Ninja Joe make up car burger leh

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here this time in one utama with gf.

I go to here coz wan finding thing in Daiso and eated thing.

Walk walk sure hunger got come and i say to gf we long

time not have eated ninja joe. I see there got so we go ok?

Is small place but not have people so ok la. Sure slow 

cooking and tasting good since no people no que.

Ok number got on skrin there calling me go take. Wokay lor

self serbis ma self serbis lor. See gf order the burger set got

come wid fries. I steal 1, i regret coz the fry i stealing is

soft and cold. The toy on top is my gf putted so can

let all you see how small the burger is. Soooo small but

sooooo expense.

This cup is 7up. Ah Wok like 7up. This 7up same like i 

kena at old town that day. No gas 1. Something not rite.

No gas 7up is like drinks sugar add water. Up car jor liddis.

Here Ah Wok try do burger unboxing. But fail coz i lazy

wan take many piks. Ah Wok come here is to eated, not

take unboxing of burger.

I order the teriyaki burger coz i like teriyaki sos. For 

all you dunno, teriyaki is japanis people sos come from

japan. Is not cip but oso not expense sos. In my burger

not have taste teriyaki and cannot see the sos. Again i tell

you something wrong here liao. Up car liao liddis.

Here i show u this kad is bigger than burger. Fuiyoh. 

Burger expensip but no need until liddis ah ? So kiam

meh ? Wan until liddis ah fren ?

This where i up car 99. You see, this place no people but 

probrem come when i eated 1 mouth. I straight spit out.

Ah Wok know if i eated 3 mouth Ah Wok will end up

hospital shit brix. Meat not full cooks. 

Outside is cook inside not cook. 

Teriyaki sos really cannot find. What this ? Sos oso

dun hap, burger oso outside cook inside not cook.

How settle liddis ? 

Ah Wok straight pull GF go elsewhere eated. Next few door

got the chu yuk yin noddle we go. If eated this konpirm will

shit brix and end up klinik 24 jam. 

I rugi money but better rugi some money than end up

hospital pay more money. Nowaday klinik and hospital

is expense place. This Ninja Joe also is expense place

that will make you shit brix. Burger not cook full and 7up

no gas and fries cold and sos dun hap. This my last time

come here liao. 

Ninja Joe

One Utama

LG floor i think, is somewhere down there la.

Strawberry Fields Cafe PJ State

A lot kids like to hang out here one. This is near the india cinema that used to be PJ State.

Kids nowadays love crappy food as long as can cuci mata see those young gal wear shorts and tight tops.

So I also go and try to cuci mata see some siham.

Oh my was i in for a cunnilary treat.

I order the fry mushroom. Taste like cardboard.

This is chiken maryland. no pisang. no sosej. just the maryland oni.
I starving liao so I manage to eated half before my stomach reject and i had to stop.


This is nice potato salad. the potato is dam hard i bet the knife they used to cut it blunt edi.

And the white goo is mayo+water. waffak man. this one is gooding to give ur enemy eated.

worse part is NO SIHAM! i wented that time dunno why very less gal in tight tops and short hot pants.

makahai waste my time i dulan went over pj de inn get some urut batin and settled.

Gutterfood International - THAILAND - A&W

Just when you thinking A&W oni sux

in Malaysia? Jew r so wrong!!!

It sux oso in Thailand!!!

The all Amerikan FUUUD.... saopei la

Their beef burger Moza. Look ok oni

Afer one bite, yuk...nothing spesial...

1 piece of moza meat there...the beef patty

is so thin also. Not enuf to filling my tummy

So i try another, fish burger.

Fish is NOT FRESH!!!

Got the smelly fishy smell!!!

But their packagine is nice liao.

Got handle for u to holding.

So no dirty your hand when u

puking on your food.

They oso have this fish fillet wif WAFFER?

It tasting weird la. First time eated

waffer wif FISH FILLET!!!

Normally eated wif icecream, but

this is eated wif fish liao.

Taste crunchy, and fishy same time.

Mix reaction liao. Dunno if i like it or hate it.

But definitely no wented there again.

A&W Ayuthaya
Thailand

Starbucks Jaya One

When you go starbucks, remember no order this...

The drink is suppose to be dragon fruit + kiwi

The result is COCKROACH smell.

I ask staff, they say "hahaha, its liddat wan"

TUNASING....

I feel like wan to go down and poke his pet pet

with my penknife.

Don order dis...or anything other than coffee.

If not u sure shitbrix.

Starbucks Jaya One

N3 07 04.6 E101 38 08.5

Gutterfood International - KFC China

Ok this my final gutterfood on China until i go to there

again. Here in Harbin, got many many KFC. China people

really like KFC i dunno why.

My gf and i eated this for breakfast in Harbin, China.

We order different burger. I like the chikin thigh so

again like in Mcdonald i go order this. They oni got

1 flavor and is spicy. So i try lor.

This my gf burger. Look shitbrix, tasting shitbrix.

This my burger. So small and so ..... not nais. Oh
and is super expense food. This one i think 1 mouth
can finish liao. But after eated this, u will drink 5 cup
water and 1 cup eno.

Because is order set, they come this. Is not like
coleslaws. Is differens. This i think is people use
to feed the pig. But here they gif me and my gf
eated this kind of thing. We not pig, we human.

This is their popcorn chiken. Is most failed shitbrix
food in their menu next to my super expense burger.
The chiken not like ours here. They are one is dry
and lousy and salty and oily. When u combo that
with their super soggy oily french fry, is confirm
shitbrix food.

Their popcorn chiken is also serve cold. Cold weather
and u ask me eat cold thing is fail la. I regret not have
order their spesial porridge. But when i see other people
not have finish, i dowan say anything.

This KFC becoz serve shitbrix food, they try another
type of marketing stratigi. They give u some
scratch and win kupon if u eated above RMB 50.
I scratch but i not have win anything.

Remember must avoid. No matter how hunger u are
go to supermarket buy thing eated is better than
here. Is lucky i bring eno with me. If no eno i think
i not able to shit.

KFC

Harbin

China

Gutterfood goes international - China Mcdonald part 2

I go China many many day so eated many many thing.

Oni shitbrix food i put inside this gutterfood blog.

Because i come to this China is cold cold place so i eated

more thing. Ngam ngam this Mcdonald near my hotel

but is not same as the other Mcdonald.

My gf and i order nuget and dunno wat burger. She

say wan try their nugget sos.

They gip 3 not same sos. 1 is garlic cili, 1 sweet

sour like ours here and the paket is tomato sos.

1 thing i learn is they not put expiry date but they
put manufactured date. I omost shitbrix when i
saw date and lucky i ask counter girl. If not i turn table
upside down oredi.

But this sos, is like chikin rice sos. Is veli fail.
Malaysia kaifan sos is more better than this.
Is confirm the lousy nugget veli soggy not go
well with this sos. The nugget is really not human
eated wan becoz they nugget is wet wet type and
they smell funny. I think is the oil they use.

This burger if u throw in sea, all fish will die.
Is actually small burger but inside burger is
not have meat tasting. Is oil tasting. Like the yau
char gwai oil. FuUuUuuuu ! Can fight smell with
chau taufu.

The french fry is always soft. I owiz have to gif to

dusbin wan. If i dip the french fry with the garlic cili,

my gf dowan kiss me anymore. She say i will tasting

bad and ask me not speaking anymore coz the cili sos

smell is kenot go off one. Lucky i smart bring my

portable tootbrush and darlie tootpaste.

The white color sos u see, is sour sour not like our

sos here. The super combo is old oil + funny tasting

sos + soft soft weird bread with duno what thing on top

then if u put some tomato sos, confirm is shitbrix

maximum. After 2 time try Mcdonald food in China

at 2 differen Mcdonald outlet summore, confirm

this is shitpense food. This place really really not

for human eated wan !

Mcdonalds

Harbin

China

McDonalds China is shitpense food

I wan say sorry for not able to writting fast. Is all thank

to my stupid pentium 3 computer hang kei after i install

and use the new microsop offis. Now i at cyber cafe typing

this coz my pentium 3 not want start anymore. I has a sad.

Yah, this is the shitbrix Mcdonald in China. Ah Nong not

allow take piktar but Ah Nong dun care. Must take gip

all u see.

I order the new set they got. Is RMB 20 for 1 burger
1 shake shake fries and 1 oren jus. RMB 20 is like RM10.

You see they gip me shake shake fry wid powder

paket, is actually suppose be the "ma lat" super spicy

but is actually salt. If you shake fry with that you will

shitbrix and drink 10 cup water after eated. And then

they gib me super hot oren jus. Who drink hot oren jus ?

Hot oren jus is not for human drink wan !

Then my burger come. Is expense burger coz i pay
RMB20 = RM 10 for this set. Is the chikin thigh burger
which not have the bone one. The burger is small size
wid egg make like benjo. The chikin meat is tasting
like 2 week old just come out from fridge.

I not joke, this is fail shitbrix expense burger.

They got gib me ketchup but i not dare use. I finish

burger in 2 mouth. You see my hand and size of burger

you know liao is small and expense. Our Mcdonald here

is 10 time better and our Mcdonald here oredi is shitbrix

quality. There even worse. Is shitbrix + expense.

Shitbrix + expense = shitpense.

After eated this i really shitpense.

Mcdonalds
Jilin
China

Amburgerrrrr & Wootbeerrrrr

Many many year i not have eated A&W oredi. So

i passing by this new A&W in SS2 there go in with

my gf. I telling her this A&W is means Amburger &

Wootbeer. She not have belip me.

Order wootbeer but is come no gas like kosong.

I is drink color sugar water oni.

Then i order this new thing on menu call double
fortune burger. They is want make like Mcdonald
prosperity burger except this one is shitbrix food.
The burger you see is have no taste and not look
good. I have to use many paket cili sos so can have
taste. That why you see the pikture got many paket
of cili sos. They oredi know is i will need using it.

My gf order this coz she is sked cannot eated finish

and if cannot eated finish is let me scold.
They say is light snak for tea time and price is not
cheap. Here they generous give me many cili sos

until is like flood. So i no nid open cili sos pakets coz

they sked i no energy open becoz of my burger.

My gf regret order this, the bun is dry and taste
like is 5 day old. The sosej is cold not becoz of air
cond but is becoz of not fry properly. The cheese
they give 1 slice but not have taste. The sos they
give so many until eat need use 2 paket tisu paper.

I dowan come here anymore. This A&W not for
human eated wan. My double fortune burger is
not set order so is RM8.50 not yet have tax. Is
expense food. Really shitbrix food i tell you.

A&W

SS2 PJ

N3 07.155 E101 37.368

Black Canyon serve rock not food, fakkau u!

i bringed my cousin go eated the Black Canyon Cafe in Summit USJ. so they write there the steak got free sup so we ma order the steaks.

my cousin she order the chicken with gravy noddles, turn out is cantonis hor fun wif one piece of chicken brest on teh side.


i order the beef steak, arrive looks good... yummy


then i cutted the steak, i order medium well, came out super well. is so dry and hard!


no taste also the sos on top is for show, no tasty one. i eated few mouthful and surrender liao. fed up

then my cousin also try to cut the chicken brest, she say is hard like rock! at the end she left the whole piece. she given me a piece i try to eateding, felt like tasting the dried cardboard.


so i tell the kapten is no good, he say kitchen misunderstand , sorry. thats all.

then i say good, i also misunderstand on the bill. i pay u RM5 cos i dun understand wat u writing on the bill. then he show me cock face.

last last i pay rm53 for the above shit. i fakkau u , black canyon sucks!