Shogun Japanis Buffet One Utama - The foundation of upcar-ness

Da jia hao, i is Ah Kambing, i very long time no upcar already, maybe becos i got pray to guan yin ma, so i no upcar. But this time, i was forced upcar. Forced upcar ok, not i go upcar. So pilipala pilipala, i was forced to go lunchie in Shogun Japanis buffet at one utama shopping mall center.

I stepped in, i sit and i watch what the auntie took. I tell u what, this is very important when u eating in a buffet restaurant. U want to know what food is the best, u have to check with the auntie. But that time not many auntie, i was very hungry liao so i go pick the food.

This is salmon sashimi, i very like salmon sashimi. Ok la, the salmon sashimi still ok wan, but i very scare the sashimi got undead worm so i use my handphone torch light to scan scan to see if the salmon got any worm but lucky no have any worm so i kiap many and eat with wasabi. SHIOK

This is non smelly ham yu, in case you don't know cantonese, i let u know this is non smelly version of half dried salted fish. They were like sitting on their plate for daysss. I no dare to take because i saw my auntie friend make a puking face after she ate one of this hamyu.

This is squid sashimi, i first time see the squid sashimi in literally white color. Very white color liao weh, u cook liao or not i don't know but they also same like the hamyu, sitting on the plate very long liao so i also no pick.

This is half dried maguro sashimi. My friend very sakai like that, when he saw this maguro sashimi he very loud and say wui, got beef wui. I immediately give him facepalm. Wui sakai, you standing in front of a sashimi bar where got beef one.

This is the sushi bar, all the maki maki rice roll you can have there. All also very dry and not fresh ,  i don't why maybe i go for lunch buffet and these were the leftover of the night before.

This oyster i tell you, very strong oyster. You can smell the oyster smell from far far away. The oyster like frozen for thousand years and very busuk la weh. I don't know if the oysters kena froze and unfroze and froze and unfroze for thousand times or what la but the smell is like the giant longkang besides sunway putra mall lo. 

I saw buddha jump over the wall, i take a bowl because i want to have something hot. I stir stir i no see any buddha. Eh, you don't 38. We author in this blog are not all bodo crab and joker, ok. Except ah wok maybe? i don't know. Ok, i took a bowl of this buddha jump over the wall. Got abalone slices la, got many fried fish maw and sea cucumber. But the soup taste like the water use to wash off the oilyness of fried fish maw.

There is nothing i can eat i very beh tahan i very hungry so i go kiap those fresh ingredient and ask the abang to cook teppanyaki for me. Fuuu, i can confirm shogun and saisaki are brother and brother, they both use the same sweet sauce. You know why i know or not? It's because the sweet sauce is 4896 sweet. 

I took this from a pot called supreme clam soup. This is not clam soup la this is the water they use to wash off the sands or dirt from the clam la. The clams still got many sands and fishy smell. 

This is fried pumpkin prawn. The pumpkin taste like sweet potato, the whole thing very dry very floury, very weird taste. The sweet potato already dried and taste like 2 days ago mashed potato without gravy but the prawn is ok, still elastic.

I cincai eat till i half full i go up GSC cinema there get the waffle eat till full full. From now on, no one can force ah kambing to step in Shogun anymore. NO MORE.

Shogun Japanese Buffet Restaurant One Utama

Podgy & The Banker + suckssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hello people, long time no see. It's actually a good thing that I don't see you all because that means Ah Kiang never up car. Ah Wok recently always ask me, "eh, please go update gutterfood" I said, "you chi sin ah, that means I have to up car!" Uol tell me la, what fren is this?

Well, after so many months of avoiding up car food, today Ah Kiang finally up jor.

Ah Kiang brought his lovely waifu (I BET YOU ALL DUNNO I MERRID DY, so girls, pls, no sadding, still many trees out there ya) to a high krass place call Verve Shops at Mont Kiara. How do you say Verve? ver-veh, ve-ruff? Damn kwailos like to give a san ka la place kwailo name just to make it high class and more expense.

Ah Kiang actually quite in, he has instagram although you should know right, it's only used for occassions like this. But sometimes he need to balance his huelings after looking at own up car shit brix pics, he need to see some pretty girls pang pua liap, coffee with 90 degree shot from standing up chair, and some bitch beach photos.

I akcelli notice this porgie and the kanina for a long time liao, because hor, people like to take pics of their kopi beside the window, on the chair, on the floor, put the kopi on the table then lie on the floor to take upskirt style. I thought should be ok lah if not why else they do so many things? Siao ah.

I think I talk too much. So here's the chicken chop. I think because recently gov announce oil price drop again, so they very happy and use more oil to fry my chicken. I very thankful la to be honest but then you see the chicken, the skin not crunchy like mamee monster liao.

Nah, close up shot just for you all. I also know how to instagram with nice angle one ok. From here you can see how oily and how watery the so called fried chicken chop is. Other instagram ppl can't do that, but AH KIANG CAN!

OK lah, Ah Wok, you happy liao now?

podgy n the banker +

verve shops, mont kiara

Good Home bakuteh sell kangen thing

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here. My gf and me go this up car place

ss23 taman sea there to eated this up sai bakuteh place but

they special not bakuteh, is special water.

See see got some human come muz be ok jor. I tell u ah,

my eye very sharp 1. I tell my gf, u see the banting, is sell

water filter. They not business eated bakuteh, sure is sell

filter sistem 1. See oso i sked leh, not good liao wei.

I tell my gf, why not we go next door more safe, but she

say try la. Everytime try is end up Ah Wok need write

thing in here. Haih !

Menu come. Bakuteh is dirty place eated oni nais. Here they

wash your bak for u in their special filter kangen water with

super geng chau PH dunno wat alkaline water. Wat is

alkaline water ? I work car worksyop b4 i know is for put

battery. Why u use clean and cook my bakuteh ? Alkaline

is for put battery not for put bakuteh leh.

Order lor, hunger oredi so fast eated can go else place. Wah

come oredi regret. Taste weird 1. Is that special water PH too 

special for me and my gf. Up car lehhhh!

This bakuteh no taste, very weak very beh sai very not

kick. And is very little coz small. No pass. Not for 

human eated Ah Wok gerenti lu.

Inside menu the taufu got fishball side. This dun hap. I kenot

brain but my gf say faster eats faster can go. I think they

wash this taufu wid kangen special PH magic water. I got suspek

the kicap oso is use kangen special PH magic water healing

+agi 200 +dex 200 + hp 300 + mana 1000

The lady finger oso confirm is use kangen special magic

PH water clean and cook coz is lembik lembik like the

taufu jor. The restoran taukeh must be trying this magic

water too powerful for this until can fail. If vege can fail

the rest all no need say 1. Confirm u not for human

eated 1 this place. The bill i dowan show sked all pengsan

then later the boss will sell u magic kangen water dunno 

PH special thing.

Restoran Good Home

SS23/11 New Taman Sea

N3 07.047 E101 36.814

Sentul Curry House

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here today tell all people that this

Sentul Curry House is not for human eated 1. 

This restoran really shitbrix until i 3d2n camp my toilet bowl.

And is not cheap.

My fren is bring me come here eated. I tot is got banana

leaf rice eat kari but no. Is plate. I see oredi i know sure

up car oredi but he say this must try femes thing.

I taking the fish something and then some something

and others things. Lucky i stop taking coz is not nais.

This fish thing dunno wat is got the fish hard skin and

got many bone 1. Many bone until is like eated the fish

from China liddat. 

U see the pic below is the fukua fry thing. Is femes thing

all banana leaf must take. This one u take u ownself rugi.

Is not nais, is salty and not krak krak type. Is lembik the

lau fung type for ppl no teef eated 1.

My fren fry jiken is very fail. Sure la, u take 10 week old jiken

and then fry of coz is up car la. The papadem oso lembik lau

fung liao. U dip wat kari oso no use. Here the kari is i think 

come from oganik shop those kind. No taste 1.

 My bill i think liddis few thing add some water is RM40+

Remember, if u die die wan come here eated shitbrix

thing, is u ownself rugi. 

Sentul Curry House

Sentul there somewhere

Yong Tat Teluk Gong UP UP CAR!

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here, my intehnet still sot sot so i 

must fastering type so not putus so many and make

me fire boil kau kau.

My gf frens bring us to here in Teluk Gong. Is very far inside and

got no light. All is dark dark and road like shit. The road suddenly

got bum and hole so will make car spoil fast 1. I tot go eated coconut

flower place, her fren continue drive until deep deep like going another

country jor.

We order this standard dish. Is lala bihun black sos. Becoz my

camera not so good, i not zoom in to show u the fail lala bihun

but i can tell u is dry until eated like keropok liddat. This bihun

need skill coz some got cook and some no cooked. I no skill

eated this kind of noddle.

This is special dish the thief boss lady rekomen. Is fish.

Nobody can know is fish unless see the gigi up top near the 

plate there. U all no see coz u all trying to see wat sos this.

I tell u all ah, dun waste time. I eated also i dunno wat sos

this. I oni remember it give me shitbrix. 

Where got ppl cooking until got gigi fish and laosai kaler

sos ??? U all tell me la.

Come sifud restoran must order crab. Peeple say is Klang femes

crab. Wat femes i dunno, is not the sos. Kenot be the crab oso

femes coz the crab small. Izit femes for small ? or taste shitbrix ?

I know many restoran gib the loti is fry 1. This restoran is

top klass, give gardenia and then stim. Thief aunty boss say

eated loti dip sos. I see sos oso wan run u ask me dip loti in

sos ? This loti is eated with butter and kaya! NOT EATED

WITH SHITBRIX SOS WEI THIEF AUNTY BOSS !

Come i show u another pic of weird fish in weird sos.

See u all dare eated or not.

Sifud restoran order fish, order crab, prawn oso is must. 

Here we order is we ownself rugi. 

Fry prawn salt  My gf eated that time suden shout like ghost

go up body. I tot is normal becoz we deep inside kampung place

so maybe got the dirty thing kacau her.

Manatau she point point for me see and scold me some more.

Look the prawn head i put 1 side for all to enjoy.

Prawn got oni 2 eye. 

I zoom in summore give u all see wat the black black thing with leg.

Nah, can see or not ? Fry lalat with prawn. Is not the lalat

jump in die. Is the prawn is fry with lalat. WTF thief aunty boss !

How can is kah liu liddis ? 

Gib all u see 1 more time the crab and gardenia loti.

I normally eated 3 bowl rice. This time, 2 spoon i gib up.

Ah Wok sked jor. Confirm up car liao confirm shitbrix liao.

Why i call her thief aunty boss? The aunty very bad 1. I call

her ask her which thing she cook is for human eated 1. She kenot

answer. Then i say the prawn head lalat how settle? She black face.

U black face coz u still wan cas me ? U siao boh ???? U make

me and my gf shitbrix up car and u still ask me eated the

prawns ? All please better not come this place. Weekend

we come is empty 1. No wonder empty. Up car like mad. 

Nothing here is for human eated 1. Really up car big time.

Prawn lalat still want to cas ppl meh? Wan liddis meh ? 

RM 300 is i need working 2 syif many month ok. Haihz.

For SCSY!

Restoran Yong Tat

Teluk Gong

Klang.

Restoran LYF dunno if sg buloh or kota damansala but dont matter lah

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Gutterfood Goes International - Sanya CoCoNuT

Ni hao ! Ah Wok here. I ownself steal opis time

write this so i must fast write if not boss catch me

will fry my sotong 99. 

Last year i go wid my gf to Sanya in China. There i

end up at mostest shitbrix place in the world. All people

tell me Sanya is beauty place with many thing but expense.

Now that Ah Wok and gf oredi here, we is tell you that

Sanya is femes for coconut. Their coconut is so femes

that when i buy at RM 12 for 1 coconut i confirm i rugi

and up car big time jor. I go jaya grocer buy even more

cheap and with pandan summore.

So we end up here this place sell all full coconut food.

Is femes hotel, so femes until google oso dun work coz

China block all liao. 

Menu is power man. U see properly all name is like

come from heaven 1. All dish is got coconut. 

Here i introduce u the shitbrix coconut sup thing.

U drink this u ownself rugi. Meat and coconut dun

go together 1. Just cannot la.

Here is some funny things. All funny things got some

coconut on it or in it. Very coconuti.

This salad. Is fruit salad with coconut lups. The white

square thing u see i call as lups is coconut lups. The

sos is mayonis. Very jelak after u eated few lups liao

and u will feel u oredi too much coconut liao.

This is kari kai. Although u not see coconut, but is the santan

that is from coconut. Look like someone laosai and it taste

even worse than look. The potato is like just put in. Not yet 

cook 1. Very shitbrix i tell u. 

This is bestest coconut dish ever to make u coconut

power up level 9000. Coz when u fry the kacang, u

expect taste like kacang. No! U is wrong ! Here the 

kacang is taste coconut. The biskut outside is oso

taste like coconut. If u wan full combo coconut,

this dish is full combo coconut. 

Vege is very special. The vege got fry with some wet wet

coconut. If u zoom in piktar u can see the coconut they spoon

out still wet wet got coconut chups on it. Then when they

fry this vege, they coconut jus kau it. If u asking me wat

this tasting, i tell u is coconut. 

This piktar is take after 12 ppl eated. As you can see still

got many thing left can feed whole kampung 1. Human

body not take coconut too many coz will many probrem

when shitbrix that time. 

Welcome to fish. This i still remember the taste. U know 

la China fish many bones 1. This fish is no diffren from 

the normal China fish, still many bones but this very special

coz the soya sos u see, is actually coconut water with

kalering. No salty taste. Only coconut taste. 

I can gerenti u this not soya sos. Kicap is salty taste,

not coconut taste. This many bones special unicorn fish

is stim wid the coconut jus and some black kaler water.

More coconut jus not many black kaler. Nobody dare

eated this except me. Ah Wok eated all thing 1. 

Ah Wok up the car big time this fish. I shitbrix 3 day

3 nite becoz this fish.

Here got dessert. This dessert is special cannot get elsewhere

other than here the coconut land. Is rice coconut.

Basically is like nasi lemak, coz is rice boil coconut 

water. But here they can himpit kasi kompress the thing

and they effort put inside coconut and bake and then

they cut nicely presentation to you eated till u rugi shitbrix up car.

U dun ask me what the black black white white thing is.

The white white thing inside the nasi lemak himpit Sanya

is coconut. The skin outside is coconut. But the coconut 

cannot eated 1 coz is hard like batu liddat. The black

black part i dunno is what but i think they put more

batu burn coconut liao. 

Verdict, Sanya beautiful place, very expense. This

coconut exp, make me +HP up 100 and +MP up 100. 

My dex and agi oso got increase when i eated here.

My coconut level now reach 9000 liao. U see this u will

eated or not ? I think most u shitbrix oredi when read menu.

Pearl River Garden Hotel

Sanya

China