Saturday, March 20, 2010

Penang imposter go sau pei lah

Welcome again to another penang gutterfood that is not in
penang area fail place thread thing. The title is long and i
post this at cybercafe again coz my friend comp need restart
coz too keng play the left 4 dead 2 until hang kei.

This is Seri Penang. The worst penang food you can ever
pay to eated in a place not in penang. This place really
con people money. Let Ah Wok explain to you why.

This is my drink. I very thirst so i order 2. Ice lemon tea
is to drink after i finish food. Chinese tea ice is to drink
now. Price of chinese tea ice, RM 1.80. Fuahhhhhh
Tai Thong baru cas people RM 1 unlimited refill.
What so special about this chinese tea ice until RM 1.80 ?
Is the taste. When you drink this tea is taste ....... nothing !
That why so special. No taste for RM 1.80. Is like water but
with some color.

This is penang lobak in seri penang. Is fail coz the meat
is not gooding, size is small, price is expense, and cili sos
is weird taste of limau and kari powder. At side of my lobak
is some acar thing that look like shit with nuts on top.

People serve lobak is with ginger slice or with century egg !
Where got people serve lobak with acar ? Lobak already is
fail here, the acar make it worst !!!!! Fuahhhh i so angry
i want turn the table upside down but because this place
got many security guard i not dare to do funny thing.

I order main meal is this recommended penang prawn noddle.
The bowl is shape funny to make it difficult to eated. The taste, is
so bad until i regret order after it come. Since here not serve pork,
they use chicken meat. And gimme 1 prawn which is not fresh and
baru come out from freezer. How i know ? Coz the kangkung
also come out from freezer. Is cold.

Brudder, my bowl so big, GIVE LA MORE PRAWN !!!
1 prawn is like so yam gung. If can u take back my 1/2 egg
and gimme more prawn coz i order prawn noddle NOT
egg noddle !!!! Talk about this summore i also fire hot.

Shitbrix food, shitbrix price, shitbrix place.
You see the resit ? Is write for 2 people.
I dunno who is other 1 but i know i sit alone with
my nintendo box on the chair. Cina teh ais RM 1.80 ....
Hahahahaha i water fish.
Fail prawn noddle with 1 prawn and no taste = RM 9.90
Failed chicken lobak RM 7.90.
Charge me serbis cas summore and still got
write at resit Tips : 0.00

Who give tips here is big big water fish. If no security
guard around i oredi turn table lor ! Summore got
write thank you please come again in resit.
Better you write thank you water fish, tomoro come again
and be water fish.


Seri Penang
Atria Damansara Jaya
N3 07.637 E101 37.013

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

halo, welkum bek. i tot ju no write gutterfud anymo cos all ju ated is heavenfud, lol.

Marsha Maung said...

i eat here iz ok wor.... :-)

Anonymous said...

Wah.. better dun humiliate the name of Penang with these kind of food and price!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mr Goldman ! This is food forum. No selling things, pls go somewhere !

Nine don,t click with eight.

Anonymous said...

i like this blog...bookmarked...

people who cannot cook need to seriously stop opening restaurants...selangor is overloaded with shitty restaurant and shitty food...not to mention expensive...

to all the contributor...i salute u all!

Anonymous said...

noodle bowl shape like toilet bowl confirm shitty food

Anonymous said...

wei unker wad happen lolyat.net?

Sammy said...

no shame, sor hai, open shop sell food, no other name, say Penang shop. Mah P**i, where the shop, I bring Pg ppl wif parang and chop the chao cheb*i owner!

Thx for highlighting these conmen, I nearly go until read yr blog. kam sia!

spenser said...

just want to say ur blog damn funny.

Anonymous said...

1 month no new post...eated too much gutter food until die aredi ah ?

minchow said...

I love you, I really really do!! You put all the other food blogs out there to shame!

Anonymous said...

I saport u. This food is lousy. Buay tahan !!!

skull-fire said...

broo nice blog i enjoy reading the shit brix stuff u write haha just a suggestion...add some google ads or nuffnang to earn some cash i think ur fan base is getting bigger and visitor rates are increasing as days go by.

Anonymous said...

omg.. i love ur blog.. u rock..
keep it up..
we support u!!!