Old Town again until my IQ also drop and i up car

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here this time wants telling you i 

again the up car at old town white kopi place but at Paradigm Mall

kelana jaya there. This time abit more got spesial coz

my IQ drop many point down by come here.

I up car so many time at old town white kopi until

i not have enuf finger and toe to count liao. 

Ah Wok supposing meet fren here at shoppin kompreks

but he not yet have come so i call him on hanfon. 

Tut Tut Tut he piking up and we chat but i scolding.

Me: Where are now ?

Mr A: I on way

Me: Where eated ? Where sit me ?

Mr A: Old town white kopi up floor there

Me: %$#!$%#^%^#&#^#&#$%%%$#^

Mr A: Fast 55 1 la ok 1 i telling you

Me: &@%^%$^%#&^*^$&^#^^%@

Mr A: U last time $#!%#$ now still liddat meh?

Me: Old town i up many car until now i dowan up jor

Mr A: $#!%!$#%$%@# old town la

Me: $#@!%#%$%#$%^#%&@^ u like la

Fon end. So i walking in old town kopi there i up car

so many time i go in sure my IQ drop some more. What to

do my fren wan so ok lor u win all liao lor.

I see menu got new thing so i order. Pan mee konlou 1 plate

then order the set come with 7up. Ok since i up car here b4

better i order 2 thing. So i order the egg toast just in case

pan mee up car so must have bekup. Ah Wok use smarts.

Wah liauuuu noddle come dun look like pan mee. Why

they cooking with half boil egg ??????

Who got eated pan mee half boil egg ? I dunno why

got half boil egg my IQ straight drop 10 point. Last time i

go to pusat sain negala there i testing my IQ got 27 point

total. Now drop 10 more i left back got 18 point i think. Ah Wok

mathematik not so good so i round up the number. But why why

why is half boil egg 1 ???? 

I zoom in for all you see propery. Is Half boil egg wei !

The noddle i tell u is so soft until lam pek pek liddat who 

wan eated this ? Eated liao konpirm shit brix !!!!!

I eated 2 bite i leave it. 

This is bekup order my egg toast. The kaya is so lousy taste 

like expire kaya. The egg toast u see the piktur that all i eated.

I not dare eated anymore after brix also cannot shit. This taste

like marjerin burn liao those thing.

Ah Wok IQ drop, stomak also got hunger, bill also expense

not eated but still have to pay. 7up also come no more gas 1.

If 7up no buble no gas means is not nais to drink. I up many

car here jor this one must be last up car if not i really not many

IQ point left and brix oso kenot shitted. 

Old Town White Coffee

Paradigm Mall

Up floor there

Shit Brix Maggi Goreng at Paramount Mamak

First, what the ffffuuuuu. My gutterfood team mate bought microsoft office and his english is so good so fast faster than the tiger woods' gf come out liao. Then why I go wasted money attend class?? Haiyo next time I will send my post to him let him checking my grammer and speling liao. Ah Kiang say bye bye to class!

That day we the whole team went to Paramount the very femes road side mamak. Neh, that one that got sell nasi lemak ayam goreng and said to be the first mamak to sell indomie goreng one. If you don't know then you fail jor loh.

I dunno why but that night I wanted to eated maggi goreng more than nasi lemak. Then when the maggi goreng reached and I eated 1 mouth I realized I up car jor. The bricks already queuing to come out liao but luckily I tahan till we go back the car. The maggi goreng is like no goreng like that. I think they too used to mixing indomie now they also do the maggi like indomie! You see picture also know! They mix with soya sauce only!

This is indomie. Compare with that maggi goreng, is 80% similar! But this is 50% shit brix.

Then the mee goreng also can go to hell. I see my friend expression when he eated i also know it's shit brix food. I have six sense when it comes to detecting shit brix. After that he rage and shouted "KNN not human eat one!!!!" The oil also spit out. I no dare talking him after that, Ah Kiang sked.

And so you know la, Paramount mamak is only good for nasi lemak and fried chicken. Other than that the noodles are probably fail one. Even if you top up with the nice fried chicken also no use because if u mix abalone with shit it still taste like shit. You must trusted me simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.

Bak Chor Mee is confirm not human food

Oh hi gutterfood readers. Long time no post here because AhKiang went to attend English course. After 1.5 months I now can typing more proper English liao. Tutor said many improves and I is feels happiness. My recent grammar test I got 37/100! If u has sense my English has improving and wanting to join my class do leave a comment. OK back to gutter shit brix food.

Near my office got a big food court where i always eated there. Inside the big food court got 1 bak chor mee stall selling what people say is the best bak chor mee in the food court because there's only 1 food court near my office and the food court got only 1 bak chor mee stall so do you see how many senses it make. I ordered 1 bowl from the auntie and from the look is a bit tastiness because the noodles has quite springy. But when I smelling smelling it I shat brix through my nose. Got VINEGAR!!! Again! Got many many inside! FFFUUUUUUUU

After finish shit brix through my nose I went back to aunty asking her why you putted vinegar? Is no tasty already! Then she said "WOKAYYYY you should tell me if you no want vinegar then i no put it for you. I make another bowl for you!" I got a little syok inside thinking I got another bowl free but then i shit brix through my eyes when i saw she putting many many spoons of ketchup into my next to shit brix bak chor mee. I wanted to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU on the spot.

So there I got 2 bowls of bak chor mee I didn't eated. 1 bowl got many vinegar and another got many tomato sos. It will be the last time i will eated bak chor mee because after this i can confirm it is shit brix no human allowed food. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.