Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Sakae Sushi @ Sucker Sushi at Aeon Buki Tinggi

I am not d first person say this place sucking.

The kaiten belt very lesser variety one. I eated some the kaiten item, still o.k.

Then i order teppanyaki. It waiting like 20-25 mins to cook, and when it come its LUKEWARM, not even hot!

- Entire plate not hotting
- Fish and prawn mushy
- taugeh is like chopped up to small pcs

i so fedup these type of place man. how the hell do u fakkap such a simple thing like teppanyaki is totally beyonds me.

this place waiting to chap lap nia. Chiak Sai la!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Amburgerrrrr & Wootbeerrrrr

Many many year i not have eated A&W oredi. So
i passing by this new A&W in SS2 there go in with
my gf. I telling her this A&W is means Amburger &
Wootbeer. She not have belip me.

Order wootbeer but is come no gas like kosong.
I is drink color sugar water oni.

Then i order this new thing on menu call double
fortune burger. They is want make like Mcdonald
prosperity burger except this one is shitbrix food.
The burger you see is have no taste and not look
good. I have to use many paket cili sos so can have
taste. That why you see the pikture got many paket
of cili sos. They oredi know is i will need using it.

My gf order this coz she is sked cannot eated finish
and if cannot eated finish is let me scold.
They say is light snak for tea time and price is not
cheap. Here they generous give me many cili sos
until is like flood. So i no nid open cili sos pakets coz
they sked i no energy open becoz of my burger.

My gf regret order this, the bun is dry and taste
like is 5 day old. The sosej is cold not becoz of air
cond but is becoz of not fry properly. The cheese
they give 1 slice but not have taste. The sos they
give so many until eat need use 2 paket tisu paper.

I dowan come here anymore. This A&W not for
human eated wan. My double fortune burger is
not set order so is RM8.50 not yet have tax. Is
expense food. Really shitbrix food i tell you.

N3 07.155 E101 37.368

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Master Wei Dim Sum Puchong - Master Fail!

This place fail kaw kaw. Is Bandar Puteri Puchong opposite Hong Kee row of shops.
I wented there hoping new place is new taste, but is FAIL TASTE.

The outsite plastic table all uneven one.

Char Siew Pau - burnt taste
Har Kin - PLenty fuhchuk, less prawn
Porridge - salty!

this CCF i taste, the white roll texture is ok, but the moment i bitted the prawn, tukkau! overcook until like rubber.

This is the worsting one. Looks nice ya? I bit one mouth is raw one and overstarch! I complen twice those ppl buat tak tau, and when i call the bill i ask them pls remove the item cos i tulan liao. if raw, then at least tell me u replace or wat, one word nvr say also.

This shop is memang duwan do business one. Master Wei u SAU PEI la!

Master Wei Dim Sum
Bandar Puteri Puchong
N3 01.386 E101 36.964

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Eat at your own risk!

Many people like this place, but I don't care I just wanna gutter it because I am honest.

I checking the menu, checking for very long time, but don't know what to order because lunch is until 4pm, and dinner start from 5pm. We were there around 4pm++, so what can order leh???

Finally we ordered comes there fried udong, this one I not really have comment because is my fwen eating, i only took 1 to try I thought the noodle is taste of kicap and abit hard and not enough taste and just not enough good.

Spagetti come liao, looked nice, smell nice, but but but..... what is not nice??? It is toooooooo many cheeseeee, chef why u put so many cheeseeee, its too much make it very sticky and too creamy, make my mouth feel like full of oil, i cannot tahan.

I like to eat chicken wing so i thought i will like this mix platter. Then chomp! I bite the chicken wing, why I feel sticky sticky one? it is because the flour too thick liao, so the skin is crunchy but inside got flour that is lembik one. I has a sad.

Tesco brand fish nugget also win that orange colour fish nugget, taste no good one, fish nugget but taste not like fish.

This taufu I tell you, eat like that is ok one, but never never dip the sos that dunno made of what, they wasting ingredient only give that sos not nice, people don't eat one.

This is the killing one and this is also the one make me decided to gutter this.

The noodle is yellow noodle not nice one, pay more price for curry but they still give me this yellow noodle, so sad, and the soup got many many santan, too muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, already order so very sayang is no eat, then i eat abit.

Then...................after few hours I still feel stomach very not comfortable, i went to vomit out, it is the curry because too many santan cannot digest so I vomit all. The santan too geng already, too geng until i cannot tahan.

"Eat at your own risk!"

4HappySeasons Restaurant

No. 9, Jalan Wangsa Delima,
1A, Section 5, Wangsa Maju,
53300 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Gerentee shitbrix here

Today my gf and me go to dating in ss2 because is
got many thing there. So my gf say feel like eated
light thing and i bring her here.
I got regret go to there and now my gf not like me
so much anymore cos she saying i bring her eated
lousy porige. I not have class.

I order rice she order porridge. Both is come cold.
Porridge is not eated cold ! Rice oso is not eated
cold ! Bludyful them.
All thing i order is come cold. Rice also cold, this
lady finger come cold, my vegetarian siew ngor
is also come cold and very many oils. All thing
here is come cold because the restoran not have
money buy gas make fire.
Even the bean fish is tin food also is cold. Cheap
food also they can take selling become expense
food. They save money cooking so they serving
tin food. They save more money is because they
not have buy gas to warm the tin food for you.

This place not for human eat wan. This few thing is
cost me RM 33. You see the plate is empty empty
like that. The bangla serve me is make the tin foods
all over plate look like many but is illusion oni.

I tell lady boss, you cheat people. This tin food not
expense thing but you charge until people can vomit
blood. Is so little bit and not nice and is tin food and
you not have put fire make hot but serve cold. My gf
and me really eat till shitbrix jor. I hope they bankrap.

Restaurant Hong Lim Teowchew Porridge
N3 07.009 E101 37.368

Monday, December 7, 2009

Eeyerrrrrr look my rice

I wented to this place, the cooker come out to taking our order.
He highly recommend number 47. Crab meat fried egg rice.
So i and Ah Jek say okla since you say this
is top selling food here.

Do you got see crab meat ???
Menu there write crab meat, the cooker also say is crab meat,
i see this one look i know is not crab meat. IS CRAB STICK !
He engrish badder than me ! Fuuuuu nevermind.
You see is fried egg + crab stik + many sour tomato
sos. Tasting so horrible is not for human eat wan.

Ah Jek and me go up car jor. We order same thing
cos is the cooker rekomen. Eated halfway Ah Jek say
he wan go to home to shitbrix.

No come here. I payed RM 14 for that two plate
not nice, shit brix food. You not can find crab meat
here wan. Eeeyeerrr you see ! 2 plate same thing.
The cooker here not kiamsiap tomato sos that i
confirm but shit brixxxx laaaaaaa

Little B.U
The Strand Kota Damansara
N3 09.271 E101 35.556

Monday, November 30, 2009

Puzzle : I am confused, a dog will also confuse eating there.

This place just got open a week ago. So me and my friend decided to eat there one. Looks so expensive one and high class so we go to ATM first for cucuk coz I afraid eating at hotel got hidden tax. This place is up on the hill in Kuching, Walk there also very hard. Why they built hotel up a hill? Pullman Hotel suppose to be like the best hotel in Kuching liao.

This place name Puzzle. Why ah? You wanna make people confuse what? You look at the name oredi Boh Song to you. This place so nice but name give people confuse. Even dog go there also confuse!

Then I go inside and sit down at the table. Got see the menu. So heavy one but inside so little food. Also see buffet no good also. Pay RM68 but food give to dog, dog don't want to eat liao. Better don't eat buffet. I choose ala-carte. But I see menu like 5 minute. I even raised my hand. No one come to me ask what i want to eat. I wait a bit. Flip around the 3 page menu. Even Tadika book is thicker than the menu! Wait a bit after 10 minute also no waiter come to ask. The place is empty. Maybe the worker asleep in the kitchen.

After that i decided to go. Maybe they think my face got problem one. My face no money one. So i go lah. Eat elsewhere! I'm happily spend eating at the next door hotel. Eat lamb chop. Pay RM94.45 also i don't mind.

Puzzle, Pullman Kuching
082 - 222 888

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Bak Chor Mee is confirm not human food

Oh hi gutterfood readers. Long time no post here because AhKiang went to attend English course. After 1.5 months I now can typing more proper English liao. Tutor said many improves and I is feels happiness. My recent grammar test I got 37/100! If u has sense my English has improving and wanting to join my class do leave a comment. OK back to gutter shit brix food.

Near my office got a big food court where i always eated there. Inside the big food court got 1 bak chor mee stall selling what people say is the best bak chor mee in the food court because there's only 1 food court near my office and the food court got only 1 bak chor mee stall so do you see how many senses it make. I ordered 1 bowl from the auntie and from the look is a bit tastiness because the noodles has quite springy. But when I smelling smelling it I shat brix through my nose. Got VINEGAR!!! Again! Got many many inside! FFFUUUUUUUU

After finish shit brix through my nose I went back to aunty asking her why you putted vinegar? Is no tasty already! Then she said "WOKAYYYY you should tell me if you no want vinegar then i no put it for you. I make another bowl for you!" I got a little syok inside thinking I got another bowl free but then i shit brix through my eyes when i saw she putting many many spoons of ketchup into my next to shit brix bak chor mee. I wanted to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU on the spot.

So there I got 2 bowls of bak chor mee I didn't eated. 1 bowl got many vinegar and another got many tomato sos. It will be the last time i will eated bak chor mee because after this i can confirm it is shit brix no human allowed food. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Portugis food con people

Stall #1, u must remember kenot eated here. Is
place they con people. They serve portugis food
but nothing portugis about the food oso ! Oni
the price very portugis cos is expense like mad!
This is Sea terrace stall, my fren say is bestest
portugis food in melaka. Now i know melaka is
got no good food.

I order 2 plate fry rice to eat with my frens. Stupid
lady is deaf and dumb. I say i want 1 plate medium
fry rice dowan spicy and 1 plate medium fry rice
wan spicy.
She oni bring me 1 lousy plate fry rice that taste like
is from some rubbish bin.

Then she bring us 2 plate noddle. I no order noddle
so how come noddle can come.... sumore 2 plate ?
FuuuUuUUU i angry jor. Noddle is like fail hokkien
mee. Why i wan go melaka eated hokkien mee ?
I dowan say anything to lady cos i sked later she
puiiii into my food.

This here is kangkung belacan. Portugis people dunno
what is kangkung belacan so they is simply fry wan.
I regret order this.

This is they say special sweet sour crab. Taste like
fail singapore chili crab. Nothing portugis about this
crab other than price.

This is otak otak. As i know is not from muar cos
this otak otak is super salty. They use little bit of
fish and alot salt to make this. This one u eat
is confirm will lose many hairs and kidney got
stone. I eat 1/2 pis i drink 3 cup water.

I end up with expense dinner. Not even worth paying
kind of dinner. Summore this restoran menu got write
5 type of lala. But they no have lala. Kena con liao laaaa.

Portugis wat la, i shudda go jonker eated. Noddle also i
never order summore bring me 2 plate. Rice oso taste
like from 5 days ago cook one.

Crab is actually singapore  chili crab but they portugised it and call it sweet sour.
The kangkung belacan is make me dissapoints.
The otak otak is made from salt not fish.

This place is not for human eat!

Sea Terrace @ San Pedro Square
N2 10.990 E102 16.022

Melaka is not for human eat

To find this restoran is very hard, is so small the
entrance and parking hard to find. Come here also
must go through many traffic jam. They is serving
here nyonya food. Melaka femes for this things.

This is first fail. Pontay chiken that tasting like
true shitbrix food. So weird tasting until dowan
to eat. Puuuuuui !

This one is the special sos chiken rice serve with
some melaka acar and vegetable. The chiken is
like not cooked, the vegetable is not have taste,
the rice is sticky sticky and the chiken can go to
hell !

My stewpik melaka fwen tell me this femes dish
is kenot find in KL. After i eat, i tell my fwen, if
KL got serving this, the place very soon is bankrap!

Melaka femes cendoi is oni can find at jonker,
not here. No nid me say anything else if not
i become angry.

This is nyonya laksa. I see oso i sked. The kaler
is so lemaky i sked eat then will shit liquid all day
long. I gerenti u this one u see one time enuf jor.

I dunno why this place got so many people come.
Issit they dunno what good nyonya food is ? Jonker
walk not far from here but the food much better. The
ais kacang and cendoi confirm you is many time better
than this place. KL nyonya restoran better than this
place ! No fight ah !

Donald & Lily's
N2 11.662 E102 14.812

Pok noddle fail

Is near 10pm so many shop oredi kolos cos late.
So i go eated this place call Forum19.
I order this pok noddle mee hoon from this
aunty come from china wan. Oni speaking
mandarin. So i point her i wan this cos her
piktar at stall look nais.

Eeeyerrr where can eat wan. The sup is water
add with salt, the fish kek is not fresh cos i can
tasting the fish going to spoil. Then her pok
wantan is use the 10 skin to wrapping pok, So
very thick until i eat wantan skin oni and not tasting
the pok she put. Really thick la. So geli ler.
You see the sup kaler, i think she got put in some
kalering thing so that you will shit brix.

My kopi o so thick until i pee dat time is got

You come here, please no order the pok noddle.
If not u will shit brix after u eated it. Is best you
all no come here eated. I see not many people order
food but all watch the big skrin projektor.

Forum 19
Seksyen 19 PJ
N3 06.826 E101 37.646

Latseiliama antarabangsa

This shop is femes from kampung baru in KL.
But now they open branch in kota damansara
there so i go eated bring my fren.
I sit down the waiter ask me standing go to the
counter because is self serbis. I hate self serbis ! I
see signboard and ordering this nasi lemak with
sambai sotong. Is really not nice coz this sotong is
more harder than rubber. And the sambai is got
1 kind of smell. And they no sissor to cut the sotong
into smaller for me. You think is my mouth so big
can one shot putted in the sotong ah ?

My fren he order he wan with fry ayam. I think
he go up car oredi cos when eated that time the
ayam got more bone than meats. I tell my fren
the ayam look sick cos is yellow kaler.

This our drinks. My fren taking the barli water
is can see many barli and ice and clear water. The
barli he say is instant make cos the barli still hard.
Mine is teh o ice but i drink is like kaler water. Not
have teh tasting.

This amazing bill is pay b4 u eat. Self serbis
then oni water they serbis you but then still
got serbis cas. Where cannnnnnn !!!

All the nasi lemak here is fail cos all is tasting
not nice. The rice many many give u, sambai
they give u little bits and they all cas u expense.
Look my plate is you think worth RM 7.90 for
this lousy food ? And you cas me serbis cas but
ask me stand and order and carry my own nasi
lemak to my table ?

I dowan come here oredi coz i eated
the nasi lemak i shit brix. I see bill also
i shit brix. i dowan to sila datang lagi.

Nasi Lemak Antarabangsa
Kota Damansara
N3 09.094 E101 35.557

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Suckest roti

That day so hungry then went to a shop, not sell anything one, only got sell this roti, so i buy lor. I thought roti semua should have standard one, sure can eat one. But this one.... haihhhhhhhhh........

This got 3 flabour one, coklat, coffee & vanila. I eat the coklat one first, walao taste so bad, but i so hungry i just tahan this shit and i eat it.

Then i eat the kopi flabour one, walao this time i cannot tahan already, the kopi paste is so sticky really like shit, i koyak open the roti, see inside like that, really beh tahan already, i put it aside first.

I give it last chance, now i koyak open the vanila flabour one, aiyooooo.... why this yellow colour one, is this vanila or kaya? I taste abit, eeeyeeerrrrrr, taste like that dunno what medicine.

I surrender, i really cannot already, so i said bye bye to the roti and give them to tong sampah. This roti is so sucking, only for sucker eat one.