Friday, April 17, 2015

Restoran LYF dunno if sg buloh or kota damansala but dont matter lah

Ni Hao! Ah Wok here. I go to see dokter afterward so 
only have time eated quick fast thing so i go to this
shitbrix restoran near my hospital. 

I not know this so bad shitbrix i take piktar
for all u see. 

I order 2 ppl fry rice coz Ah Wok is rice people. No rice
can die 1. No rice is not for human eated 1. This rice
is not for human eated 1. No taste, no kaler, no liu, no 
kick, no wok hei, no feel. 

U see this rice oso no feel jor how to eated ? This u ownself
order u ownself rugi.

Ah Wok like fukin mai fun. Ah Wok eated fukin mai fun since
1999. I tell u i never eated fukin mai fun liddis b4. Is the
bestest fukin mai fun in the whole entire Malaysia and Sinjiapor
and Taikok. This fukin mai fun is not black 1. But is ok, becoz
the fukin mai fun no taste, no wok taste, no liu except 2-3 
prawn and then the fukin mai fun got few stick of vegetable.
This fukin mai fun cost me RM 32. Is for 2 people eated saiz.
The 2 people who eated this is not human jor.  Is me and my gf.
RM 32 of fukin mai fun if u go elsewhere is eated until u cannot
eated anymore thing 1. Here is liddis oni. 

Kailan is the bestest vegetable in the whole Malaysia. U can
kailan here kailan there kailan everywhere oso wont go wrong.
Here story not same. Here the kailan go wrong. If u see properly
the piktar, they kailan the kailan. Wei, the kailan so cheap, u still
wan cut cut tiok liddis meh ? Dun la do until liddis wei. Kailan not
expense oso. U chop chop cut cut liddis make the kailan not
look like kailan not feel like kailan oredi. Why wan slice the
kailan ah????? whyyyyyyyyyy?????

My bill is 4 people eated. RM 85. I got order 2 ppl fry rice,
2 ppl fukin mai fun, and 2 ppl kailan galik. Cip or not u 
ownself say la. And no drink beer. Is cinis tea ti kuan yin ok.

Some ppl tell me this restoran is brother same as the restoran lyj not far 
from here. LYJ actually quite nice, but why this brother so not nice ?
Very liok sui and very shitbrix food. Dun come here. U come here
u ownself rugi oni. 

Restoran LYF
N3 10.018 E101 34.190
Sg Buloh Industrial Park

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Gutterfood Goes International - Sanya CoCoNuT

Ni hao ! Ah Wok here. I ownself steal opis time
write this so i must fast write if not boss catch me
will fry my sotong 99. 

Last year i go wid my gf to Sanya in China. There i
end up at mostest shitbrix place in the world. All people
tell me Sanya is beauty place with many thing but expense.

Now that Ah Wok and gf oredi here, we is tell you that
Sanya is femes for coconut. Their coconut is so femes
that when i buy at RM 12 for 1 coconut i confirm i rugi
and up car big time jor. I go jaya grocer buy even more
cheap and with pandan summore.

So we end up here this place sell all full coconut food.
Is femes hotel, so femes until google oso dun work coz
China block all liao. 

Menu is power man. U see properly all name is like
come from heaven 1. All dish is got coconut. 

Here i introduce u the shitbrix coconut sup thing.
U drink this u ownself rugi. Meat and coconut dun
go together 1. Just cannot la.

Here is some funny things. All funny things got some
coconut on it or in it. Very coconuti.

This salad. Is fruit salad with coconut lups. The white
square thing u see i call as lups is coconut lups. The
sos is mayonis. Very jelak after u eated few lups liao
and u will feel u oredi too much coconut liao.

This is kari kai. Although u not see coconut, but is the santan
that is from coconut. Look like someone laosai and it taste
even worse than look. The potato is like just put in. Not yet 
cook 1. Very shitbrix i tell u. 

This is bestest coconut dish ever to make u coconut
power up level 9000. Coz when u fry the kacang, u
expect taste like kacang. No! U is wrong ! Here the 
kacang is taste coconut. The biskut outside is oso
taste like coconut. If u wan full combo coconut,
this dish is full combo coconut. 

Vege is very special. The vege got fry with some wet wet
coconut. If u zoom in piktar u can see the coconut they spoon
out still wet wet got coconut chups on it. Then when they
fry this vege, they coconut jus kau it. If u asking me wat
this tasting, i tell u is coconut. 

This piktar is take after 12 ppl eated. As you can see still
got many thing left can feed whole kampung 1. Human
body not take coconut too many coz will many probrem
when shitbrix that time. 

Welcome to fish. This i still remember the taste. U know 
la China fish many bones 1. This fish is no diffren from 
the normal China fish, still many bones but this very special
coz the soya sos u see, is actually coconut water with
kalering. No salty taste. Only coconut taste. 

I can gerenti u this not soya sos. Kicap is salty taste,
not coconut taste. This many bones special unicorn fish
is stim wid the coconut jus and some black kaler water.
More coconut jus not many black kaler. Nobody dare
eated this except me. Ah Wok eated all thing 1. 

Ah Wok up the car big time this fish. I shitbrix 3 day
3 nite becoz this fish.

Here got dessert. This dessert is special cannot get elsewhere
other than here the coconut land. Is rice coconut.
Basically is like nasi lemak, coz is rice boil coconut 
water. But here they can himpit kasi kompress the thing
and they effort put inside coconut and bake and then
they cut nicely presentation to you eated till u rugi shitbrix up car.

U dun ask me what the black black white white thing is.
The white white thing inside the nasi lemak himpit Sanya
is coconut. The skin outside is coconut. But the coconut 
cannot eated 1 coz is hard like batu liddat. The black
black part i dunno is what but i think they put more
batu burn coconut liao. 

Verdict, Sanya beautiful place, very expense. This
coconut exp, make me +HP up 100 and +MP up 100. 
My dex and agi oso got increase when i eated here.
My coconut level now reach 9000 liao. U see this u will
eated or not ? I think most u shitbrix oredi when read menu.

Pearl River Garden Hotel

Monday, April 13, 2015

Grand Shanghai Tea House Puchong Puchong Puchong Puchong

Ni hao! Ah Wok long time no post thing so i bring all u 
greeting from Puchong! Ah Wok not big fan of Puchong
and i not really like Puchong because Puchong is not for
human live 1. Puchong is the bestest shitbrix place in all
Malaysia and Sinjiapor and Amerika. Almost anything
 come from Puchong can automatik come inside here liao. 

This time my gf go to buy Groupon thing. I tell her oredi
this kind of thing where can buy 1. She not have belip me.
Finish liao la my hard earn RM 100. 

See this menu oredi up car, Want me driving whole
family go to up car restoran in up car place. Haiyah
why need liddis leh? Look down pic there is got some
weird thing. Is skin and something. I eat that something
but not eat skin. I regret shitbrix i regret eated the inside
thing. See skin so tik so not yummy.

This is also special dish. I call this oil thing dish. I upgred
my camera fon to blackbely so all u can see clear the many
thing that u cannot see with my old fon. 

Kailan is the bestest oily thing u can eated here. Drive 
far to Puchong eated oily kailan is shitbrix i tell u.

This is the bestest thing not to order here. Who order this 
who ownself rugi. U see properly the chicken something
not right. If u not see it, u download and zoom in see
again until u see something not rite. 

Here is fish, This very bad. Really very bad, Fish if
not fresh need fry. This fish even after fry is still very
not fresh. I think i got tell kapten this fry fish need 
to fry again and again so can become not so shitbrix.
Kapten see me look 1 type like see her no up. Yes i
see u no up, i see this fish no up, i see your jiken no
up, i up car at your up place.

 This is plate of many mushroom and oil. Here you will
taste the special cooking oil they use. I dunno wat
mushroom taste like here but i know cooking oil coz
i got use at home also. 

3 prawn in 1 egg. Most expense dish ever created. 

This sup is come from washing mesin. They finish wash
your baju then use the water put a little bit salt then serve u
with bones and all. Where can drink 1. U take this water go
wash some more baju la.

Egg tat i extra order coz i got like egg tat alot. Pandan
egg tat the egg like many day old, the outside biskut like
many week old and the whole thing taste like come
from 1970. See also probrem liao still wan me eated
this meh ? 

Kenot finish, Jiken really shitbrix 1. Order the extra thing
also is ownself rugi. 

 The bill. Cinaboy like me always tok dollar and sense. 
So here my dollar and sense. U are expense, u are place
in shitbrix town, u are servis like i owe u money.
I also cannot brain why i Puchong food. When is
Puchong ppl will wake up ? U all make LDP 
very jam, u all serve shitbrix food and u all not know
what pofesional serbis is, u all also dunno wat is
standard price? 

Really who eated this jiken is will up white car
and ownself rugi. 

Each time my other gutterfood buddy ask me eated
in puchong i very sked. How many time up car oredi?
Still not yet wake up meh? I know got nice thing in 
puchong, cannot be all bad. But how come everytime
we kena is we kena the bad 1 ? Why no 1 time we
Puchong we up up the Puchong 1? Owiz is we Puchong
we rugi.
This restoran really up car big time shitbrix many days
who come who ownself rugi. The piktar alone nuff
to see no need me explain jor.

Grand Shanghai Tea House
Setiawalk Mall @upfloor