Sunday, November 29, 2009

Bak Chor Mee is confirm not human food

Oh hi gutterfood readers. Long time no post here because AhKiang went to attend English course. After 1.5 months I now can typing more proper English liao. Tutor said many improves and I is feels happiness. My recent grammar test I got 37/100! If u has sense my English has improving and wanting to join my class do leave a comment. OK back to gutter shit brix food.





Near my office got a big food court where i always eated there. Inside the big food court got 1 bak chor mee stall selling what people say is the best bak chor mee in the food court because there's only 1 food court near my office and the food court got only 1 bak chor mee stall so do you see how many senses it make. I ordered 1 bowl from the auntie and from the look is a bit tastiness because the noodles has quite springy. But when I smelling smelling it I shat brix through my nose. Got VINEGAR!!! Again! Got many many inside! FFFUUUUUUUU





After finish shit brix through my nose I went back to aunty asking her why you putted vinegar? Is no tasty already! Then she said "WOKAYYYY you should tell me if you no want vinegar then i no put it for you. I make another bowl for you!" I got a little syok inside thinking I got another bowl free but then i shit brix through my eyes when i saw she putting many many spoons of ketchup into my next to shit brix bak chor mee. I wanted to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU on the spot.

So there I got 2 bowls of bak chor mee I didn't eated. 1 bowl got many vinegar and another got many tomato sos. It will be the last time i will eated bak chor mee because after this i can confirm it is shit brix no human allowed food. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.

13 comments:

Chuang said...

BAK CHOR MEE HAVE TO GO SINGAPORE EAT. NEVER EATED ANY NAIS BAK CHOR MEE IN MALAYSIA YET.

ah kiang said...

thank you captain obvious!!!

Anonymous said...

only kiasuland ppl dumb enuf to eat dis.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha trully agree, fedup with alot of these makeshift stalls selling lousy prepared food.

ah kiang said...

this is famous bak chor mee at famous food court!! *hint* changi area

Anonymous said...

thnkasu for do justice to shit brix victims..

Anonymous said...

why u so stoooooooopiddddd didn't run for ya lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

Now yr english write so deep I can not understand leh..like Dan Brown writing like that how to reading. Yr england teachet must be happpness to is see you write so good. I oledi said Singabore food no good..still no one believe me. Dai Sei.

Seth said...

mahai ! this fodd not human eated one !

Anonymous said...

tukkau u all! bakchomee is super nais to eateding. u all taste butt like backside oni nia.

Anonymous said...

Singabore all gutter food except Mcdonald or Burger king. If their food good why so many jam-jam also come JB eated somemore JB food is most bad one in Malaysia.

Anonymous said...

Only sohai ppl think singapura food good !!! Is not ppl eat one lah !!

Anonymous said...

u cretins dunno how to eat. bakchormee is our national dish!