The straits cafe make me strait shitbrix

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here at bandar utama centerpoint pay

 handfon bill but the sistem down jor so man asking

me wait 20 minit. 

Next to Digi shop got this straits cafe so i come eated

since must haf wait 20 minit. I sitting down see menu 

but waiter got come say got promo now.

PROMO is muz order coz Ah Wok always think promo

is valuebles for money and must be hot selling thing.

I wrong. 

This thai plate combo thing dunno wat wat is promo.

I like thai food so i order. 

When you see it u will shitbrix. Oni got thai cili sos and

they call this thing thai plate. Summoar the thai kok cili

sos look 1 kind. Funny kaler i tell u.

The prawn inside menu got say special wrap dunno wat 

pandan prawn thing. My spoon got bigger than prawn.

The leaf is got need many hour to wrapping 1 coz i use

many hour to take out.

The jiken not fresh. Can tasting the freezer thing and if

black pepper also can tasting freezer things means

u up car jor. 

U dun ask me why got salad there small small. Is not thai

salad. 1 look can tell jor. The peenut and the ikan bilis is

the best. I chew 5 minit the ikan bilis still not yet can break.

Can tell this good quality ikan bilis coz not easy break 1.

The prawn u see i kopek oredi the leaf. Who blind 1 oso can

know this prawn not fresh, no need the leaf and u cook wid

wat oso no haf taste 1. I think the chef take long time cooking

prawn coz he make sure the prawn full cook until dry. Maybe

chef wan to make udang kering but know becoz i got hungry he

make not so kering for me. 

Here the bill. I order 2 water coz dry thing very hard to

swallow so nid many water to help. The longan jelly cup

very jelly until oni can see jelly but no longan. The cincau

is the best black water i haf taste in bandar utama centerpoint.

I no finish the food. Ah ma always say if no finish food is waste

and will jit doh 1. I no listen to ah ma coz if i finish

the food i will not become human. This really not for

human eated 1. 

The Straits Cafe

Centerpoint Bandar Utama

PJ

Kim Heng Lee make fear factor food leh

ah kiang knows sabah is femes for sang nyuk meen (raw meat noodle) so when ah kiang see this coffee shop selling sang nyuk meen he thinks he jackpot already.

they sell noodle with pork and some side dishes. this pork cooked in black soya sauce is one of it. ah kiang thinks this dish looks like the taukeh soh just shat on it. somemore the shape like mount kinabalu. the more far u stand and see the more real it look like shit. very geli.

then the noodles very cincai do. looks like something ah kiang see in fear factor where ppl get money to eat worms. but ah kiang not get paid to eat also. i paid the taukeh so pula.

up car place. pls don't come. better go mcvalue 5.95 only.

address: near the mcdonalds desa jaya kepong

Thegutterfood goes international - Hong Kong Day in Hong Kong

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here at harbor something shopping

kompreks. I come here need walk 20 minit from hotel.

Very alot people. Hungry jor, time eated liao!

See this place so nais. Many people sure got big chance not

wrong 1. U all easy liao, this blog not tok good food. This

blog is tok shitbrix food. So if pic here, mean konpirm upcar! 

U look this wat. If u can guess mean u good liao. Coz i

got ask my fren wat order her she say she himself oso

dunno. Wah lauuuu liddat meh.

She then ask me try. Ok i try, Ok i take out camera fon

after i try. This yellow noddle, not noddle. Is salt. U see

the fake lobak or not? Ya is fake lobak. Look like lobak

not have taste lobak. 

This mine 1. Is fry rice wid salt. Got nothing inside

oni have rice and salt. Best douuuuuu must take pic

and put here.

Ah nao this 1 u guess is wat ? If u say this wantanmee

then i say u wrong jor. This not wantanmee. This salt 

noddle sup wid salt balls. Really super salt place. 

I now got 22 year old and i eated here all this is all 

the salt i eated in 22 year. Genggggg lehhhh!

Next time instead of add salt 22 year i juz need

come here 1 time then very bou oredi. Here enuf salt 1.

This my coca cola. Inside the coca cola u guess got wat?

Salt? No lah, this coca cola wei, where got salt. Is sugar

and water and ling mong and ais and gas. This is bestest

tasting thing here in this restoran coz no have the salt.

Really kenot eated this Soddle. salt noddle really not for

human eated 1. the salt ball oso is for ppl wan upcar or

die younger. If u got drink this sup, u otomatik countdown

jor. 

The bill here few ppl eated is HKD 500+ i forgot jor.

I pay coz i know but i not have knows salt is expense

food. Salt not cip 1 meh ? This place oni for ppl who 

inside body not not enuf salt but is for ppl inside body

no salt. This more salt than my hamchinpeng at the

charlie brown cafe. Not for human eated 1 this place.

Hong Kong Day

Harbour City Mall

Hong Kong

Thegutterfood goes international - XFY Hong Kong

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here bring u fresh brix 

again is Hong Kong. 

Hong Kong femes is the dimsum. Very little chance

dimsum go wrong but i wrong. I is upcar in Hong Kong 

at this here place. 

I ask my gf she say this place Xiao Fei Yang.

I not sure coz i not clever people. 

Since me and gf and fren and other fren and some

more fren come here holiday, we eated the dimsum.

Walk in oredi is one kind feel u know like the

ghost come near near u then u kai pei come up

skin type feel. So anyway order lor oredi reach

here wat else can doing.

Call the aunty come......after 10 minit still

trying to get some aunty come.

After 20 minit aunty come but take sos

from our table gib other table.

After 35 minit another aunty come then

oni take our order.

This here i dunno wat. Is stick. Inside got wat

i also dunno coz too little to know. 9 ppl but eat

3 stick. Aunty say enuf 1. Stupik u aunty.

Ah this here femes the hong kong chee cheong fun.

The skin thick like they sked u not know is made of

chewing gum. Prawn got 4 inside. Sos taste is 

water mix wid the black water. Is cold.

This here lohbakgou no good. Is cold 1. 

If u can see this table we order many thing but come

little thing and come cold. The time we come in until 

this here got i think 2 hour jor.

The bestest char siew pau i ever eated.

is not this 1. 

The worstest char siew pau i ever eated

also not this 1.

This 1 is somewhere near to the worstest 

char siew pau i ever eated.

U see lau sar pau ? If u can see still here after 2 hour mean

something not korek jor. 

The bestest siew mai i ever eated.

is not this 1.

The worstest siew mai i ever eated.

also not this 1.

This siew mai is more worstest than

the worstest 1 ever eated.

Words just cannot simply describe this awesum.

Why ? Coz not  have full cook 1. 

See i tell u jor this place got go upstair dark dark. This lady 

no help u get place. Oni is here telling u upstair go. 

I dunno how much this restoran pay her, but i think

maybe pay in shitbrix dimsum.

I order take forever, serbis here shitbrix leh. Pay money oso

is shitbrix. HKD 350++ but like eated nothing coz 1 by 1

come out and after 20 min oni come 1 thing by 1 thing.

Place empty until got ghost but still can take many moon

before serbis u or cook for u. Dimsum come cold u know

will make u shitbrix 1. I wan jampi this place faster

chap lap bfore got more ppl come here shitbrix.

XFY 

somewhere near apliu street

Hong Kong

Thegutterfood goes international - Charlie Brown Cafe Hong Kong

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here. 

I got many thing wan share wid all u so i start with

this when i go Hong Kong that time.

Many moon oredi i wented wid my gf to Hong Kong

need relax coz take SPM not easy thing. Opposid my

hotel is this shitbrix place. My gf like this kind things

all the cute cute thing i oredi say is con pipu 1. So

i pull my fren and say if i upcar i make sure all upcar.

Here is menu.

Menu look very nais. In red u see malaysian kari rice.

Is their special......How la not to order their special. 

Special is must order 1. This thing is my sohem fren 

say 1. 

Here the HK ppl no servis u. U ownself servis u own.

They quite lansi 1. U order kaunter u pay u ownself

settle. See price oredi shitbrix, muz ownself settle 

summoar. Haiyo how can liddis 1?

Ah Wok take pics of beauty kek for all u look see look see.

Very nice. Dunno how many week oredi the thing in here.

So expense, so little ppl where can sell la. I suspek they

put many tahan thing to make the kek tahan long long.

 Look nais rite ? The blue kek look nais.

This yellow kek is liulian kek. Ah Wok no eat liulian 

so i forget this 1. No dare touch sked later poot poot 

the gas come out.

So after order pay money wait the things come table.

My sohem fren really go order the jiken rice. We balu 

reach here oredi miss malaysia food meh? 

Very expense yo! The blue kek i say juz nao is purple. 

WHYYYY is blue la not purple la.Watever la i kaler

blind la. is Ah Wok fault la coz Ah Wok oredi walk

in here, oredi is expect shitbrix jor but still walk in.

This bill i tell u i need working 2 year oni can pay off

coz Ah Wok not earning many money yet. Boss say after

i SPM finish then he up my monthly money.

This is pankek. Is come with sugar water and marjerin. They 

here no gib butter. Only gib thing sound like butter but is wan kok

and when i tasting is like marjerin. So kiam until wan liddat meh ?

The pankek is not the soft type. Is more like the not for human eated

type. I not bluff u 1. Really if u eated the marjerin and this pankek

konpirm u will shitbrix laosai jialat upcar 1.

This i tell u all. The malaysian kali fan. Here i wan tell

all u that the kali fan come out same time as the pankek.

Express leh.

I suspek they mikrowafe this 1. If not where can so

fast come my table?

Here is the charlie brown kek. Is HKD 45 for this small little

kucirat kek. I ask the girl inside got wat. Is it got gold or is 

it got special thing. She answer me bek u wan eated u eated

u dun tok tok so much. Wa piang ehhhhh u no big no small

i pay money oredi u say liddis. 

This the blue kek they call purple. Mebbe i tired coz airplane

balu land not long ago.

Okla all thing order almost come liao. Left back oni 1 more

thing not yet come. wait abit more shud come liao.

Yay the french tos come liao. Can eated oredi!

1st thing muz try the malaysian special kali lice. Is put in menu red

kaler and special. Special wat i dunno. Is look not good, is smell

bad and is like yapeksi oni. Why u servis me this kind of thing?

Eated that time i really beh tahan. Ptuiii Ptuiiiii

The kali no taste. I dunno wat they use. Santan or milk or wat

i dunno. Is not spicy. Is smelly. I malaysia that time never before

eat this kind of kali 1. I dunno this kali recipe come from which

jungle but i sure that jungle not anymore in malaysia.

I also gerenti u my fren order this 1 and he eated 1 bite and

pass me the rest. He think i DBKL eated all thing 1.

How la to eated this kind thing ?

Skip kali try this. They call this french tos. Ah Wok say 

this name wrong 1. Is akchelli ham chin peng. It look like

ham chin peng, taste like ham chin peng but the price not

like ham chin peng. Upcar jor lor.

See charlie brown kena eated. HAHAHAHAHA. That is all

can eated. 4 ppl eated charlie brown and cannot finish. U see

half eated is becoz the taste not like coklat. Is taste oso

like ham chin peng. When kek taste like ham chin peng

u know u ham ching peng oredi.

This oso is 4 ppl eated. Is no have the ham chin peng taste. This

taste like coconut wid ham chin peng. Once u eated this, u will

ham chin peng coconut.

After 1 hour oredi still kenot la. This really kenot la. No

matter wat i do oso kenot la.

Look the 2 ham chin peng and the kali rice. Look la. money

all waste jor. 

Here is expense HKD 30+ vanilla milk. Got abit taste like 

the ham chin peng but less. 

This oren jus. Is the best oren jus i ever taste 

coz they put many sugar inside and very abit

of oren. Is like drink sugar but got kaler.

If ever u going Hong Kong, this place u no need

come. U skip. If not u will upcar hamchinpeng i

tell you. 

Charlie Brown Cafe

Cameron Road Kowloon

Hong Kong