maybe AhJames is not so hamsap, so kenot finded why AhKiang complain not nais. Strange.

Overall, dis place ok la. Haven tried all the food yet...shud be OK kua..

Everyday Food Court

Puchong

N3 02.276 E101 37.097

Orgasmik Food of Fish and Clab!

2009-09-09T02:12:00.008+08:00

Tonite we haz go eated in Puchong. I know Puchong got lots of sucky sucky food wan, but still wanna try lor, maybe not all food in Puchong so teruk rait?

So we goed to this place called Restoran 8Road, somewhere behind Restoran 100. Ok place la..we took outside table coz my fwens smoking *cough*. The teapot gived us also small, how can fit for 7 lengchai la..sigh.

So we order many dishes.. here i show you

This one is the OK Pork Ribs, got ketchup sos wan. Meat abit tuff la.. taste ok oni..

Next is the famous So-So-Farmer's Garden. Stir fly so fragant in garlic and kicap sos, pluck from someone's garden, looks veli green and nice. Taste, so so lo

This one, kengchao lo...its call the Nen Nen of Heavenly Nipple. Its actually tofu la.. but the flied garlic garnishing at the top make me stim liao, look liek big nen nen oni. But its firm yet soft in the inside. Manyak syoking stim liao.

Ok, next is dis Flied Stuff of Prawn. It don tasted liek plawn... got some butter taste.. soso la. Its dry also...i boh song. So i asked Ah Nong why so dry wan? he say "aiyo, so chai...sure dry la..dis wan is FLIED!!!!" WAFAK!!! CHew... i oso no la.. u think i iz kapitan dum dum meh... the "see" looks like bulu, but my fwen tell me iz actually flied butter.. WHOA!!! si beh syok.... liao!

This is the Royal Mata Beliak Ikan. The fish is said to be so goose until the eye also terbeliak. Rumour has it that if people eated dis dish, his eyes also terbeliak (means veli goodla). But my eye oso seem ok je...

Wokay, now dis is the Black Sos of Porky Green Vege dish. Tasted like braised pork oni... smelled like braised pork, looked also like braised pork...but i not sure if its really braised pork? Somehow dis dish too confused me, i don liek. Sure fail wan.

One of my taiko, Ah Tan, liek crabs, so he order this mom-cooked style dish, famusly called the Ma Chou Hai (Mom's Flied Clab). We wanted to order the plain Fa Hai, or plain Chou Hai...but Ah Tan manyak yimchim, insist on the Mommy's best. APA LIAO!!! taste ok la..manyak hamsap coz Mom use hamdan to fly it.

WOKAY!!!!

The BILL. Total is RM184.00 for 7 lengchais. So far, i notchet shit brix la.. maybe of the chinapek tea we drinked? Helps the stomach less play drum.

Restoran 8Road

Puchong Jaya

N3 02.810 E101 37.357

Hot Pot Chiken

2009-09-08T02:41:00.007+08:00

My friend say this place is veli good for people eated. But i go that time i not like this place because they is really not nais.

You got see chicken but i not have meat. Is give all bone and skin. How to eated full like this ?

Eated rice oni i am so surprising. This place not people eated one.

Not have any meat but is all cili and chiken bones. I oso can make this at home why i need coming here pay so expense ?

Restoran ChongQing Hot Pot Chicken

Kuchai Lama

N3 05.384 E101 41.232

I got eated at Venicia

2009-09-08T02:10:00.013+08:00

I got this places eated but i not have the enjoys because is very expense place.

This pic is what left of my RM80 prawn. So small but so expense.

You see the oil also u will shit brix

Many many oil lehhhhh

is also mean they not kiamsiap oil. i got wishing they not kiamsiap prawn but i not have luck.

You see this sayur below is no one touching cos hard swallow.

Then is got kamheong lala but i think if i buy the lala from tesco is more fresh. This one not fresh. So better buy from tesco. Tesco got !

This place is i not want come anymore unless you like oil.

Venicia

Bangsar Puteri Condominium

N3 08.520 E101 39.800

Petaling Street FAIL Ikan Bakar

2009-09-08T02:01:00.008+08:00

Many ppl saying this Ikan Bakar stall is the best in KL. But I am no agree with this. Because when I last went I shat brix eated the Portugese style baked fish with lala and siham. I blame my fwen for recommend me this.

I dunno why the lala water all went into the aluminium foil and contaminate the whole fish. Super no enjoice. So smelly and I take 1 spoon also cannot tahan already. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

And then the taste hor, is purely spicy only that can make someone constipate for 1 week to lao sai one hour later after eating it. Besides being spicy there's no other taste. It's too spicy until you don't feel like you is eating fish at all. You know? See the photo also no appetizer liao.

So please, do not bring your family and frens to Petaling Street to eat Ikan Bakar wokayyyy? Unless you got pang sai problem lah. Ah Kiang say no good means no good™

Kota Kamuning Ice Kacang

2009-09-07T21:00:00.009+08:00

Tonite i eated at kota kamuning. Place iz quiet and nais, but not many wind. Dis place is called Sri Mayuri Mamak (Jee Pee Ass: N2 59.603 E101 31.821)

I haz mamaked with AhNong and AhJames. We all ordered Teh Oh Ice limau

But I smart. I go order ABC (air batu campur). The waiter so smart, ask me iz it Ais? i oso bengang...then nod "yea"

So i waited till tulan. dunno wai....

So he cum and bringed the ABC to me...i syok..coz look nice. So i taste eated...

but taste so like tastedless. So i boh song, ask my fwens why so like that? They say the sugar is at bottom, must kacau wan... so i kacau but the isi isi kacang spill on table!!! WAFAK!

So i iz fail on dis place liao

Pic included too, (in b4 drill)

Carrefour Also Got!!!

2009-09-06T19:21:00.005+08:00

We always go eated in outside restolan, mamak, etc... do you know inside carrefour also got?

The other day i tried carrefour in SS15 food court liao, top floor wan.

The food so so liao. But big portion. Vege also not much, meat also like so soggy. Maybe is ppl buka puasa, sapu all the nais food.

Nevermind, i go ambik a soggy fish (real soggy..flied, but wet), long beans, chili potatoes, and some papadam. The plice was RM5.60. I oso ordered teh o ais limau for RM1.40.

The suk part is, the LICE!!! The dem lice is also soggy! Imagine u eated not lice, not pollidge,... waffak!!!
Too many water putted in liao

Seefoot bkt not best

2009-09-03T01:00:00.006+08:00

This place bring me many many memories and i am has remembering this place because i eated halfway i go shit brix.

When i is ordering the seafood bak kut teh is has fishball and got many many lala.

This lala is already dead so becoz they is dead they is not fresh. When lala is not freshed they smelly and the smelly go inside the soup make the everything oso smelly.

I wan impress my gf so i go to order abalon is RM 38 each dun haf put inside tax yet one.

My fivety sen coin is more heavy than the abalon.

And also they serbis like super fast until you is see them but they not see you unless you wan the pay money.

AT Seafood Bak Kut Teh

Klang

N2 59.908 E101 26.563

I Eated Expense Food

2009-09-02T03:07:00.003+08:00

I go to the here

I order this RM12

I eated this RM6.80

I oso eated this becos have fire

Is fry egg in tomato sos

My fren order this

I pay bill.

We got shit brix.

Not want come anymore.

Fong Lye

The Gardens Mall

N3 07.145 E101 40.538