Bak Chor Mee is confirm not human food

Oh hi gutterfood readers. Long time no post here because AhKiang went to attend English course. After 1.5 months I now can typing more proper English liao. Tutor said many improves and I is feels happiness. My recent grammar test I got 37/100! If u has sense my English has improving and wanting to join my class do leave a comment. OK back to gutter shit brix food.

Near my office got a big food court where i always eated there. Inside the big food court got 1 bak chor mee stall selling what people say is the best bak chor mee in the food court because there's only 1 food court near my office and the food court got only 1 bak chor mee stall so do you see how many senses it make. I ordered 1 bowl from the auntie and from the look is a bit tastiness because the noodles has quite springy. But when I smelling smelling it I shat brix through my nose. Got VINEGAR!!! Again! Got many many inside! FFFUUUUUUUU

After finish shit brix through my nose I went back to aunty asking her why you putted vinegar? Is no tasty already! Then she said "WOKAYYYY you should tell me if you no want vinegar then i no put it for you. I make another bowl for you!" I got a little syok inside thinking I got another bowl free but then i shit brix through my eyes when i saw she putting many many spoons of ketchup into my next to shit brix bak chor mee. I wanted to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU on the spot.

So there I got 2 bowls of bak chor mee I didn't eated. 1 bowl got many vinegar and another got many tomato sos. It will be the last time i will eated bak chor mee because after this i can confirm it is shit brix no human allowed food. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.

Sin Jia Por failed Bak Chor Mee Pok

Today near my ofis got 1 new food kot opening. So me and my keliq went to eated to try it out. Then I is see this stall selling Bak Chor Mee is like quite the nice. $4 seem reasonable too.

Beside me were 2 OL, 1 wanted extra chili oil and extra vinegar and extra white pepper. That time I already thinking "FFUUUUUUUUUUUU" I kena big shit liao, sin jia por style. When the lady got her noodle she go and add somemore white pepper, I think I shat a little brix at that time. But no worry coz i already go toilet and clean my brix so my backside is clean when i typing this, no smell.



See my Bak Chor Mee Pok. It has many many mee pok, a satay fish which I eated so you no see there, some pork bola, bak chor, mixed with Sin Jia Por spesial vinegar, chili sauce and many many shake of white pepper.

My engrish is quite limited words so I no sure how to describe it but I can confirm sin jia porean has a lot weird tastiness. Even their wan tan mee is mixed with chili oil liao. Is chili oil so cheap in Sin Jia Por? I no eye deer liao.

This bak chor mee stall needs to change its name from Da Hua Bak Chor Mee to Da FAIL bak chor mee liao. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™. And Ah Kiang say they need changing name means name changing must do.