Ninja Joe make up car burger leh

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here this time in one utama with gf.

I go to here coz wan finding thing in Daiso and eated thing.

Walk walk sure hunger got come and i say to gf we long

time not have eated ninja joe. I see there got so we go ok?

Is small place but not have people so ok la. Sure slow 

cooking and tasting good since no people no que.

Ok number got on skrin there calling me go take. Wokay lor

self serbis ma self serbis lor. See gf order the burger set got

come wid fries. I steal 1, i regret coz the fry i stealing is

soft and cold. The toy on top is my gf putted so can

let all you see how small the burger is. Soooo small but

sooooo expense.

This cup is 7up. Ah Wok like 7up. This 7up same like i 

kena at old town that day. No gas 1. Something not rite.

No gas 7up is like drinks sugar add water. Up car jor liddis.

Here Ah Wok try do burger unboxing. But fail coz i lazy

wan take many piks. Ah Wok come here is to eated, not

take unboxing of burger.

I order the teriyaki burger coz i like teriyaki sos. For 

all you dunno, teriyaki is japanis people sos come from

japan. Is not cip but oso not expense sos. In my burger

not have taste teriyaki and cannot see the sos. Again i tell

you something wrong here liao. Up car liao liddis.

Here i show u this kad is bigger than burger. Fuiyoh. 

Burger expensip but no need until liddis ah ? So kiam

meh ? Wan until liddis ah fren ?

This where i up car 99. You see, this place no people but 

probrem come when i eated 1 mouth. I straight spit out.

Ah Wok know if i eated 3 mouth Ah Wok will end up

hospital shit brix. Meat not full cooks. 

Outside is cook inside not cook. 

Teriyaki sos really cannot find. What this ? Sos oso

dun hap, burger oso outside cook inside not cook.

How settle liddis ? 

Ah Wok straight pull GF go elsewhere eated. Next few door

got the chu yuk yin noddle we go. If eated this konpirm will

shit brix and end up klinik 24 jam. 

I rugi money but better rugi some money than end up

hospital pay more money. Nowaday klinik and hospital

is expense place. This Ninja Joe also is expense place

that will make you shit brix. Burger not cook full and 7up

no gas and fries cold and sos dun hap. This my last time

come here liao. 

Ninja Joe

One Utama

LG floor i think, is somewhere down there la.

Old Town again until my IQ also drop and i up car

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here this time wants telling you i 

again the up car at old town white kopi place but at Paradigm Mall

kelana jaya there. This time abit more got spesial coz

my IQ drop many point down by come here.

I up car so many time at old town white kopi until

i not have enuf finger and toe to count liao. 

Ah Wok supposing meet fren here at shoppin kompreks

but he not yet have come so i call him on hanfon. 

Tut Tut Tut he piking up and we chat but i scolding.

Me: Where are now ?

Mr A: I on way

Me: Where eated ? Where sit me ?

Mr A: Old town white kopi up floor there

Me: %$#!$%#^%^#&#^#&#$%%%$#^

Mr A: Fast 55 1 la ok 1 i telling you

Me: &@%^%$^%#&^*^$&^#^^%@

Mr A: U last time $#!%#$ now still liddat meh?

Me: Old town i up many car until now i dowan up jor

Mr A: $#!%!$#%$%@# old town la

Me: $#@!%#%$%#$%^#%&@^ u like la

Fon end. So i walking in old town kopi there i up car

so many time i go in sure my IQ drop some more. What to

do my fren wan so ok lor u win all liao lor.

I see menu got new thing so i order. Pan mee konlou 1 plate

then order the set come with 7up. Ok since i up car here b4

better i order 2 thing. So i order the egg toast just in case

pan mee up car so must have bekup. Ah Wok use smarts.

Wah liauuuu noddle come dun look like pan mee. Why

they cooking with half boil egg ??????

Who got eated pan mee half boil egg ? I dunno why

got half boil egg my IQ straight drop 10 point. Last time i

go to pusat sain negala there i testing my IQ got 27 point

total. Now drop 10 more i left back got 18 point i think. Ah Wok

mathematik not so good so i round up the number. But why why

why is half boil egg 1 ???? 

I zoom in for all you see propery. Is Half boil egg wei !

The noddle i tell u is so soft until lam pek pek liddat who 

wan eated this ? Eated liao konpirm shit brix !!!!!

I eated 2 bite i leave it. 

This is bekup order my egg toast. The kaya is so lousy taste 

like expire kaya. The egg toast u see the piktur that all i eated.

I not dare eated anymore after brix also cannot shit. This taste

like marjerin burn liao those thing.

Ah Wok IQ drop, stomak also got hunger, bill also expense

not eated but still have to pay. 7up also come no more gas 1.

If 7up no buble no gas means is not nais to drink. I up many

car here jor this one must be last up car if not i really not many

IQ point left and brix oso kenot shitted. 

Old Town White Coffee

Paradigm Mall

Up floor there

OIC from perak come open here liao

Ah Wok welkam all to new place here the Aman Suria there.

Here many parking and many shop here to eated but i go here

with my gf and her frens becoz this place new open.

I go parking i saw got snow white and dwarf patung at

the outside. I also got see they write sainbod say is 

buffet stimbot. I ask my gf why stimbod in afternoon when

is hot ? My gf say her fren wan come here so we teman.

Free food not Ah Wok pay is ok. 

So go in look menu got many thing all is the char chan teng style.

Ok, time to order. My gf and her frens all order duck thing noddle.

I need abit cili so i order nasi lemak coz the nasi lemak got 

the logo beside is got the 2 hand show up sign.

Lemme starting by tell all here this place is self serbis order.

Is like other kopitiam place where u take paper and pen and 

write down numbers. But this place more special they up 1

other kopitiam. After u finish writes the thing u want u have

go counter there line up and pay money first. 

Why ? Coz they dowan u shitbrix and complain many many

and then later dont pay. They want u pay first, shitbrix then

 GTFO. So here my resit.

Serbis good. 5 minit after give money then the drink come.

See water kaler know is honey lemon. can see but cannot

taste the honey or the lemon. Is for good look oni 1.

Teh peng kurang manis become teh peng kau manis.

 Here mebbe is still new so not full house still many place sit.

Air cond also is cold and furniture new new 1. 

Got sofa also fuUuUUUUU. The sofa sit many people 1.

I keep look around walk around until the food finally come.

But not my food is my gf and her fren food. Not good sign

becoz nasi lemak is faster to making than duck noddle but noddle

come first. Jialat lorrrrrrr

You see the sup is funny kaler. My gf order this and say this 

shitbrix. Cham lor pay oredi kenot make noise liao.

This my gf fren order 1. Eated until liddat then ask me to

help finish. U crazy ah ? Wan share thing also is early early

before u start eated then u ask la, why waits until u eated

half then ask me finid the other half ? Somemore if nais

is will eated all. This one konpirm sure shitbrix.

Becoz i man i go rejek her.

My latseiliama finally got come. One thing u all can see is

every bowl and plate here all is love heart shape. This place

for people in lub not for place for people to hungry.

This not really romantik becoz if i wan romantik i will bring my

gf go to tasik titiwangsa at nite. That is romantik, not love

shape bowl and plate with gutterfood.

So u see the cili sambai is yucky, the jiken is dry, got acat i 

no eat acat and the ikan bilis no head 1. Even my rice also

is heart shape. I wish u all spend more time cooking and 

making this got better taste than waste time decorate

my latseilliama. If liddis is 2 hand up then those got no hand

sign means is super shitbrix ? 

Lucky i not pay this time but still the food go into my

stamak i kesian my stamak have to eated all, shitbrix.

My gf fren say next time come here eated the stimbot 

but i quick say i rejek, i go kepong eated stimbot better

coz femes there. 

To me the menu u choose got the hand sign is better

than the no hand sign. 2 hand sign is my latseiliama

but oredi is shitbrix so u still will come here eated or not ?

OIC cafe/buffet steamboat

Aman Suria PJ

N3 07.263 E101 35.699

Jiken Lice At Tesco Ara Damansara is worstest in the world champion

Ni Hao! Ah Wok today telling u this is worstest chicken

rice in the world ! Even Esquire Kitchen also lose to this.

This place here is Tesco Ara Damansara food kot. This place new

open not too long ago 1. Table chair all new and parking free 

and many place parking and sitting.

 So i first time come here eated wid my gf cause we need

buy many thing in tesco and very litle time to shopping.

Lunchtime come liao straight order then sit down eated.

I like jiken rice. Is nais stuff but this jiken rice is full of fails.

If you got look closely the sos very red kaler 1. If u spread it out 

properly it will pinkish pinkish. Look the side of my plate 

near the rice there. It become from red kaler become pink kaler.

FUuUUUUUuuuuUUUU!

 Ok here is what my gf order. See also this chap fan also no mood

jor. Not cheap yo ! I forgot how much paying and resit oredi

wet is from my drink spill.

 Ok come back to the shitbrix jiken rice first. Must investigate like 

CSI. See why the sos can turn kaler and why the jiken taste so weird.

Is really bad jiken. The taste i tell you ah like nothing you ever taste

before in this world 1. I cannot jipsau this kind of taste 1. 

MAHEM! Look is pink paint ! No wonder la !

Zoom in abit more for all you see. 

FUIYOH ! Pink paint and then i taking the wet tisu wipe also

come pink kaler ! WEI WHAT 7 YOU USE TO MAKE 

THIS JIKEN RICE WEI ??????

PLEASE SIRIM GO KOLOS THEM DOWN NAO! 

WHERE CAN LIKE THIS!

I no eated jiken rice can change kaler before. Give u also u dont wanted

also la. I really ah, got poison inside my tummy jor. How la liddis ?

Why use pink kaler paint wei ? Is jiken rice only, so hard to make meh ?

PINK WEI PINKKKKKK! Hailat lor liddis. I really regret come here.

Not only sked u, but this confirm make u shitbrix. I have to flush

with many tin of 100plus and when i poopoo i sked to see if pink kaler 

got come out or not. 

Warning, this place the jiken rice dont come here eated !

Is really not for human eated 1. i 10000% confirm u come

here u ownself ask for probrem. If you see Ah Wok start

writting this blog in pink kaler then u know the poison

go inside my body oredi and finish liao.

Food Court (Jombali)

Tesco Ara Damansara

Yunlai Huat is got make you no huat i gerenti u

Ni hao ! Ah Wok again here come show u dimsum that not for human

eated 1. This place in ara damansara last time the NZX femes place there

but since is dead place i tot this place also dead but i see a few table

got people so i go in with my gf try.

This place got parking cause is got no people come.

Syiok i tell you.

But only the parking is easy find is good thing. The rest all here not good

thing. Is bad news. All you see is make u shitbrix. The siew mai is hard. 

The xiu lung bao is just xiu. And the sup inside the xiu lung bao oredi

is become dry coz somewhere got hole so all come out. QC fail jor. 

Then come this chee cheong fun. i like chee cheong fun but not this 1 here.

I tell you ah this kicap also is just water and salt and kaler. More watery

than water lah. Then the char siew is really smell funny. Taste funny also.

This one u eated liao can straight bekam vegetalian liao.

This one special they say herbal thing fish ball dunno what. I got bad 

luck eated at the euyansang place in midvalley now i kena this. Aiyah

what man. herbal smell got, herbal taste no hap. If u think this herbal 

smell is nice u is not right somewhere. 

 Ok, this the hilite of this blog post. I order char siew rice coz the 

char siew in my chee cheong fun is shitbrix. This one also same. 

The rice is normal, made with planta. Planta smell very strong very kau.

I no like the planta smell. Then the char siew is few piece oni. 

Look i eated few piece char siew but still got many rice. How la liddat ?

U all so kiamsiap until need liddis meh ? Give la less rice or more char siew

See also know oredi is not balan la!  

Ah Wok finish char siew liao. Now Ah Wok eat fishball with planta rice.

Aijohhhhhh so cham.

oh and taste really shitbrix.

This the loh mai kai. Dun order this oso. You sure shitbrix. i gerenti.

The egg tat also u dun order. Is i think 5 day old liao. 

 You see the ais i order. They no give me the kiapkiap metal thing.

They no even gib spoon. If i use hand later my gf scold me say i from

jungle come 1 la, no manners la. So i use Ah Wok special teknik from 

my left side of the brain and steal my neighbor table mia soya sos

plate and use as spoon to kiap the ais. 

My bill without the char siew rice. They purposely gimme another

bill for the char siew rice. I pay also no syiok coz i eated funny thing

with bad taste, bad serbis and bad everything.

Why you even do bisnes i also dunno. U wan serbis u serbis properly la.

Everytime i see this piktar of char siew rice make me not want char

siew rice anymore. So sad have to be charsiewfishball planta rice. 

I no come back here again with my gf. EVER! 

Yunlai Huat

Ara Damansara

NZX

60's people use chili oil like it's free one

Ah Kiang now no more working in Sinjiapor liao, back to PJ where the shitbrix food is not so many one. But today when Ah Kiang wented for lunch at Seapark he saw the oiliest curry mee ever!

This curry mee is at the 60's Teo Chew Noodle restaurant, the one where many many OL and OB (office boys) go for lunch eated. They ran out of handmade double egg noodle, HOW KEN! It's their specialty and they never make more?? I has a skeptical liao. I see up and down left and right the menu and no see anything interesting. No choice loh, call curry mee.
You see the oil Ah Kiang hardworkingly scoop up after finishing the noodle. Is took 15 minutes OK! I think I can go be offshore oil and gas engineer hahahahaha.
This restaurant is actually quite ok if you eated the other things. And they also sell nais ice cream batangs at RM1, the durian one is gooding. But the curry mee ah, if you like scooping oil then you order loh. Ah Kiang say oily means oily™.