Gutterfood Goes International - Sanya CoCoNuT

Ni hao ! Ah Wok here. I ownself steal opis time

write this so i must fast write if not boss catch me

will fry my sotong 99. 

Last year i go wid my gf to Sanya in China. There i

end up at mostest shitbrix place in the world. All people

tell me Sanya is beauty place with many thing but expense.

Now that Ah Wok and gf oredi here, we is tell you that

Sanya is femes for coconut. Their coconut is so femes

that when i buy at RM 12 for 1 coconut i confirm i rugi

and up car big time jor. I go jaya grocer buy even more

cheap and with pandan summore.

So we end up here this place sell all full coconut food.

Is femes hotel, so femes until google oso dun work coz

China block all liao. 

Menu is power man. U see properly all name is like

come from heaven 1. All dish is got coconut. 

Here i introduce u the shitbrix coconut sup thing.

U drink this u ownself rugi. Meat and coconut dun

go together 1. Just cannot la.

Here is some funny things. All funny things got some

coconut on it or in it. Very coconuti.

This salad. Is fruit salad with coconut lups. The white

square thing u see i call as lups is coconut lups. The

sos is mayonis. Very jelak after u eated few lups liao

and u will feel u oredi too much coconut liao.

This is kari kai. Although u not see coconut, but is the santan

that is from coconut. Look like someone laosai and it taste

even worse than look. The potato is like just put in. Not yet 

cook 1. Very shitbrix i tell u. 

This is bestest coconut dish ever to make u coconut

power up level 9000. Coz when u fry the kacang, u

expect taste like kacang. No! U is wrong ! Here the 

kacang is taste coconut. The biskut outside is oso

taste like coconut. If u wan full combo coconut,

this dish is full combo coconut. 

Vege is very special. The vege got fry with some wet wet

coconut. If u zoom in piktar u can see the coconut they spoon

out still wet wet got coconut chups on it. Then when they

fry this vege, they coconut jus kau it. If u asking me wat

this tasting, i tell u is coconut. 

This piktar is take after 12 ppl eated. As you can see still

got many thing left can feed whole kampung 1. Human

body not take coconut too many coz will many probrem

when shitbrix that time. 

Welcome to fish. This i still remember the taste. U know 

la China fish many bones 1. This fish is no diffren from 

the normal China fish, still many bones but this very special

coz the soya sos u see, is actually coconut water with

kalering. No salty taste. Only coconut taste. 

I can gerenti u this not soya sos. Kicap is salty taste,

not coconut taste. This many bones special unicorn fish

is stim wid the coconut jus and some black kaler water.

More coconut jus not many black kaler. Nobody dare

eated this except me. Ah Wok eated all thing 1. 

Ah Wok up the car big time this fish. I shitbrix 3 day

3 nite becoz this fish.

Here got dessert. This dessert is special cannot get elsewhere

other than here the coconut land. Is rice coconut.

Basically is like nasi lemak, coz is rice boil coconut 

water. But here they can himpit kasi kompress the thing

and they effort put inside coconut and bake and then

they cut nicely presentation to you eated till u rugi shitbrix up car.

U dun ask me what the black black white white thing is.

The white white thing inside the nasi lemak himpit Sanya

is coconut. The skin outside is coconut. But the coconut 

cannot eated 1 coz is hard like batu liddat. The black

black part i dunno is what but i think they put more

batu burn coconut liao. 

Verdict, Sanya beautiful place, very expense. This

coconut exp, make me +HP up 100 and +MP up 100. 

My dex and agi oso got increase when i eated here.

My coconut level now reach 9000 liao. U see this u will

eated or not ? I think most u shitbrix oredi when read menu.

Pearl River Garden Hotel

Sanya

China

Gutterfood goes international - Harbin China

My P3 computer dieded liao. Shop say too old no more
spare part so must buy new. Again i have update this
in cyber cafe which not have microsop opis.

This is small shop inside big shop in Harbin. They sell
many thing in here is all from deer.

You see the pot on left hand side, i order that drink
so i can be kuat kuat. Is expense sup but is ok since
can make me kuat kuat.

So small bowl is cost me RMB 40. FuuuUuuuu.
After i drink the salt water sup, i is no feel kuat
kuat. I feel poorer and i shitbrix.

This is waste my money. I am confirm shitbrix
after drink salt water sup. For those dunno read
chinese word, that sup is deer penis sup. Dont waste
money buy that sup remember ! It not have make u
kuat kuat. It oni make u poor and shitbrix.

Deer Farm
Harbin
China

Gutterfood International - KFC China

Ok this my final gutterfood on China until i go to there

again. Here in Harbin, got many many KFC. China people

really like KFC i dunno why.

My gf and i eated this for breakfast in Harbin, China.

We order different burger. I like the chikin thigh so

again like in Mcdonald i go order this. They oni got

1 flavor and is spicy. So i try lor.

This my gf burger. Look shitbrix, tasting shitbrix.

This my burger. So small and so ..... not nais. Oh
and is super expense food. This one i think 1 mouth
can finish liao. But after eated this, u will drink 5 cup
water and 1 cup eno.

Because is order set, they come this. Is not like
coleslaws. Is differens. This i think is people use
to feed the pig. But here they gif me and my gf
eated this kind of thing. We not pig, we human.

This is their popcorn chiken. Is most failed shitbrix
food in their menu next to my super expense burger.
The chiken not like ours here. They are one is dry
and lousy and salty and oily. When u combo that
with their super soggy oily french fry, is confirm
shitbrix food.

Their popcorn chiken is also serve cold. Cold weather
and u ask me eat cold thing is fail la. I regret not have
order their spesial porridge. But when i see other people
not have finish, i dowan say anything.

This KFC becoz serve shitbrix food, they try another
type of marketing stratigi. They give u some
scratch and win kupon if u eated above RMB 50.
I scratch but i not have win anything.

Remember must avoid. No matter how hunger u are
go to supermarket buy thing eated is better than
here. Is lucky i bring eno with me. If no eno i think
i not able to shit.

KFC

Harbin

China

Gutterfood goes international - China Mcdonald part 2

I go China many many day so eated many many thing.

Oni shitbrix food i put inside this gutterfood blog.

Because i come to this China is cold cold place so i eated

more thing. Ngam ngam this Mcdonald near my hotel

but is not same as the other Mcdonald.

My gf and i order nuget and dunno wat burger. She

say wan try their nugget sos.

They gip 3 not same sos. 1 is garlic cili, 1 sweet

sour like ours here and the paket is tomato sos.

1 thing i learn is they not put expiry date but they
put manufactured date. I omost shitbrix when i
saw date and lucky i ask counter girl. If not i turn table
upside down oredi.

But this sos, is like chikin rice sos. Is veli fail.
Malaysia kaifan sos is more better than this.
Is confirm the lousy nugget veli soggy not go
well with this sos. The nugget is really not human
eated wan becoz they nugget is wet wet type and
they smell funny. I think is the oil they use.

This burger if u throw in sea, all fish will die.
Is actually small burger but inside burger is
not have meat tasting. Is oil tasting. Like the yau
char gwai oil. FuUuUuuuu ! Can fight smell with
chau taufu.

The french fry is always soft. I owiz have to gif to

dusbin wan. If i dip the french fry with the garlic cili,

my gf dowan kiss me anymore. She say i will tasting

bad and ask me not speaking anymore coz the cili sos

smell is kenot go off one. Lucky i smart bring my

portable tootbrush and darlie tootpaste.

The white color sos u see, is sour sour not like our

sos here. The super combo is old oil + funny tasting

sos + soft soft weird bread with duno what thing on top

then if u put some tomato sos, confirm is shitbrix

maximum. After 2 time try Mcdonald food in China

at 2 differen Mcdonald outlet summore, confirm

this is shitpense food. This place really really not

for human eated wan !

Mcdonalds

Harbin

China

Gutterfood goes international - Shenzen

I is fly home from Harbin but have to stop here 1 day.

When time go home to KL, i no choice but eated lunch

inside here at Shenzen International Airport.

FuuUuUUuuuUUUuu i regret like mad !

This pau inside is dunno what meat. Is bad tasting

and if u dip in the oily cili is make the bad tasting

even more badder.

Then my gf take this. I no idea wat that is even

until now. My gf eated half i eated the other half

and the rest is give dusbin.

This prawn, small, overfry, hard to eated. If you

want to eated this prawn, you is need Jaws teeth.

Hahaha, this funny pankek is big, thick, hard and

is funny tasting. I know pankek use milk but since

this is China, i think they no milk use soya bean.

When you use funny thing to make thing, u is

confirm will taste funny. This one oso i give to

dusbin.

Underneat this pankek is another pankek they

not cook properly. Is not rounded but they gimme.

This is musroom fry wid pok. I got eated some pok

but mostly i also gif to dusbin.

This one is old vegetable fry with old sotong. The

vegetable is old and many fiber so when u bite u is

will spit out. Oni use to suck the jus from the vegetable

but i tot is jus until my gf say is oil not jus. Old vege

not have got jus anymore coz old and dry.

The super sotong i think they overcook by 10 hour

coz even rubber is easier to bite than that sotong.

This spesial loh mai rice is fry with many kicap.

Oni got kicap and rice. No meat no vege wan.

I really shitbrix here. But my bill come i shitbrix

even more. All this thing i buy, is cost about RMB 200+

Lucky i good mood that day coz my gf got kiss me.

If she no kiss me i turn the table upside down liao.

Food court Level 1

Shenzen International Airport

Shenzen, China

Gutterfood goes international - Dalian China

When i go to Dalian, China i wented to this restoran.

Is name so hard to say out so i take from them free

lighter got their restoran name and detail.

Got fon number oso for u call. Please dont call.

This restoran is really shitbrix place.

They vegetable all is fail. Meat also fail. Nothing

here can pass wan. This piktar u see, is fry bean with

some weird thing dont taste like meat dont taste

like fish and dont taste like taufu. I only know they

is fry with alot salt and oil.

This vegetable u see below piktar...... i dunno wat

that is. But i take 1 bite i shitbrix. The vege i think

they oredi cook for 10 table but all 10 table rejek

so now they serve to us so they not need wasting

food.

This is their spesial fry egg with tomato sos. Is not
yet eated wan but i take the spoon to kacau kacau
abit show u all they use oni 1 egg and many sos.
How to eated liddat ??? You see sos is like tomato
sos but is not. Is actually kicap ! Why call tomato
sos when is kicap ??? Just becoz is got tomato and
fry until tomato the jus oso come out u wan call
as tomato sos ????

This ultimate shitbrix place shitbrix food. Usually

the chinese tea wont fail but here is spesial. The

chinese tea is also can fail. I not know what they use.

When you drink, the water is like from after people

bath ! Is taste like soap and dirt and smell is like

from burning paper. I think they is got burn the

tea so is got smell. If burn tea is for use fertiliser not

to drink wan !!!!!

I tell u really this place not for human eated wan !

All is shitbrix and even chinese tea also can fail.

You wan eated here, you must not be human.

Liang Shui Wan

Dalian

China

Gutterfood goes international - China's instant noddle

This my first time i not many thing to say coz after

eated 1 spoon this, i shitbrix liao.

All you reading must remember this brand and not

go to buy.

See the color also know is fail food. Summore lady at

supermarket say this one veli nais. I go up car liao.

I not have shitbrix coz i eated 1 spoon oni. If i eated

whole thing i confirm need go hospital.

Some instant noddle

China

McDonalds China is shitpense food

I wan say sorry for not able to writting fast. Is all thank

to my stupid pentium 3 computer hang kei after i install

and use the new microsop offis. Now i at cyber cafe typing

this coz my pentium 3 not want start anymore. I has a sad.

Yah, this is the shitbrix Mcdonald in China. Ah Nong not

allow take piktar but Ah Nong dun care. Must take gip

all u see.

I order the new set they got. Is RMB 20 for 1 burger
1 shake shake fries and 1 oren jus. RMB 20 is like RM10.

You see they gip me shake shake fry wid powder

paket, is actually suppose be the "ma lat" super spicy

but is actually salt. If you shake fry with that you will

shitbrix and drink 10 cup water after eated. And then

they gib me super hot oren jus. Who drink hot oren jus ?

Hot oren jus is not for human drink wan !

Then my burger come. Is expense burger coz i pay
RMB20 = RM 10 for this set. Is the chikin thigh burger
which not have the bone one. The burger is small size
wid egg make like benjo. The chikin meat is tasting
like 2 week old just come out from fridge.

I not joke, this is fail shitbrix expense burger.

They got gib me ketchup but i not dare use. I finish

burger in 2 mouth. You see my hand and size of burger

you know liao is small and expense. Our Mcdonald here

is 10 time better and our Mcdonald here oredi is shitbrix

quality. There even worse. Is shitbrix + expense.

Shitbrix + expense = shitpense.

After eated this i really shitpense.

Mcdonalds
Jilin
China