Friday, August 28, 2015

Good Home bakuteh sell kangen thing

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here. My gf and me go this up car place
ss23 taman sea there to eated this up sai bakuteh place but
they special not bakuteh, is special water.

See see got some human come muz be ok jor. I tell u ah,
my eye very sharp 1. I tell my gf, u see the banting, is sell
water filter. They not business eated bakuteh, sure is sell
filter sistem 1. See oso i sked leh, not good liao wei.
I tell my gf, why not we go next door more safe, but she
say try la. Everytime try is end up Ah Wok need write
thing in here. Haih !

Menu come. Bakuteh is dirty place eated oni nais. Here they
wash your bak for u in their special filter kangen water with
super geng chau PH dunno wat alkaline water. Wat is
alkaline water ? I work car worksyop b4 i know is for put
battery. Why u use clean and cook my bakuteh ? Alkaline
is for put battery not for put bakuteh leh.

Order lor, hunger oredi so fast eated can go else place. Wah
come oredi regret. Taste weird 1. Is that special water PH too 
special for me and my gf. Up car lehhhh!

This bakuteh no taste, very weak very beh sai very not
kick. And is very little coz small. No pass. Not for 
human eated Ah Wok gerenti lu.

Inside menu the taufu got fishball side. This dun hap. I kenot
brain but my gf say faster eats faster can go. I think they
wash this taufu wid kangen special PH magic water. I got suspek
the kicap oso is use kangen special PH magic water healing
+agi 200 +dex 200 + hp 300 + mana 1000

The lady finger oso confirm is use kangen special magic
PH water clean and cook coz is lembik lembik like the
taufu jor. The restoran taukeh must be trying this magic
water too powerful for this until can fail. If vege can fail
the rest all no need say 1. Confirm u not for human
eated 1 this place. The bill i dowan show sked all pengsan
then later the boss will sell u magic kangen water dunno 
PH special thing.

Restoran Good Home
SS23/11 New Taman Sea
N3 07.047 E101 36.814

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Sentul Curry House

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here today tell all people that this
Sentul Curry House is not for human eated 1. 

This restoran really shitbrix until i 3d2n camp my toilet bowl.
And is not cheap.

My fren is bring me come here eated. I tot is got banana
leaf rice eat kari but no. Is plate. I see oredi i know sure
up car oredi but he say this must try femes thing.

I taking the fish something and then some something
and others things. Lucky i stop taking coz is not nais.

This fish thing dunno wat is got the fish hard skin and
got many bone 1. Many bone until is like eated the fish
from China liddat. 

U see the pic below is the fukua fry thing. Is femes thing
all banana leaf must take. This one u take u ownself rugi.
Is not nais, is salty and not krak krak type. Is lembik the
lau fung type for ppl no teef eated 1.

My fren fry jiken is very fail. Sure la, u take 10 week old jiken
and then fry of coz is up car la. The papadem oso lembik lau
fung liao. U dip wat kari oso no use. Here the kari is i think 
come from oganik shop those kind. No taste 1.

 My bill i think liddis few thing add some water is RM40+
Remember, if u die die wan come here eated shitbrix
thing, is u ownself rugi. 

Sentul Curry House
Sentul there somewhere

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Yong Tat Teluk Gong UP UP CAR!

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here, my intehnet still sot sot so i 
must fastering type so not putus so many and make
me fire boil kau kau.

My gf frens bring us to here in Teluk Gong. Is very far inside and
got no light. All is dark dark and road like shit. The road suddenly
got bum and hole so will make car spoil fast 1. I tot go eated coconut
flower place, her fren continue drive until deep deep like going another
country jor.

We order this standard dish. Is lala bihun black sos. Becoz my
camera not so good, i not zoom in to show u the fail lala bihun
but i can tell u is dry until eated like keropok liddat. This bihun
need skill coz some got cook and some no cooked. I no skill
eated this kind of noddle.

This is special dish the thief boss lady rekomen. Is fish.
Nobody can know is fish unless see the gigi up top near the 
plate there. U all no see coz u all trying to see wat sos this.
I tell u all ah, dun waste time. I eated also i dunno wat sos
this. I oni remember it give me shitbrix. 

Where got ppl cooking until got gigi fish and laosai kaler
sos ??? U all tell me la.

Come sifud restoran must order crab. Peeple say is Klang femes
crab. Wat femes i dunno, is not the sos. Kenot be the crab oso
femes coz the crab small. Izit femes for small ? or taste shitbrix ?

I know many restoran gib the loti is fry 1. This restoran is
top klass, give gardenia and then stim. Thief aunty boss say
eated loti dip sos. I see sos oso wan run u ask me dip loti in
sos ? This loti is eated with butter and kaya! NOT EATED

Come i show u another pic of weird fish in weird sos.
See u all dare eated or not.

Sifud restoran order fish, order crab, prawn oso is must. 
Here we order is we ownself rugi. 

Fry prawn salt  My gf eated that time suden shout like ghost
go up body. I tot is normal becoz we deep inside kampung place
so maybe got the dirty thing kacau her.
Manatau she point point for me see and scold me some more.
Look the prawn head i put 1 side for all to enjoy.

Prawn got oni 2 eye. 

I zoom in summore give u all see wat the black black thing with leg.

Nah, can see or not ? Fry lalat with prawn. Is not the lalat
jump in die. Is the prawn is fry with lalat. WTF thief aunty boss !
How can is kah liu liddis ? 

Gib all u see 1 more time the crab and gardenia loti.

I normally eated 3 bowl rice. This time, 2 spoon i gib up.
Ah Wok sked jor. Confirm up car liao confirm shitbrix liao.

Why i call her thief aunty boss? The aunty very bad 1. I call
her ask her which thing she cook is for human eated 1. She kenot
answer. Then i say the prawn head lalat how settle? She black face.
U black face coz u still wan cas me ? U siao boh ???? U make
me and my gf shitbrix up car and u still ask me eated the
prawns ? All please better not come this place. Weekend
we come is empty 1. No wonder empty. Up car like mad. 

Nothing here is for human eated 1. Really up car big time.
Prawn lalat still want to cas ppl meh? Wan liddis meh ? 
RM 300 is i need working 2 syif many month ok. Haihz.


Restoran Yong Tat
Teluk Gong