Wednesday, January 7, 2015

BAILEYS ESPRESSO SHAKE

Harrow everybody!! My name is Ah Yin the new Gutterfood contributor (you all oso ken call me Ah Ying). Just a very brief intro la, I just finished my Dipoma in Masters Bachelor Degree. 18 this year, very pok very chui lor. I like eated and drink food but sometimes the food so bad I had to gutterfood it. That is why I have gotten here.

So last week there was a Happy New Year Eve Day la, many pipu has gotten out to celebrate and I also feel very ronely so I go out celebrated. So I drive to Sunway Giza to have drink la. Lucky no peanut butter jam but tunaseng all pub so full liao how to drink?

There was a kopi bar shop named the Library. I abit sua ku go in look look see see got encyclopedia wikipedia or not. You know la, just finished my Dipoma in Masters Bachelor Degree the brain still wanting to read books. I see they got serve kopi drinks like Setarbuk, nothing special la. Then suddenly I remembered I saw this signature drink in their fesbuk.



In my surprised they has got this Baileys Espresjio Ice-cream shake drink. Wah rao, tree combo. Got kopi got espresjio got ice cream. So I ordered the drink to get high a bit la. How much damage? RM 24++ with no GST, quite reasonoble lah for alcohol with espresjio with ice-cream.Where else can you find such drink in local mamak?

 My drink served within 10 minutes after order. Lucky not much unker auntie order speciality drink like this one, they only order air suam then open ipad play candy crush beside the corner. Served so fast, I also got no time to open my CoC k.

So I sip sip a bit, tunaseng no alcohol also. How to get high like that? I bring amoi out to get celebrated ler. So I suck suck halfway still no alcohol taste also. Bottoms up also no alcohol taste, all taste like milk shake with chocolate ice-cream. Like that how to get high and touchy amoi. I has got feeling cheated with the price I paying at Happy New Year Eve Day. Countdown 123 also no syiok no high high. I rather go drink Neskape shake from mamak also not the frust.

You see got many bubble, after drink also can burp burp very syiok.



Anyway, Happy New Year 2015.


Location: The Library outside lefthand side beside Sunway Giza

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

The straits cafe make me strait shitbrix

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here at bandar utama centerpoint pay
 handfon bill but the sistem down jor so man asking
me wait 20 minit. 

Next to Digi shop got this straits cafe so i come eated
since must haf wait 20 minit. I sitting down see menu 
but waiter got come say got promo now.

PROMO is muz order coz Ah Wok always think promo
is valuebles for money and must be hot selling thing.
I wrong. 

This thai plate combo thing dunno wat wat is promo.
I like thai food so i order. 


When you see it u will shitbrix. Oni got thai cili sos and
they call this thing thai plate. Summoar the thai kok cili
sos look 1 kind. Funny kaler i tell u.


The prawn inside menu got say special wrap dunno wat 
pandan prawn thing. My spoon got bigger than prawn.
The leaf is got need many hour to wrapping 1 coz i use
many hour to take out.

The jiken not fresh. Can tasting the freezer thing and if
black pepper also can tasting freezer things means
u up car jor. 

U dun ask me why got salad there small small. Is not thai
salad. 1 look can tell jor. The peenut and the ikan bilis is
the best. I chew 5 minit the ikan bilis still not yet can break.
Can tell this good quality ikan bilis coz not easy break 1.


The prawn u see i kopek oredi the leaf. Who blind 1 oso can
know this prawn not fresh, no need the leaf and u cook wid
wat oso no haf taste 1. I think the chef take long time cooking
prawn coz he make sure the prawn full cook until dry. Maybe
chef wan to make udang kering but know becoz i got hungry he
make not so kering for me. 


Here the bill. I order 2 water coz dry thing very hard to
swallow so nid many water to help. The longan jelly cup
very jelly until oni can see jelly but no longan. The cincau
is the best black water i haf taste in bandar utama centerpoint.


I no finish the food. Ah ma always say if no finish food is waste
and will jit doh 1. I no listen to ah ma coz if i finish
the food i will not become human. This really not for
human eated 1. 





The Straits Cafe
Centerpoint Bandar Utama
PJ

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Kim Heng Lee make fear factor food leh

ah kiang knows sabah is femes for sang nyuk meen (raw meat noodle) so when ah kiang see this coffee shop selling sang nyuk meen he thinks he jackpot already.


they sell noodle with pork and some side dishes. this pork cooked in black soya sauce is one of it. ah kiang thinks this dish looks like the taukeh soh just shat on it. somemore the shape like mount kinabalu. the more far u stand and see the more real it look like shit. very geli.


then the noodles very cincai do. looks like something ah kiang see in fear factor where ppl get money to eat worms. but ah kiang not get paid to eat also. i paid the taukeh so pula.


up car place. pls don't come. better go mcvalue 5.95 only.

address: near the mcdonalds desa jaya kepong

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Thegutterfood goes international - Hong Kong Day in Hong Kong

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here at harbor something shopping
kompreks. I come here need walk 20 minit from hotel.
Very alot people. Hungry jor, time eated liao!

See this place so nais. Many people sure got big chance not
wrong 1. U all easy liao, this blog not tok good food. This
blog is tok shitbrix food. So if pic here, mean konpirm upcar! 


U look this wat. If u can guess mean u good liao. Coz i
got ask my fren wat order her she say she himself oso
dunno. Wah lauuuu liddat meh.

She then ask me try. Ok i try, Ok i take out camera fon
after i try. This yellow noddle, not noddle. Is salt. U see
the fake lobak or not? Ya is fake lobak. Look like lobak
not have taste lobak. 


This mine 1. Is fry rice wid salt. Got nothing inside
oni have rice and salt. Best douuuuuu must take pic
and put here.


Ah nao this 1 u guess is wat ? If u say this wantanmee
then i say u wrong jor. This not wantanmee. This salt 
noddle sup wid salt balls. Really super salt place. 
I now got 22 year old and i eated here all this is all 
the salt i eated in 22 year. Genggggg lehhhh!
Next time instead of add salt 22 year i juz need
come here 1 time then very bou oredi. Here enuf salt 1.



This my coca cola. Inside the coca cola u guess got wat?
Salt? No lah, this coca cola wei, where got salt. Is sugar
and water and ling mong and ais and gas. This is bestest
tasting thing here in this restoran coz no have the salt.


Really kenot eated this Soddle. salt noddle really not for
human eated 1. the salt ball oso is for ppl wan upcar or
die younger. If u got drink this sup, u otomatik countdown
jor. 


The bill here few ppl eated is HKD 500+ i forgot jor.
I pay coz i know but i not have knows salt is expense
food. Salt not cip 1 meh ? This place oni for ppl who 
inside body not not enuf salt but is for ppl inside body
no salt. This more salt than my hamchinpeng at the
charlie brown cafe. Not for human eated 1 this place.





Hong Kong Day
Harbour City Mall
Hong Kong

Thegutterfood goes international - XFY Hong Kong

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here bring u fresh brix 
again is Hong Kong. 

Hong Kong femes is the dimsum. Very little chance
dimsum go wrong but i wrong. I is upcar in Hong Kong 
at this here place. 

I ask my gf she say this place Xiao Fei Yang.
I not sure coz i not clever people. 


Since me and gf and fren and other fren and some
more fren come here holiday, we eated the dimsum.
Walk in oredi is one kind feel u know like the
ghost come near near u then u kai pei come up
skin type feel. So anyway order lor oredi reach
here wat else can doing.

Call the aunty come......after 10 minit still
trying to get some aunty come.
After 20 minit aunty come but take sos
from our table gib other table.
After 35 minit another aunty come then
oni take our order.


This here i dunno wat. Is stick. Inside got wat
i also dunno coz too little to know. 9 ppl but eat
3 stick. Aunty say enuf 1. Stupik u aunty.


Ah this here femes the hong kong chee cheong fun.
The skin thick like they sked u not know is made of
chewing gum. Prawn got 4 inside. Sos taste is 
water mix wid the black water. Is cold.


This here lohbakgou no good. Is cold 1. 


If u can see this table we order many thing but come
little thing and come cold. The time we come in until 
this here got i think 2 hour jor.


The bestest char siew pau i ever eated.
is not this 1. 
The worstest char siew pau i ever eated
also not this 1.
This 1 is somewhere near to the worstest 
char siew pau i ever eated.


U see lau sar pau ? If u can see still here after 2 hour mean
something not korek jor. 


The bestest siew mai i ever eated.
is not this 1.
The worstest siew mai i ever eated.
also not this 1.
This siew mai is more worstest than
the worstest 1 ever eated.
Words just cannot simply describe this awesum.

Why ? Coz not  have full cook 1. 


See i tell u jor this place got go upstair dark dark. This lady 
no help u get place. Oni is here telling u upstair go. 
I dunno how much this restoran pay her, but i think
maybe pay in shitbrix dimsum.




I order take forever, serbis here shitbrix leh. Pay money oso
is shitbrix. HKD 350++ but like eated nothing coz 1 by 1
come out and after 20 min oni come 1 thing by 1 thing.
Place empty until got ghost but still can take many moon
before serbis u or cook for u. Dimsum come cold u know
will make u shitbrix 1. I wan jampi this place faster
chap lap bfore got more ppl come here shitbrix.





XFY 
somewhere near apliu street
Hong Kong

Thegutterfood goes international - Charlie Brown Cafe Hong Kong


Ni Hao! Ah Wok here. 
I got many thing wan share wid all u so i start with
this when i go Hong Kong that time.

Many moon oredi i wented wid my gf to Hong Kong
need relax coz take SPM not easy thing. Opposid my
hotel is this shitbrix place. My gf like this kind things
all the cute cute thing i oredi say is con pipu 1. So
i pull my fren and say if i upcar i make sure all upcar.

Here is menu.


Menu look very nais. In red u see malaysian kari rice.
Is their special......How la not to order their special. 
Special is must order 1. This thing is my sohem fren 
say 1. 



Here the HK ppl no servis u. U ownself servis u own.
They quite lansi 1. U order kaunter u pay u ownself
settle. See price oredi shitbrix, muz ownself settle 
summoar. Haiyo how can liddis 1?




Ah Wok take pics of beauty kek for all u look see look see.
Very nice. Dunno how many week oredi the thing in here.
So expense, so little ppl where can sell la. I suspek they
put many tahan thing to make the kek tahan long long.


 Look nais rite ? The blue kek look nais.



This yellow kek is liulian kek. Ah Wok no eat liulian 
so i forget this 1. No dare touch sked later poot poot 
the gas come out.


So after order pay money wait the things come table.
My sohem fren really go order the jiken rice. We balu 
reach here oredi miss malaysia food meh? 



Very expense yo! The blue kek i say juz nao is purple. 
WHYYYY is blue la not purple la.Watever la i kaler
blind la. is Ah Wok fault la coz Ah Wok oredi walk
in here, oredi is expect shitbrix jor but still walk in.
This bill i tell u i need working 2 year oni can pay off
coz Ah Wok not earning many money yet. Boss say after
i SPM finish then he up my monthly money.


This is pankek. Is come with sugar water and marjerin. They 
here no gib butter. Only gib thing sound like butter but is wan kok
and when i tasting is like marjerin. So kiam until wan liddat meh ?
The pankek is not the soft type. Is more like the not for human eated
type. I not bluff u 1. Really if u eated the marjerin and this pankek
konpirm u will shitbrix laosai jialat upcar 1.


This i tell u all. The malaysian kali fan. Here i wan tell
all u that the kali fan come out same time as the pankek.
Express leh.
I suspek they mikrowafe this 1. If not where can so
fast come my table?


Here is the charlie brown kek. Is HKD 45 for this small little
kucirat kek. I ask the girl inside got wat. Is it got gold or is 
it got special thing. She answer me bek u wan eated u eated
u dun tok tok so much. Wa piang ehhhhh u no big no small
i pay money oredi u say liddis. 


This the blue kek they call purple. Mebbe i tired coz airplane
balu land not long ago.


Okla all thing order almost come liao. Left back oni 1 more
thing not yet come. wait abit more shud come liao.


Yay the french tos come liao. Can eated oredi!


1st thing muz try the malaysian special kali lice. Is put in menu red
kaler and special. Special wat i dunno. Is look not good, is smell
bad and is like yapeksi oni. Why u servis me this kind of thing?
Eated that time i really beh tahan. Ptuiii Ptuiiiii

The kali no taste. I dunno wat they use. Santan or milk or wat
i dunno. Is not spicy. Is smelly. I malaysia that time never before
eat this kind of kali 1. I dunno this kali recipe come from which
jungle but i sure that jungle not anymore in malaysia.
I also gerenti u my fren order this 1 and he eated 1 bite and
pass me the rest. He think i DBKL eated all thing 1.
How la to eated this kind thing ?


Skip kali try this. They call this french tos. Ah Wok say 
this name wrong 1. Is akchelli ham chin peng. It look like
ham chin peng, taste like ham chin peng but the price not
like ham chin peng. Upcar jor lor.


See charlie brown kena eated. HAHAHAHAHA. That is all
can eated. 4 ppl eated charlie brown and cannot finish. U see
half eated is becoz the taste not like coklat. Is taste oso
like ham chin peng. When kek taste like ham chin peng
u know u ham ching peng oredi.


This oso is 4 ppl eated. Is no have the ham chin peng taste. This
taste like coconut wid ham chin peng. Once u eated this, u will
ham chin peng coconut.


After 1 hour oredi still kenot la. This really kenot la. No
matter wat i do oso kenot la.


Look the 2 ham chin peng and the kali rice. Look la. money
all waste jor. 


Here is expense HKD 30+ vanilla milk. Got abit taste like 
the ham chin peng but less. 



This oren jus. Is the best oren jus i ever taste 
coz they put many sugar inside and very abit
of oren. Is like drink sugar but got kaler.




If ever u going Hong Kong, this place u no need
come. U skip. If not u will upcar hamchinpeng i
tell you. 



Charlie Brown Cafe
Cameron Road Kowloon
Hong Kong