Saturday, March 19, 2011

Our Sincere Apologies

Good day readers ! It certainly has been quite some time since
we updated our blog. We are currently facing some technical issues
but rest assured all will be well in time to come.

I would like to take this opportunity to bring you some good news.
First of all we have a new domain and a new server. Finally, we have
a place we can call our own. However migration of files and pictures
haven't been easy thus taking alot of our time. During the course of
3 months, we had alot of preparation work and encountered difficulties.
We had to even hold back alot of postings just to rectify and troubleshoot
some of the complexed programming which cannot be done
via microsoft word. I learned that the hard way.

Our new domain is now accesible....

We are currently trying to rectify the system which will update both
here and there. We hope that you, our exisiting readers and fans, will
continue to support us. Your moral support means everything to us.

Over the past years we have gained popularity and though
without revenue in return, your laughter and welfare was
enough for all of us to continue our small time publishing.

The team at thegutterfood isn't just about bringing laughter, it's also
about trend setting and an introduction to places which we had a very
bad encounter with. However, since we had to filter out some words,
we could never have gotten away just by cursing and swearing. That
is why we try to add in humor and laughter while amusing people
and all about to make our mark on the bad encounter we had.

I've had a lot of questions by our fans and readers. But unfortunately now
isnt' the time. I've got to get back to work on the migration to our new
servers. I promise you i will answer as best i can, in due time.

Email us if you wish to pen a note or encourage us or complain about us.

-From the desk of some internet cafe by the team @ thegutterfood-

P/S:- I used microsoft word to type this. This internet cafe got free microsoft word but RM 3/h
so expense la

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

60's people use chili oil like it's free one

Ah Kiang now no more working in Sinjiapor liao, back to PJ where the shitbrix food is not so many one. But today when Ah Kiang wented for lunch at Seapark he saw the oiliest curry mee ever!
This curry mee is at the 60's Teo Chew Noodle restaurant, the one where many many OL and OB (office boys) go for lunch eated. They ran out of handmade double egg noodle, HOW KEN! It's their specialty and they never make more?? I has a skeptical liao. I see up and down left and right the menu and no see anything interesting. No choice loh, call curry mee.
You see the oil Ah Kiang hardworkingly scoop up after finishing the noodle. Is took 15 minutes OK! I think I can go be offshore oil and gas engineer hahahahaha.
This restaurant is actually quite ok if you eated the other things. And they also sell nais ice cream batangs at RM1, the durian one is gooding. But the curry mee ah, if you like scooping oil then you order loh. Ah Kiang say oily means oily™.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

I confuse this place

Ah Wok and gf today go to seremban 2 to holiday. When walk
that time got see this place, got few people eated here so ok lor
go inside and try try. This place outside signbod and inside also
say is Hongkie Kopitiam. Never try before ma and since new to
me i adventure abit.

Open menu it say Boston char chan teng. I look at casher
kaunter also it say Boston. I kena bad experence in Boston
before but is in 32 Square there. I no put inside blog coz
my gf like the kari mee while my fry rice is fails. This time
i not can forgive this restoran liao. Name say is Hongkie,
other name is Boston. Which one i also dunno. Name also
can fail jor. Haihz.

See menu like got many thing. But i tell you not many thing
is nice. All is shitbrix wan.

You see la how fail this place. What is order CHIT ?
Then i cover abit the menu so you wont sked but it say
is Meehoon in papaya sup. Think about it also shitbrix jor.

My gf order this the girl rekomen wan. Is fish burger with
some fries. See also no appetite. The taste is good if eated
with many cili sos. If you eated this fish burger without cili
sos, confirm wont finish wan the burger.

The fries come is cold and soft. Bestest fries i eated in my
life is not here. This fries is not human eated wan. Lembik
Lembik and some also not fully cook. You see color also
can know oredi wan.

This i order coz the girl also rekomen. Is call 4 something.
Fuahhhh so hard to eated this. The bread so dry is like from
last week wan. The kaya is fails, the chiken floss dun go well
with the other 3 thing, the peanut butter dunno why got
extra kacang on top and the yellow part is NOT BUTTER
but is majerin.

See i show u majerin. Majerin got one kind of smell wan.
The taste also bo ngam me. If you cham all 4 thing and
eated, you confirm can shitbrix wan. But this bread the
girl tell me is top seller. I dun belif her. I know she bluff
me wan and wan me order coz she wan get rid of old stock.
I go up car this one jor.

See la, 1st day of 2011 oredi i kena gutterfood. Sumoar is
with my gf. Drop my water face oni. If i know this place is
call boston, i wont go in wan. Outside say Hongkie, inside also
say Hongkie, Even got umbrella for table also is call Hongkie
Kopitiam. How la liddat, name also the fella dunno. Haihz.

Please no come here. Really shitbrix wan. Any place use
majerin put on bread is low klass place. Start of the year oni
i up car liao. Haihz i nid go bath flower water jor.

Hongkie Kopitiam/Boston
Jusco Seremban 2 Shopping Center
N2 42.063 E101 54.694

Saturday, January 1, 2011

i up car at Pei Fook

Ni hao ! Now is 2011 liao and same here is at gutterfood. I wishing
all you happy new year and gong xi fa chai. Gutterfood soon to have
new thing but this standard is eated bad food still here wan. Since
i is 1sttttttttttttttttt to posting inside here liao in 2011, i wan tell
all you that the 2011 gutterfood of the year is voted by many
people wan and not just 1 people.

Anyway new year jor, so now Ah Wok bringing you 1st post of
this 2011 by tell you that in Kota Damansara there got this
restoran call Pei Fook sell the wantan mee.

My friend bring me come wan. Here you see the parking is
hard to find and every people park like their father road.
I ask my friend take my kapchai go but he dowan coz he is
class people so we sit his Vios tubo go to up car here.
He order this charsiew wantan mee. See also no mood eated
liao. I ask him taste like what, he tell me taste like last week
cook wan the food.

See his wantan ? Kenot see leh, is very small wan. Kenot use
chopstick coz too big, need use the tutpik wan.

I still growing so i order big. I tot is big mean more wantan
but i wrong. Big is mean more noddle and alot more expense.

I not like the noddle coz is half cook. When wantan noddle is
half cook, is half hard half soft. This kind is not for human eated
wan. And you see my wantan sup ? The sup is not for human
drink wan coz got taste like the water use to wash plate wan.
My vegetable is cold and stick together. I never see vegetable
stick together. Normally people use abit oil so vegetable not stick.
When stick one big lump how to bite wor ?

Hahaha my friend sup, no kaler, no taste and super small wantan.
The bottom is my one and you think you can see wantan but i
secretly tell you, i throw 1/2 my sup away so you can see. If not is
like my friend wan also.

In case you not believe me, here is my mini super small
tasteless wantan. In my small spoon and to prove how small
my wantan is, i putted the cili on top. People see also laff lor.

Nah you see, big noddle, very half cook, super small wantan and
vegetable stick together. How not to fail la this place ?

Got only 1 thing good and this place the tisu paper is the
big piece wan. Other place always give small tisu so need
use many, this restoran give big tisu wan.

My bill is i pay wan coz my friend is klass people drive
me in his Vios tubo. Is not expense but i can not bluff
you and say is worth the money. If you come here and
order wantan mee, which is all they sell, you will up car
just like me.

Pei Fook
Kota Damansara
N3 09.273 E101 35.668