Monday, November 30, 2009

Puzzle : I am confused, a dog will also confuse eating there.

This place just got open a week ago. So me and my friend decided to eat there one. Looks so expensive one and high class so we go to ATM first for cucuk coz I afraid eating at hotel got hidden tax. This place is up on the hill in Kuching, Walk there also very hard. Why they built hotel up a hill? Pullman Hotel suppose to be like the best hotel in Kuching liao.

This place name Puzzle. Why ah? You wanna make people confuse what? You look at the name oredi Boh Song to you. This place so nice but name give people confuse. Even dog go there also confuse!

Then I go inside and sit down at the table. Got see the menu. So heavy one but inside so little food. Also see buffet no good also. Pay RM68 but food give to dog, dog don't want to eat liao. Better don't eat buffet. I choose ala-carte. But I see menu like 5 minute. I even raised my hand. No one come to me ask what i want to eat. I wait a bit. Flip around the 3 page menu. Even Tadika book is thicker than the menu! Wait a bit after 10 minute also no waiter come to ask. The place is empty. Maybe the worker asleep in the kitchen.

After that i decided to go. Maybe they think my face got problem one. My face no money one. So i go lah. Eat elsewhere! I'm happily spend eating at the next door hotel. Eat lamb chop. Pay RM94.45 also i don't mind.

Puzzle, Pullman Kuching
082 - 222 888

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Bak Chor Mee is confirm not human food

Oh hi gutterfood readers. Long time no post here because AhKiang went to attend English course. After 1.5 months I now can typing more proper English liao. Tutor said many improves and I is feels happiness. My recent grammar test I got 37/100! If u has sense my English has improving and wanting to join my class do leave a comment. OK back to gutter shit brix food.

Near my office got a big food court where i always eated there. Inside the big food court got 1 bak chor mee stall selling what people say is the best bak chor mee in the food court because there's only 1 food court near my office and the food court got only 1 bak chor mee stall so do you see how many senses it make. I ordered 1 bowl from the auntie and from the look is a bit tastiness because the noodles has quite springy. But when I smelling smelling it I shat brix through my nose. Got VINEGAR!!! Again! Got many many inside! FFFUUUUUUUU

After finish shit brix through my nose I went back to aunty asking her why you putted vinegar? Is no tasty already! Then she said "WOKAYYYY you should tell me if you no want vinegar then i no put it for you. I make another bowl for you!" I got a little syok inside thinking I got another bowl free but then i shit brix through my eyes when i saw she putting many many spoons of ketchup into my next to shit brix bak chor mee. I wanted to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU on the spot.

So there I got 2 bowls of bak chor mee I didn't eated. 1 bowl got many vinegar and another got many tomato sos. It will be the last time i will eated bak chor mee because after this i can confirm it is shit brix no human allowed food. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Portugis food con people

Stall #1, u must remember kenot eated here. Is
place they con people. They serve portugis food
but nothing portugis about the food oso ! Oni
the price very portugis cos is expense like mad!
This is Sea terrace stall, my fren say is bestest
portugis food in melaka. Now i know melaka is
got no good food.

I order 2 plate fry rice to eat with my frens. Stupid
lady is deaf and dumb. I say i want 1 plate medium
fry rice dowan spicy and 1 plate medium fry rice
wan spicy.
She oni bring me 1 lousy plate fry rice that taste like
is from some rubbish bin.

Then she bring us 2 plate noddle. I no order noddle
so how come noddle can come.... sumore 2 plate ?
FuuuUuUUU i angry jor. Noddle is like fail hokkien
mee. Why i wan go melaka eated hokkien mee ?
I dowan say anything to lady cos i sked later she
puiiii into my food.

This here is kangkung belacan. Portugis people dunno
what is kangkung belacan so they is simply fry wan.
I regret order this.

This is they say special sweet sour crab. Taste like
fail singapore chili crab. Nothing portugis about this
crab other than price.

This is otak otak. As i know is not from muar cos
this otak otak is super salty. They use little bit of
fish and alot salt to make this. This one u eat
is confirm will lose many hairs and kidney got
stone. I eat 1/2 pis i drink 3 cup water.

I end up with expense dinner. Not even worth paying
kind of dinner. Summore this restoran menu got write
5 type of lala. But they no have lala. Kena con liao laaaa.

Portugis wat la, i shudda go jonker eated. Noddle also i
never order summore bring me 2 plate. Rice oso taste
like from 5 days ago cook one.

Crab is actually singapore  chili crab but they portugised it and call it sweet sour.
The kangkung belacan is make me dissapoints.
The otak otak is made from salt not fish.

This place is not for human eat!

Sea Terrace @ San Pedro Square
N2 10.990 E102 16.022

Melaka is not for human eat

To find this restoran is very hard, is so small the
entrance and parking hard to find. Come here also
must go through many traffic jam. They is serving
here nyonya food. Melaka femes for this things.

This is first fail. Pontay chiken that tasting like
true shitbrix food. So weird tasting until dowan
to eat. Puuuuuui !

This one is the special sos chiken rice serve with
some melaka acar and vegetable. The chiken is
like not cooked, the vegetable is not have taste,
the rice is sticky sticky and the chiken can go to
hell !

My stewpik melaka fwen tell me this femes dish
is kenot find in KL. After i eat, i tell my fwen, if
KL got serving this, the place very soon is bankrap!

Melaka femes cendoi is oni can find at jonker,
not here. No nid me say anything else if not
i become angry.

This is nyonya laksa. I see oso i sked. The kaler
is so lemaky i sked eat then will shit liquid all day
long. I gerenti u this one u see one time enuf jor.

I dunno why this place got so many people come.
Issit they dunno what good nyonya food is ? Jonker
walk not far from here but the food much better. The
ais kacang and cendoi confirm you is many time better
than this place. KL nyonya restoran better than this
place ! No fight ah !

Donald & Lily's
N2 11.662 E102 14.812

Pok noddle fail

Is near 10pm so many shop oredi kolos cos late.
So i go eated this place call Forum19.
I order this pok noddle mee hoon from this
aunty come from china wan. Oni speaking
mandarin. So i point her i wan this cos her
piktar at stall look nais.

Eeeyerrr where can eat wan. The sup is water
add with salt, the fish kek is not fresh cos i can
tasting the fish going to spoil. Then her pok
wantan is use the 10 skin to wrapping pok, So
very thick until i eat wantan skin oni and not tasting
the pok she put. Really thick la. So geli ler.
You see the sup kaler, i think she got put in some
kalering thing so that you will shit brix.

My kopi o so thick until i pee dat time is got

You come here, please no order the pok noddle.
If not u will shit brix after u eated it. Is best you
all no come here eated. I see not many people order
food but all watch the big skrin projektor.

Forum 19
Seksyen 19 PJ
N3 06.826 E101 37.646

Latseiliama antarabangsa

This shop is femes from kampung baru in KL.
But now they open branch in kota damansara
there so i go eated bring my fren.
I sit down the waiter ask me standing go to the
counter because is self serbis. I hate self serbis ! I
see signboard and ordering this nasi lemak with
sambai sotong. Is really not nice coz this sotong is
more harder than rubber. And the sambai is got
1 kind of smell. And they no sissor to cut the sotong
into smaller for me. You think is my mouth so big
can one shot putted in the sotong ah ?

My fren he order he wan with fry ayam. I think
he go up car oredi cos when eated that time the
ayam got more bone than meats. I tell my fren
the ayam look sick cos is yellow kaler.

This our drinks. My fren taking the barli water
is can see many barli and ice and clear water. The
barli he say is instant make cos the barli still hard.
Mine is teh o ice but i drink is like kaler water. Not
have teh tasting.

This amazing bill is pay b4 u eat. Self serbis
then oni water they serbis you but then still
got serbis cas. Where cannnnnnn !!!

All the nasi lemak here is fail cos all is tasting
not nice. The rice many many give u, sambai
they give u little bits and they all cas u expense.
Look my plate is you think worth RM 7.90 for
this lousy food ? And you cas me serbis cas but
ask me stand and order and carry my own nasi
lemak to my table ?

I dowan come here oredi coz i eated
the nasi lemak i shit brix. I see bill also
i shit brix. i dowan to sila datang lagi.

Nasi Lemak Antarabangsa
Kota Damansara
N3 09.094 E101 35.557

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Suckest roti

That day so hungry then went to a shop, not sell anything one, only got sell this roti, so i buy lor. I thought roti semua should have standard one, sure can eat one. But this one.... haihhhhhhhhh........

This got 3 flabour one, coklat, coffee & vanila. I eat the coklat one first, walao taste so bad, but i so hungry i just tahan this shit and i eat it.

Then i eat the kopi flabour one, walao this time i cannot tahan already, the kopi paste is so sticky really like shit, i koyak open the roti, see inside like that, really beh tahan already, i put it aside first.

I give it last chance, now i koyak open the vanila flabour one, aiyooooo.... why this yellow colour one, is this vanila or kaya? I taste abit, eeeyeeerrrrrr, taste like that dunno what medicine.

I surrender, i really cannot already, so i said bye bye to the roti and give them to tong sampah. This roti is so sucking, only for sucker eat one.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Tea time no good here

In damansara jaya i go this cafe called
Papa's cafe. Only got 2 table people and
since i want drink teh eated light things i
stop here for while before go off working.

Waiter he come telling me this is spesial
inside menu and is hot selling thing femes.
Is bread with cheese and tuna.
I really regret order this hot selling femes
thing coz the cheese like burn, the bread so dry,
and the tuna is SOUR ! where got tuna sour wan.

My gf order this ham thing. Also u can see from
piktar the bread ...... is dry.

So i can confirm here is femes for dry bread.
If eated bread, you need order 2-3 tong of water
so the bread can go down neck if not will stuck
halfway and u is difficult breath.

Milo not help much unless u eated the ham, take the
bread and dip in milo.

Papa's Cafe
Damansara Jaya
N3 07.597 E101 36.990

Puchong fail again

My fwen he go to recommending me eated at this
place called Ramai Food Kot. He say this place
more gooder than Everyday food kot. So i go to
try here for supper time.

I reaching here not anymore rain. So i sit down
table and ordering drinks. Then i walk to this stall
and order this Thai Hot Wok noddles. They give
me this 4 sos is got sugar, cili powders, sour sambal,
and fish kicap. Gimme sugar for wat ???
I know i finished liao because if this 4 sos come
before noddle is means is not nais liao.

This my noddle cost RM5. Is so salty u not wan
add the fish kicap anymore. I tasting sup 1 spoon
is drink 2 cup cina teh ais. That is how salty. My
fish kek is come direct from freezer. How i know?
Is when eat that time inside is still frozen. The 2 big
piece white karot, is too old to eated.

My friend he say must order this kungfu bak
kut teh. Wat kungfu got ? MSG and salt is many.
This no rice is RM8.50 and not for human eated
wan. This sup u drink 1 spoon u drink 1 cup 100 plus.
Not as bad as my thai noddle.

My other friend he come late so before he sit down
he also naik kereta go order KUNGFU BAK KUT TEH.
Too late la he no asking us. U go up car oredi what to
do. Kungfu bak kut teh earn another RM8.50.

If you come here to this food kot, make sure dont
go up car order thai hot wok noddle. Nothing thai
about it oso. And if you come here to shit brix and
want to lose hair, this is the right place.

Restaurant Ramai Food Center
N3 01.995 E101 36.897

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Fun Taipei not fun wan

Fun Taipei open shop in ss2. I owiz see got
many people so i thinking they must be spesial.

My gf go to order this spesial mee suah oyster.
It so spesial it got no taste. You see it like big bowl
but is spesial camera use to taking piktar make
the noddle look big. 3 year old children can finish
eated this. Spesial lehhhhh......

This one they cook is 5 minit, i wish they use
more than 5 minit. The cooker no put salt inside
so got no taste. FAIL !

I order this spesial minced pork rice. Again u see
the spesialness is the small size and little bit.
The cooker who cooking this no add salt into all
except for the mince meat. So i think when he
forget add salt into all, he one shot put all salt
into my meat. FuuuUUuuUUUuu !!!!
This also FAIL !

I got fren follow me go to here that night. He go
order spesial pok chop rice. Is actually spesial
fried flour with no pok chop. I think they fry
the flour forget put pok inside. I try 1 pis his
fry pok and i regret.

Also the cooker forget putting salt so he make
up for his wrong by put kicap on rice.

See my bill, nothing spesial. I wan tell the boss
you better open in taiwan not open here. Who
eat here is confirm shit brix.

I regret come here to have fun. I go home
hunger but since eated that spesial unsalt
food make me not want go round 2. And my
mango jus i forget take piktar is RM6 because
i order big. They oni put color but not have
mango taste. No fun at all la this place. Shit Brix!

Fun Taipei Tea Cafe
N3 07.099 E101 37.206

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Black Canyon serve rock not food, fakkau u!

i bringed my cousin go eated the Black Canyon Cafe in Summit USJ. so they write there the steak got free sup so we ma order the steaks.

my cousin she order the chicken with gravy noddles, turn out is cantonis hor fun wif one piece of chicken brest on teh side.

i order the beef steak, arrive looks good... yummy

then i cutted the steak, i order medium well, came out super well. is so dry and hard!

no taste also the sos on top is for show, no tasty one. i eated few mouthful and surrender liao. fed up

then my cousin also try to cut the chicken brest, she say is hard like rock! at the end she left the whole piece. she given me a piece i try to eateding, felt like tasting the dried cardboard.

so i tell the kapten is no good, he say kitchen misunderstand , sorry. thats all.

then i say good, i also misunderstand on the bill. i pay u RM5 cos i dun understand wat u writing on the bill. then he show me cock face.

last last i pay rm53 for the above shit. i fakkau u , black canyon sucks!