Sawasdee Thai Cuisine USJ 1/1C

Hi children!!!

Recently me and childrens all went for post Raya makaning. Some of them recommended this restaurant, seems nice from the blogs we read. So we drove here at night.

Ambiance not bad. Got place outside for smokers to kill their lungs further.

We came here happy happy wanting good Thai food (above is one thai massad place also... nyeknyeknyek) but end up is quite up car place...sigh...

First off, i ordered this Thai Tea Ice... is damn sweet. They put gula melaka inside. I think they think I may think that thai teas came from melaka??? 

Second is the specialty food i mau introduce.... Taugeh Stir Fry with Salted Fish!!!

I tell you hor, go Thai restaurant, die die must go order Taugeh.... this is rather salty. I think they think I might think that salted fish is actually quite salty. So i give one red star. Champion!!!! 

Whoever order this also must be a champion!!!

The next is the Green Curry Chicken and Fried Bean Curd (Sweet sour) - actually this two not bad. Not too heavy on flavour or MSG or salt. Just nice.

Fried Prawns also not bad. This one give thumbs up. I eated the shell also. Crispy and crunchy, and actually, it really really taste like real prawns. Really!

This is Beef in Garlic Sauce. Not bad.

Deep Fried Deer Meat, not bad also. Crunchy and hard. Eating this reminds me of bambi, the cute little deer. 

Cute hor? its tasty also but very heaty.

This is the Steam Squid with Spicy Lime Sauce which isn't really spicy. Got fire below to keep it warm. You can grill the squid too if you wanna be epic.

This is my tomyam soup in a little kiddie bowl. Taste like malaysian made tomyam paste. Not much Ooomph. But got chicken inside, so ok la...boleh tahan.

Another authentic Thai dish, Kangkung Belacan...so authentic you won't even wanna order this when you are in Bangkok, but here in Malaysia, die die must order, coz other dishes not available, so have to take this. Its too salty also. Must be the sweat from the chef... hmmm... sedaaaaap..*slurp*

This is the Pondan Chicken. Outside wrap in pandan leaf, inside is small tiny chunk of chicken meat that is nicely roasted with enough salt to drown the sea. Must add Thai chilli sos to complement.

Overall, not very satisfying. Tummy not full. 11 of us, like eating appetizers only. 

Perhaps the head chef still on holiday, so the food is kinda upcar but not to the point of fan-toi (up table). Still ok kua. Usually we all very rowdy when makaning, but this night got two pretty girls amongst us...so me and my children all behave infront of pretty girls, which otherwise we all sure go crazy and talk dirty jokes.

Final bill came out to be almost RM400. Shitbrix liao.

Final verdict:

1. Many dishes order all don't have
2. Go Thai restaurant, remember order Taugeh
3. Will I come again? no thanks.
4. Thanks for the host who belanja, Happy Fathers Day Liao!

Sawasdee Thai Cuisine
No 42 & 42-1, Jalan 1/1C, Regalia Business Centre,
Subang Jaya, Kuala Lumpur 47620 MY
GPS (agak agak ya): N3.05612 E101.60638

Seremban not femes for this

I go seremban before and i never hear femes thing other
than the siew pau. This kopitiam is at the Summit Subang
shopping kompreks, you see got nobody eated here mean
is got no que so my food sure is fast come wan.

So i bring my gf go inside here look at menu and then
order lor. Then my gf point to me, daling you see, we
go up car jor. Fuiyoh got cili sos from Giant supermarket.
I know people buy kimball or kampung koh or maggi but
this first time i see from Giant supermaket wan. Jialat
liao lah.

Then come my gf teh, See the kaler also jialat liao la.
So white, even ipoh white kopi also not this white. No have
the teh taste. How can lidis ??????

I order this hailam mee set. I tot hailam mee always is
black black sos. This one special coz is like starch from
cantonis noddle. What taste also no have. The cili they
gimme is dunno come from where wan. I think use
Giant cili sos much better. My set come wid jelly and
limau jus. Whole set is confirm not for human eated wan.
The mee is not hailam, is yellow noddle. The sos is got no
taste no salt no nothing. The egg is like from last week
already cook. The vege is soft like overcook 5 times.
The long long thing u see is the cucumber they slice but
because the blade not sharp they stick all together. That
also because the sos is so thick can use as gam.
The jelly is nice coz they no put sugar. Come on la, where
got people jelly is not sweet one ?
My limau jus is got more ais than limau jus. If you see
piktar look like no moar ais, is because all melted. If all
melted ais mean my food take >9000 to come.
Summore you see 1st piktar is got NO PEOPLE SIT.

Give you all see the Giant cili sos again. Never see before leh ?
Dun sked, i also no see kopitiam that got the Giant cili sos.
This my 1st time oso.
Wan so bajet until liddat meh ? Kimball expense izzit now ?

This my gf order wan. Is some fish thing dunno what look
like some popiah thing. The cili sos they gip is made of
red coloring and water. So again we use Giant cili sos.
Oh and try not order this. You will jialat wan.

This my bill. You see is like cip but i tell you, my set
is not cip. Is conjob.

This place is not for human eated wan. The most
impress thing inside here is the Giant cili sos. Really
this is my 1st time see this kind of thing. If you come
here eated i confirm is you really like Giant cili sos.

Old Seremban Station Kopitiam
USJ Summit Subang
N3 03.612 E101 35.579

Black Canyon serve rock not food, fakkau u!

i bringed my cousin go eated the Black Canyon Cafe in Summit USJ. so they write there the steak got free sup so we ma order the steaks.

my cousin she order the chicken with gravy noddles, turn out is cantonis hor fun wif one piece of chicken brest on teh side.


i order the beef steak, arrive looks good... yummy


then i cutted the steak, i order medium well, came out super well. is so dry and hard!


no taste also the sos on top is for show, no tasty one. i eated few mouthful and surrender liao. fed up

then my cousin also try to cut the chicken brest, she say is hard like rock! at the end she left the whole piece. she given me a piece i try to eateding, felt like tasting the dried cardboard.


so i tell the kapten is no good, he say kitchen misunderstand , sorry. thats all.

then i say good, i also misunderstand on the bill. i pay u RM5 cos i dun understand wat u writing on the bill. then he show me cock face.

last last i pay rm53 for the above shit. i fakkau u , black canyon sucks!

Kwai Lam manyak Kwai!!!

I always heared people tell me the old subang airpok got nais seafood restoran to eated, so I go looked for one, and found dis Kwai Lam Seafood Restoran. I googled and finded the blogs say this one not bad, samore got foool haus during weekend... so it must be good right?

wokay...so we wented there one fine day then we ordered the dishes. You know...they has got NO SIHAM!!!!! NO LALA!!!! Sting Ray oso NO HAVE!!!!!! wat sort of chiplak resto-lan is this la?

nevermind, we go order..and here is what we orderinged:

The Yau Mak of Normalness

This one memang normal yaumak. What else can I write about this? It came first along wif the dish below:

The Prawn Paste of Crotch

Time of arrival: 8:07pm

What can i say about this? normal tasting, ok la.. its the first two dishes that kambing first. No rice somemore. So we have to eat the vege and this prawnpaste first like hungry cats. Good thing we has got one lenglui among us. So she kept us entertained by letting us look see look see at her pretty face. hehehe

The Chikan Fish

Time of arrival: 8:18pm

Yea... chickan fish. No sting ray. Only rekomen us the african fish or the chikan fish. Of coz we high class, we go order the chikan fish la... ngam mou? Like wat other choice we have? LOLz.. Tasted ok la.. we imagined it to be like stingray..and use the bone to sting sting ourself lo. sienz....

Next dishes!!!

The Cha-Chikan Of Angels

Time of arrival: 8:20pm

Sappose to be the signboard dish famous wan. Tasted like.. hmmm...chikan!!! ^_^

Flied Tongfun

Time of arrival: 8:20pm

One of the dishes that tasted liek normal. Yea...we wented all the way to Kampung subang to eated normal tasty dishes...and imagine it to be more than tasty. Right.

Horse Flied Clab of Hamsapness

Time of arrival: 8:39pm

Ya. After 19 minits of tokking koks among ourselves, this tuna-sing crab dish only cum. Tasted WORSE than the 8road restolan's hamsap crab (http://thegutterfood.blogspot.com/2009/09/orgasmik-food-of-fish-and-clab.html ). After 19minits, our stomach oledi closed shop liao, waiting to go bangsai, then this dish only come. We waited like shit only. And crab oso not fresh!!! EEEYYYEEEEERRR!!!!

And finally....

Final bill: RM173

Yea..the mantits prawn is the prawn paste la.

Verdict: Fuuud sux.

Reason: Take too long to cum serve us. Place was like 30% foool oni. Even call them cum give bill also have to wait. Worse was, the toilet was right in the middle of the kitchen, and to go there u need to go in between one uncle their cooking. Yea, he cook beside the toilet oso. And when you peee, pee only on wall...so the piss drip down and splat back on yr toes..and u walk back to yr table with piss on toes..then step back into car. Wonderfoool right?

Conclusion: I no wan cum bek to dis sux place. PHAIL!!!! PTUI!!! PTUI!!!!PTUI!!!!!

Restolan Kwai Lam Seafood

Kg Baru Subang, Jln TUDM

GPS: N3 08.510 E101 32.234

Wat's So Spesial of Station Kopitiam?

Tonite I has a sad liao. Wented to Station Kopitiam in Carrefour, Subang....coz my online fwen tell me there got good promo, can eated and earn wan... WAFFAK!!! eat and earn wor???

So i check the website liao, sure wor... cafenet2u.com got say wor... FUUUUU...can buy lot somemore.. liek play play share investment liao.... I see from RM275 to RM5,500 oso got! Whoa!!! So tonite I wented to nearest makaning place in carrefour to check out lo

I see menu i oso hungweee....so many choisest... so I pick the choisest meal i liek...which is the Thai Sizzling Beef  Lice RM9.90 wan...

Picture look so nais...like got set meal wif taugeh and lice and the dead cow in hotplate..

Then I oso order the nais shaved ice lor, blueberry i think ...

The menu i ambik from skf2u.com (more like stfu.com)

So hor, when food cummed... i see i shit brix liao... where's my taugeh???

How cum the menu show got PLATE of TAUGEH, but I gotted a SPOON of TAUGEH???? NIAMA Tuna-Sing liao.... so small!!!! and gib me two cracker for wat...crack my gugubird meh... chew!!!!

Nevermind, the Cow Meat oso sucks liao... the picture show RED RED Thai Sizzling Cow's Meat... but I gotted BLEK BLEK Cow's Meat!!!! Oh Tuna Sing lo.... I see no thai in this hot plate... all i see is blek blek stuff liek the Chinese Kung Po Cow... 

Sizzle my sifat la... Look like a pile of shitted cow dung to me liao... mana ada cow's meat... no Thai spesial oso... TIPU!!!!!!!  

Then from the Shaved Ice Blueberry I order, i gotted this!!!!

Kiddies Shaved Pubes... coz its so small!!!! The ice is shaved veli thin and nais... but its for KIDS!!!!!

I eated oso feel like not eated anything liao.. So cham, I had to order a glass of sky jussss....!!!  >:(

This one costed me RM5.90!

Then hor, if u think thats not bad, u see the place la...

Almost always empty liao..

And my bill....... RM17.40 ...coz got 10% serbis charge..

So now i am somewat skeptikal liao... dis food so cacat... how to invest RM275 in their wat wat plan? Go fly kite better...at least i get to keep the kite. This one..all go down the gutter liao... 

Station Kopitiam

Carrefour Subang Jaya SS15

Carrefour Also Got!!!

We always go eated in outside restolan, mamak, etc... do you know inside carrefour also got?

The other day i tried carrefour in SS15 food court liao, top floor wan.

The food so so liao. But big portion. Vege also not much, meat also like so soggy. Maybe is ppl buka puasa, sapu all the nais food.

Nevermind, i go ambik a soggy fish (real soggy..flied, but wet), long beans, chili potatoes, and some papadam. The plice was RM5.60. I oso ordered teh o ais limau for RM1.40.

The suk part is, the LICE!!! The dem lice is also soggy! Imagine u eated not lice, not pollidge,... waffak!!!
Too many water putted in liao