The straits cafe make me strait shitbrix

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here at bandar utama centerpoint pay

 handfon bill but the sistem down jor so man asking

me wait 20 minit. 

Next to Digi shop got this straits cafe so i come eated

since must haf wait 20 minit. I sitting down see menu 

but waiter got come say got promo now.

PROMO is muz order coz Ah Wok always think promo

is valuebles for money and must be hot selling thing.

I wrong. 

This thai plate combo thing dunno wat wat is promo.

I like thai food so i order. 

When you see it u will shitbrix. Oni got thai cili sos and

they call this thing thai plate. Summoar the thai kok cili

sos look 1 kind. Funny kaler i tell u.

The prawn inside menu got say special wrap dunno wat 

pandan prawn thing. My spoon got bigger than prawn.

The leaf is got need many hour to wrapping 1 coz i use

many hour to take out.

The jiken not fresh. Can tasting the freezer thing and if

black pepper also can tasting freezer things means

u up car jor. 

U dun ask me why got salad there small small. Is not thai

salad. 1 look can tell jor. The peenut and the ikan bilis is

the best. I chew 5 minit the ikan bilis still not yet can break.

Can tell this good quality ikan bilis coz not easy break 1.

The prawn u see i kopek oredi the leaf. Who blind 1 oso can

know this prawn not fresh, no need the leaf and u cook wid

wat oso no haf taste 1. I think the chef take long time cooking

prawn coz he make sure the prawn full cook until dry. Maybe

chef wan to make udang kering but know becoz i got hungry he

make not so kering for me. 

Here the bill. I order 2 water coz dry thing very hard to

swallow so nid many water to help. The longan jelly cup

very jelly until oni can see jelly but no longan. The cincau

is the best black water i haf taste in bandar utama centerpoint.

I no finish the food. Ah ma always say if no finish food is waste

and will jit doh 1. I no listen to ah ma coz if i finish

the food i will not become human. This really not for

human eated 1. 

The Straits Cafe

Centerpoint Bandar Utama

PJ

Thegutterfood goes international - Charlie Brown Cafe Hong Kong

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here. 

I got many thing wan share wid all u so i start with

this when i go Hong Kong that time.

Many moon oredi i wented wid my gf to Hong Kong

need relax coz take SPM not easy thing. Opposid my

hotel is this shitbrix place. My gf like this kind things

all the cute cute thing i oredi say is con pipu 1. So

i pull my fren and say if i upcar i make sure all upcar.

Here is menu.

Menu look very nais. In red u see malaysian kari rice.

Is their special......How la not to order their special. 

Special is must order 1. This thing is my sohem fren 

say 1. 

Here the HK ppl no servis u. U ownself servis u own.

They quite lansi 1. U order kaunter u pay u ownself

settle. See price oredi shitbrix, muz ownself settle 

summoar. Haiyo how can liddis 1?

Ah Wok take pics of beauty kek for all u look see look see.

Very nice. Dunno how many week oredi the thing in here.

So expense, so little ppl where can sell la. I suspek they

put many tahan thing to make the kek tahan long long.

 Look nais rite ? The blue kek look nais.

This yellow kek is liulian kek. Ah Wok no eat liulian 

so i forget this 1. No dare touch sked later poot poot 

the gas come out.

So after order pay money wait the things come table.

My sohem fren really go order the jiken rice. We balu 

reach here oredi miss malaysia food meh? 

Very expense yo! The blue kek i say juz nao is purple. 

WHYYYY is blue la not purple la.Watever la i kaler

blind la. is Ah Wok fault la coz Ah Wok oredi walk

in here, oredi is expect shitbrix jor but still walk in.

This bill i tell u i need working 2 year oni can pay off

coz Ah Wok not earning many money yet. Boss say after

i SPM finish then he up my monthly money.

This is pankek. Is come with sugar water and marjerin. They 

here no gib butter. Only gib thing sound like butter but is wan kok

and when i tasting is like marjerin. So kiam until wan liddat meh ?

The pankek is not the soft type. Is more like the not for human eated

type. I not bluff u 1. Really if u eated the marjerin and this pankek

konpirm u will shitbrix laosai jialat upcar 1.

This i tell u all. The malaysian kali fan. Here i wan tell

all u that the kali fan come out same time as the pankek.

Express leh.

I suspek they mikrowafe this 1. If not where can so

fast come my table?

Here is the charlie brown kek. Is HKD 45 for this small little

kucirat kek. I ask the girl inside got wat. Is it got gold or is 

it got special thing. She answer me bek u wan eated u eated

u dun tok tok so much. Wa piang ehhhhh u no big no small

i pay money oredi u say liddis. 

This the blue kek they call purple. Mebbe i tired coz airplane

balu land not long ago.

Okla all thing order almost come liao. Left back oni 1 more

thing not yet come. wait abit more shud come liao.

Yay the french tos come liao. Can eated oredi!

1st thing muz try the malaysian special kali lice. Is put in menu red

kaler and special. Special wat i dunno. Is look not good, is smell

bad and is like yapeksi oni. Why u servis me this kind of thing?

Eated that time i really beh tahan. Ptuiii Ptuiiiii

The kali no taste. I dunno wat they use. Santan or milk or wat

i dunno. Is not spicy. Is smelly. I malaysia that time never before

eat this kind of kali 1. I dunno this kali recipe come from which

jungle but i sure that jungle not anymore in malaysia.

I also gerenti u my fren order this 1 and he eated 1 bite and

pass me the rest. He think i DBKL eated all thing 1.

How la to eated this kind thing ?

Skip kali try this. They call this french tos. Ah Wok say 

this name wrong 1. Is akchelli ham chin peng. It look like

ham chin peng, taste like ham chin peng but the price not

like ham chin peng. Upcar jor lor.

See charlie brown kena eated. HAHAHAHAHA. That is all

can eated. 4 ppl eated charlie brown and cannot finish. U see

half eated is becoz the taste not like coklat. Is taste oso

like ham chin peng. When kek taste like ham chin peng

u know u ham ching peng oredi.

This oso is 4 ppl eated. Is no have the ham chin peng taste. This

taste like coconut wid ham chin peng. Once u eated this, u will

ham chin peng coconut.

After 1 hour oredi still kenot la. This really kenot la. No

matter wat i do oso kenot la.

Look the 2 ham chin peng and the kali rice. Look la. money

all waste jor. 

Here is expense HKD 30+ vanilla milk. Got abit taste like 

the ham chin peng but less. 

This oren jus. Is the best oren jus i ever taste 

coz they put many sugar inside and very abit

of oren. Is like drink sugar but got kaler.

If ever u going Hong Kong, this place u no need

come. U skip. If not u will upcar hamchinpeng i

tell you. 

Charlie Brown Cafe

Cameron Road Kowloon

Hong Kong

Old Town again until my IQ also drop and i up car

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here this time wants telling you i 

again the up car at old town white kopi place but at Paradigm Mall

kelana jaya there. This time abit more got spesial coz

my IQ drop many point down by come here.

I up car so many time at old town white kopi until

i not have enuf finger and toe to count liao. 

Ah Wok supposing meet fren here at shoppin kompreks

but he not yet have come so i call him on hanfon. 

Tut Tut Tut he piking up and we chat but i scolding.

Me: Where are now ?

Mr A: I on way

Me: Where eated ? Where sit me ?

Mr A: Old town white kopi up floor there

Me: %$#!$%#^%^#&#^#&#$%%%$#^

Mr A: Fast 55 1 la ok 1 i telling you

Me: &@%^%$^%#&^*^$&^#^^%@

Mr A: U last time $#!%#$ now still liddat meh?

Me: Old town i up many car until now i dowan up jor

Mr A: $#!%!$#%$%@# old town la

Me: $#@!%#%$%#$%^#%&@^ u like la

Fon end. So i walking in old town kopi there i up car

so many time i go in sure my IQ drop some more. What to

do my fren wan so ok lor u win all liao lor.

I see menu got new thing so i order. Pan mee konlou 1 plate

then order the set come with 7up. Ok since i up car here b4

better i order 2 thing. So i order the egg toast just in case

pan mee up car so must have bekup. Ah Wok use smarts.

Wah liauuuu noddle come dun look like pan mee. Why

they cooking with half boil egg ??????

Who got eated pan mee half boil egg ? I dunno why

got half boil egg my IQ straight drop 10 point. Last time i

go to pusat sain negala there i testing my IQ got 27 point

total. Now drop 10 more i left back got 18 point i think. Ah Wok

mathematik not so good so i round up the number. But why why

why is half boil egg 1 ???? 

I zoom in for all you see propery. Is Half boil egg wei !

The noddle i tell u is so soft until lam pek pek liddat who 

wan eated this ? Eated liao konpirm shit brix !!!!!

I eated 2 bite i leave it. 

This is bekup order my egg toast. The kaya is so lousy taste 

like expire kaya. The egg toast u see the piktur that all i eated.

I not dare eated anymore after brix also cannot shit. This taste

like marjerin burn liao those thing.

Ah Wok IQ drop, stomak also got hunger, bill also expense

not eated but still have to pay. 7up also come no more gas 1.

If 7up no buble no gas means is not nais to drink. I up many

car here jor this one must be last up car if not i really not many

IQ point left and brix oso kenot shitted. 

Old Town White Coffee

Paradigm Mall

Up floor there

I confuse this place

Ah Wok and gf today go to seremban 2 to holiday. When walk
that time got see this place, got few people eated here so ok lor
go inside and try try. This place outside signbod and inside also
say is Hongkie Kopitiam. Never try before ma and since new to
me i adventure abit.

Open menu it say Boston char chan teng. I look at casher
kaunter also it say Boston. I kena bad experence in Boston
before but is in 32 Square there. I no put inside blog coz
my gf like the kari mee while my fry rice is fails. This time
i not can forgive this restoran liao. Name say is Hongkie,
other name is Boston. Which one i also dunno. Name also
can fail jor. Haihz.

See menu like got many thing. But i tell you not many thing
is nice. All is shitbrix wan.

You see la how fail this place. What is order CHIT ?
ORDER CHITTTTT AHHHHHH.
Then i cover abit the menu so you wont sked but it say
is Meehoon in papaya sup. Think about it also shitbrix jor.

My gf order this the girl rekomen wan. Is fish burger with
some fries. See also no appetite. The taste is good if eated
with many cili sos. If you eated this fish burger without cili
sos, confirm wont finish wan the burger.

The fries come is cold and soft. Bestest fries i eated in my
life is not here. This fries is not human eated wan. Lembik
Lembik and some also not fully cook. You see color also
can know oredi wan.

This i order coz the girl also rekomen. Is call 4 something.
Fuahhhh so hard to eated this. The bread so dry is like from
last week wan. The kaya is fails, the chiken floss dun go well
with the other 3 thing, the peanut butter dunno why got
extra kacang on top and the yellow part is NOT BUTTER
but is majerin.
WHERE GOT PPL EATED BREAD USE MARJERIN ???

See i show u majerin. Majerin got one kind of smell wan.
The taste also bo ngam me. If you cham all 4 thing and
eated, you confirm can shitbrix wan. But this bread the
girl tell me is top seller. I dun belif her. I know she bluff
me wan and wan me order coz she wan get rid of old stock.
I go up car this one jor.

See la, 1st day of 2011 oredi i kena gutterfood. Sumoar is
with my gf. Drop my water face oni. If i know this place is
call boston, i wont go in wan. Outside say Hongkie, inside also
say Hongkie, Even got umbrella for table also is call Hongkie
Kopitiam. How la liddat, name also the fella dunno. Haihz.

Please no come here. Really shitbrix wan. Any place use
majerin put on bread is low klass place. Start of the year oni
i up car liao. Haihz i nid go bath flower water jor.

Hongkie Kopitiam/Boston
Jusco Seremban 2 Shopping Center
N2 42.063 E101 54.694

Old Taste is definitely correct

Hi all gutterfood fan people, i Ah Wok is back jor. This time i
got go to this place called Old Taste Kopitiam in the Taman
Maluri KL to meet up 1 business people. So this time abit
not same becoz i not have bring my gf come. This place here
empty wan and since i not eated dinner so i order lor while wait
the business people come find me. First, there i order the drink
is call 3 layer tea. i ask kurang manis but the bangla i think not
clever listen to kurang manis. So i end up have order the skyjus.
Then i force myself drink the super sweet tea until can cham
with my skyjus.

Now for dinner i order their super femes sambal chau fan.
I can tell you is so femes that nobody know. I ask all my friend
they say no hear before. I go up car jor. My 3 layer tea come is
super manis, then now my sambal fry rice is come with no taste
other than stale oil taste. You look the pic you oredi will know.
I almost up car go order the roselle water you see at the paper.
Lucky i hear next table behind me say is like sirap ais without
the sirap taste. Only got smell. Oh my sambai chau fan really
got nothing wan. oni got few slice fishkek and some green round
thing. Haihz.

This dinner cost me quite alot coz i berak cair after this.
I suspek is the sambai not clean. Summoar i eated half oni.
If i finish all plate liddat i also dunno how. If really this is old
taste, then i happy i not live in olden days. Anyway i really
up car this one.

Old Taste
Taman Maluri KL
N3 07.686 E101 43.813

Taiping Mali Cafe at Bandar Puteri Puchong

i sawed the facebook page wow got taiping mali cafe. so i nvr go taiping before i wanan tried it la.

go there the decor not bad all white like very modern kopitiam.

so i order the feature item as in their website.

when food arrive, i feel i up car liao.

*note* inset pics are the official cafe pics from facebooks

#1 - taiping chee cheong fail

the sos so watery and not tasty one. i eated ipoh one is 9000 time nicer.

#2 - nasi lemak chipet

why the sambal so watery?

why sambal no ikan bilis?

why no fried ikan bilis?

why got burnt kacang?

why timun so small slice?

#3 - curry chicken

niasing the photo chicken so big piece mine come is so small piece.

summore so watery curry i see also no mood

#4 - tomyam bihun

ok same as the photo got 3 fairly big prawn.

but the taste like those instant tomyam onli. dunno how to make, DONT MAKE!

this meal gived me a feeling of taiping is very fail place. i dunno which one more fail, is it taiping or is it puchong?

Location:

No 3, Jalan Puteri 2/6, Bandar Puteri

Puchong, Malaysia, 47100

Phone:

603-80603091

Tues - Sun:

8:00 am - 6:00 pm

L

King of good food not you lah

Waliauuuu they call themself king of good food. No shame wan
these people. Really wan this place not for human eated wan.
All thing here is bluff human wan.

See menu look nais. What also wan ordering and i think
why lunchtime is not so many people come here ?

See they sell kek. Many type but alot not have stock.
If not have stock then why put inside menu ???

The price not cheap but is ok, is at SS2. SS2 thing is
known for not cheap. But i tell you, my special noddle
is really shitbrix. The taste is really one kind. What
kind ? Is prawn kind. The prawn is smelly wan that
why they gimme oni 1 piece. Because 1 smelly prawn
make entire sos become smelly prawn sos. The muscle
i call as gwailou siham. This gwailou siham 2 piece is
also smell like prawn. You say jialat or not liddat ?

This one of their special sup. Put inside bread and got
1 gwailou siham. Here the piktar look big, but is smaller
than my kikapoo can. And i can tell you i regret order
this coz the tomato sos they put inside to make sup, is
super shitbrix. The bread nice to eat but the prawn,
the gwailou siham and the tomato sup is fails. Just now
you see my gwailou siham in my special noddle is abit
got oren oren kaler. This is white kaler.
Dun ask me why. Mebbe this gwailou siham is haven't
cook yet or mebbe is really come from gwailou country.
The 2 prawn here is not yet cook. Can see from kaler.
Confirm you eat is shitbrix thing.

You see the shitbrix noddle and the small mini sup. Can
compare with my kikapoo drink. Oh and dun eated the
taufu. Is liam liam type wan, you eated confirm is lausai later.

My gf order this salted egg kuey teow goreng mee thing.
Is very special until can make my gf very anger and scold
the staff people. This noddle take 45 minit to cook and
10 minit to come to my table. I oredi eated finish all then oni
this come. I first time see my gf face black black. Normally
is me black black face but this time they make my gf anger.
Take so long to cook and servis, come that time no salted egg.
Kena go up car jor.

See bill not cheap. Is actually quite expense for lunch since
we eated shitbrix food and wait so long. My lunchtime is
12pm-1pm. but i finish eated with my gf is almost 2pm. I kena
scold by boss summore. Worse is my gf still got hunger
so we tapau mcdonald and i send her home while i go back
working and cook maggi mee in pantry lor.

This place called D'Rich is really kenot go wan. Food so
lousy, servis by bangla also even more lousy, special thing
also nothing special, eat also not happy, drink also not
happy, pay also not happy, eat also not full, drink also expense,
summore charge me serbis charge, kicap and tisu i take
myself from other table so i shud charge them my serbis charge
right ? Blady hell them la, i hope u bankrap soon let other better
place open. Murni and hainan tea down the road, mamak also
nearby, all better than u. Really shitbrix la. I can say this place
is should call as king of not good food or king of not for human
eated place.

D'Rich "so called king of good food"
SS2 PJ
N3 07.090 E101 37.431