Friday, April 17, 2015

Restoran LYF dunno if sg buloh or kota damansala but dont matter lah

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here. I go to see dokter afterward so 
only have time eated quick fast thing so i go to this
shitbrix restoran near my hospital. 

I not know this so bad shitbrix i take piktar
for all u see. 


I order 2 ppl fry rice coz Ah Wok is rice people. No rice
can die 1. No rice is not for human eated 1. This rice
is not for human eated 1. No taste, no kaler, no liu, no 
kick, no wok hei, no feel. 


U see this rice oso no feel jor how to eated ? This u ownself
order u ownself rugi.


Ah Wok like fukin mai fun. Ah Wok eated fukin mai fun since
1999. I tell u i never eated fukin mai fun liddis b4. Is the
bestest fukin mai fun in the whole entire Malaysia and Sinjiapor
and Taikok. This fukin mai fun is not black 1. But is ok, becoz
the fukin mai fun no taste, no wok taste, no liu except 2-3 
prawn and then the fukin mai fun got few stick of vegetable.
This fukin mai fun cost me RM 32. Is for 2 people eated saiz.
The 2 people who eated this is not human jor.  Is me and my gf.
RM 32 of fukin mai fun if u go elsewhere is eated until u cannot
eated anymore thing 1. Here is liddis oni. 




Kailan is the bestest vegetable in the whole Malaysia. U can
kailan here kailan there kailan everywhere oso wont go wrong.
Here story not same. Here the kailan go wrong. If u see properly
the piktar, they kailan the kailan. Wei, the kailan so cheap, u still
wan cut cut tiok liddis meh ? Dun la do until liddis wei. Kailan not
expense oso. U chop chop cut cut liddis make the kailan not
look like kailan not feel like kailan oredi. Why wan slice the
kailan ah????? whyyyyyyyyyy?????


My bill is 4 people eated. RM 85. I got order 2 ppl fry rice,
2 ppl fukin mai fun, and 2 ppl kailan galik. Cip or not u 
ownself say la. And no drink beer. Is cinis tea ti kuan yin ok.

Some ppl tell me this restoran is brother same as the restoran lyj not far 
from here. LYJ actually quite nice, but why this brother so not nice ?
Very liok sui and very shitbrix food. Dun come here. U come here
u ownself rugi oni. 





Restoran LYF
N3 10.018 E101 34.190
Sg Buloh Industrial Park

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Gutterfood Goes International - Sanya CoCoNuT

Ni hao ! Ah Wok here. I ownself steal opis time
write this so i must fast write if not boss catch me
will fry my sotong 99. 

Last year i go wid my gf to Sanya in China. There i
end up at mostest shitbrix place in the world. All people
tell me Sanya is beauty place with many thing but expense.


Now that Ah Wok and gf oredi here, we is tell you that
Sanya is femes for coconut. Their coconut is so femes
that when i buy at RM 12 for 1 coconut i confirm i rugi
and up car big time jor. I go jaya grocer buy even more
cheap and with pandan summore.

So we end up here this place sell all full coconut food.
Is femes hotel, so femes until google oso dun work coz
China block all liao. 

Menu is power man. U see properly all name is like
come from heaven 1. All dish is got coconut. 


Here i introduce u the shitbrix coconut sup thing.
U drink this u ownself rugi. Meat and coconut dun
go together 1. Just cannot la.


Here is some funny things. All funny things got some
coconut on it or in it. Very coconuti.


This salad. Is fruit salad with coconut lups. The white
square thing u see i call as lups is coconut lups. The
sos is mayonis. Very jelak after u eated few lups liao
and u will feel u oredi too much coconut liao.


This is kari kai. Although u not see coconut, but is the santan
that is from coconut. Look like someone laosai and it taste
even worse than look. The potato is like just put in. Not yet 
cook 1. Very shitbrix i tell u. 


This is bestest coconut dish ever to make u coconut
power up level 9000. Coz when u fry the kacang, u
expect taste like kacang. No! U is wrong ! Here the 
kacang is taste coconut. The biskut outside is oso
taste like coconut. If u wan full combo coconut,
this dish is full combo coconut. 


Vege is very special. The vege got fry with some wet wet
coconut. If u zoom in piktar u can see the coconut they spoon
out still wet wet got coconut chups on it. Then when they
fry this vege, they coconut jus kau it. If u asking me wat
this tasting, i tell u is coconut. 


This piktar is take after 12 ppl eated. As you can see still
got many thing left can feed whole kampung 1. Human
body not take coconut too many coz will many probrem
when shitbrix that time. 


Welcome to fish. This i still remember the taste. U know 
la China fish many bones 1. This fish is no diffren from 
the normal China fish, still many bones but this very special
coz the soya sos u see, is actually coconut water with
kalering. No salty taste. Only coconut taste. 

I can gerenti u this not soya sos. Kicap is salty taste,
not coconut taste. This many bones special unicorn fish
is stim wid the coconut jus and some black kaler water.
More coconut jus not many black kaler. Nobody dare
eated this except me. Ah Wok eated all thing 1. 

Ah Wok up the car big time this fish. I shitbrix 3 day
3 nite becoz this fish.


Here got dessert. This dessert is special cannot get elsewhere
other than here the coconut land. Is rice coconut.
Basically is like nasi lemak, coz is rice boil coconut 
water. But here they can himpit kasi kompress the thing
and they effort put inside coconut and bake and then
they cut nicely presentation to you eated till u rugi shitbrix up car.

U dun ask me what the black black white white thing is.
The white white thing inside the nasi lemak himpit Sanya
is coconut. The skin outside is coconut. But the coconut 
cannot eated 1 coz is hard like batu liddat. The black
black part i dunno is what but i think they put more
batu burn coconut liao. 


Verdict, Sanya beautiful place, very expense. This
coconut exp, make me +HP up 100 and +MP up 100. 
My dex and agi oso got increase when i eated here.
My coconut level now reach 9000 liao. U see this u will
eated or not ? I think most u shitbrix oredi when read menu.





Pearl River Garden Hotel
Sanya
China




Monday, April 13, 2015

Grand Shanghai Tea House Puchong Puchong Puchong Puchong

Ni hao! Ah Wok long time no post thing so i bring all u 
greeting from Puchong! Ah Wok not big fan of Puchong
and i not really like Puchong because Puchong is not for
human live 1. Puchong is the bestest shitbrix place in all
Malaysia and Sinjiapor and Amerika. Almost anything
 come from Puchong can automatik come inside here liao. 



This time my gf go to buy Groupon thing. I tell her oredi
this kind of thing where can buy 1. She not have belip me.
Finish liao la my hard earn RM 100. 


See this menu oredi up car, Want me driving whole
family go to up car restoran in up car place. Haiyah
why need liddis leh? Look down pic there is got some
weird thing. Is skin and something. I eat that something
but not eat skin. I regret shitbrix i regret eated the inside
thing. See skin so tik so not yummy.


This is also special dish. I call this oil thing dish. I upgred
my camera fon to blackbely so all u can see clear the many
thing that u cannot see with my old fon. 


Kailan is the bestest oily thing u can eated here. Drive 
far to Puchong eated oily kailan is shitbrix i tell u.


This is the bestest thing not to order here. Who order this 
who ownself rugi. U see properly the chicken something
not right. If u not see it, u download and zoom in see
again until u see something not rite. 



Here is fish, This very bad. Really very bad, Fish if
not fresh need fry. This fish even after fry is still very
not fresh. I think i got tell kapten this fry fish need 
to fry again and again so can become not so shitbrix.
Kapten see me look 1 type like see her no up. Yes i
see u no up, i see this fish no up, i see your jiken no
up, i up car at your up place.


 This is plate of many mushroom and oil. Here you will
taste the special cooking oil they use. I dunno wat
mushroom taste like here but i know cooking oil coz
i got use at home also. 


3 prawn in 1 egg. Most expense dish ever created. 


This sup is come from washing mesin. They finish wash
your baju then use the water put a little bit salt then serve u
with bones and all. Where can drink 1. U take this water go
wash some more baju la.


Egg tat i extra order coz i got like egg tat alot. Pandan
egg tat the egg like many day old, the outside biskut like
many week old and the whole thing taste like come
from 1970. See also probrem liao still wan me eated
this meh ? 


Kenot finish, Jiken really shitbrix 1. Order the extra thing
also is ownself rugi. 


 The bill. Cinaboy like me always tok dollar and sense. 
So here my dollar and sense. U are expense, u are place
in shitbrix town, u are servis like i owe u money.
I also cannot brain why i Puchong food. When is
Puchong ppl will wake up ? U all make LDP 
very jam, u all serve shitbrix food and u all not know
what pofesional serbis is, u all also dunno wat is
standard price? 


Really who eated this jiken is will up white car
and ownself rugi. 


Each time my other gutterfood buddy ask me eated
in puchong i very sked. How many time up car oredi?
Still not yet wake up meh? I know got nice thing in 
puchong, cannot be all bad. But how come everytime
we kena is we kena the bad 1 ? Why no 1 time we
Puchong we up up the Puchong 1? Owiz is we Puchong
we rugi.
This restoran really up car big time shitbrix many days
who come who ownself rugi. The piktar alone nuff
to see no need me explain jor.



Grand Shanghai Tea House
Setiawalk Mall @upfloor 
Puchong

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

BAILEYS ESPRESSO SHAKE

Harrow everybody!! My name is Ah Yin the new Gutterfood contributor (you all oso ken call me Ah Ying). Just a very brief intro la, I just finished my Dipoma in Masters Bachelor Degree. 18 this year, very pok very chui lor. I like eated and drink food but sometimes the food so bad I had to gutterfood it. That is why I have gotten here.

So last week there was a Happy New Year Eve Day la, many pipu has gotten out to celebrate and I also feel very ronely so I go out celebrated. So I drive to Sunway Giza to have drink la. Lucky no peanut butter jam but tunaseng all pub so full liao how to drink?

There was a kopi bar shop named the Library. I abit sua ku go in look look see see got encyclopedia wikipedia or not. You know la, just finished my Dipoma in Masters Bachelor Degree the brain still wanting to read books. I see they got serve kopi drinks like Setarbuk, nothing special la. Then suddenly I remembered I saw this signature drink in their fesbuk.



In my surprised they has got this Baileys Espresjio Ice-cream shake drink. Wah rao, tree combo. Got kopi got espresjio got ice cream. So I ordered the drink to get high a bit la. How much damage? RM 24++ with no GST, quite reasonoble lah for alcohol with espresjio with ice-cream.Where else can you find such drink in local mamak?

 My drink served within 10 minutes after order. Lucky not much unker auntie order speciality drink like this one, they only order air suam then open ipad play candy crush beside the corner. Served so fast, I also got no time to open my CoC k.

So I sip sip a bit, tunaseng no alcohol also. How to get high like that? I bring amoi out to get celebrated ler. So I suck suck halfway still no alcohol taste also. Bottoms up also no alcohol taste, all taste like milk shake with chocolate ice-cream. Like that how to get high and touchy amoi. I has got feeling cheated with the price I paying at Happy New Year Eve Day. Countdown 123 also no syiok no high high. I rather go drink Neskape shake from mamak also not the frust.

You see got many bubble, after drink also can burp burp very syiok.



Anyway, Happy New Year 2015.


Location: The Library outside lefthand side beside Sunway Giza

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

The straits cafe make me strait shitbrix

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here at bandar utama centerpoint pay
 handfon bill but the sistem down jor so man asking
me wait 20 minit. 

Next to Digi shop got this straits cafe so i come eated
since must haf wait 20 minit. I sitting down see menu 
but waiter got come say got promo now.

PROMO is muz order coz Ah Wok always think promo
is valuebles for money and must be hot selling thing.
I wrong. 

This thai plate combo thing dunno wat wat is promo.
I like thai food so i order. 


When you see it u will shitbrix. Oni got thai cili sos and
they call this thing thai plate. Summoar the thai kok cili
sos look 1 kind. Funny kaler i tell u.


The prawn inside menu got say special wrap dunno wat 
pandan prawn thing. My spoon got bigger than prawn.
The leaf is got need many hour to wrapping 1 coz i use
many hour to take out.

The jiken not fresh. Can tasting the freezer thing and if
black pepper also can tasting freezer things means
u up car jor. 

U dun ask me why got salad there small small. Is not thai
salad. 1 look can tell jor. The peenut and the ikan bilis is
the best. I chew 5 minit the ikan bilis still not yet can break.
Can tell this good quality ikan bilis coz not easy break 1.


The prawn u see i kopek oredi the leaf. Who blind 1 oso can
know this prawn not fresh, no need the leaf and u cook wid
wat oso no haf taste 1. I think the chef take long time cooking
prawn coz he make sure the prawn full cook until dry. Maybe
chef wan to make udang kering but know becoz i got hungry he
make not so kering for me. 


Here the bill. I order 2 water coz dry thing very hard to
swallow so nid many water to help. The longan jelly cup
very jelly until oni can see jelly but no longan. The cincau
is the best black water i haf taste in bandar utama centerpoint.


I no finish the food. Ah ma always say if no finish food is waste
and will jit doh 1. I no listen to ah ma coz if i finish
the food i will not become human. This really not for
human eated 1. 





The Straits Cafe
Centerpoint Bandar Utama
PJ

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Kim Heng Lee make fear factor food leh

ah kiang knows sabah is femes for sang nyuk meen (raw meat noodle) so when ah kiang see this coffee shop selling sang nyuk meen he thinks he jackpot already.


they sell noodle with pork and some side dishes. this pork cooked in black soya sauce is one of it. ah kiang thinks this dish looks like the taukeh soh just shat on it. somemore the shape like mount kinabalu. the more far u stand and see the more real it look like shit. very geli.


then the noodles very cincai do. looks like something ah kiang see in fear factor where ppl get money to eat worms. but ah kiang not get paid to eat also. i paid the taukeh so pula.


up car place. pls don't come. better go mcvalue 5.95 only.

address: near the mcdonalds desa jaya kepong

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Thegutterfood goes international - Hong Kong Day in Hong Kong

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here at harbor something shopping
kompreks. I come here need walk 20 minit from hotel.
Very alot people. Hungry jor, time eated liao!

See this place so nais. Many people sure got big chance not
wrong 1. U all easy liao, this blog not tok good food. This
blog is tok shitbrix food. So if pic here, mean konpirm upcar! 


U look this wat. If u can guess mean u good liao. Coz i
got ask my fren wat order her she say she himself oso
dunno. Wah lauuuu liddat meh.

She then ask me try. Ok i try, Ok i take out camera fon
after i try. This yellow noddle, not noddle. Is salt. U see
the fake lobak or not? Ya is fake lobak. Look like lobak
not have taste lobak. 


This mine 1. Is fry rice wid salt. Got nothing inside
oni have rice and salt. Best douuuuuu must take pic
and put here.


Ah nao this 1 u guess is wat ? If u say this wantanmee
then i say u wrong jor. This not wantanmee. This salt 
noddle sup wid salt balls. Really super salt place. 
I now got 22 year old and i eated here all this is all 
the salt i eated in 22 year. Genggggg lehhhh!
Next time instead of add salt 22 year i juz need
come here 1 time then very bou oredi. Here enuf salt 1.



This my coca cola. Inside the coca cola u guess got wat?
Salt? No lah, this coca cola wei, where got salt. Is sugar
and water and ling mong and ais and gas. This is bestest
tasting thing here in this restoran coz no have the salt.


Really kenot eated this Soddle. salt noddle really not for
human eated 1. the salt ball oso is for ppl wan upcar or
die younger. If u got drink this sup, u otomatik countdown
jor. 


The bill here few ppl eated is HKD 500+ i forgot jor.
I pay coz i know but i not have knows salt is expense
food. Salt not cip 1 meh ? This place oni for ppl who 
inside body not not enuf salt but is for ppl inside body
no salt. This more salt than my hamchinpeng at the
charlie brown cafe. Not for human eated 1 this place.





Hong Kong Day
Harbour City Mall
Hong Kong