Dark dark place eated what oso dunno

We is back ! We taking the many day away so can
come back fresh fresh write many thing for all you
to reading.

This is chinese restoran which i eated not too long
ago. All you must remember no come here.

This place inside shopping compreks is hard find
parking inside and outside. When go in must
careful coz they no money buy light. So if u no walk
properly is can easy fall down and "PK".

This place servis is bad. I wan self servis also they
no let and scold me. So must waited them free oni
they is come serbis u. Wa lau, this place is pratise you
patience. Make u wait long long.

And also ah, you order must checkin properly make
sure repeat 25 time. Coz i order same thing 20 time
and still can come wrong thing. I got order the pork
rib i think 10 time but still no come. So minimum is
must tell them 25 time i think.

I order many thing but not sure wat come. Coz is dark dark
inside. The pot u see up there in pikture is coz my camera
got flash. If no flash u see dark dark and not see pot. I
purposely put 1 pau yee there to tell you if you eated this
"hoi mei pou" for 10 ppl, u oni get that 1 small pau yee.
I ask around table and oni i get that.

The piktar up there, i dunno is what but i know is expense
and shitbrix. So not worth telling anything other than i kena
"Liok".

I order many thing, but is only come few thing and is
not what i order. My fish is fail, my pork no have come,
my vege is shitbrix, my dessert is sux and that plate is
something that i dunno. The portion is small but the price
is rocket high. The place is dark dark, kenot see shit, the
servis is bestest in the world where they no let you self
servis and u wait 10 minit for them bring u white rice and
20 minit for pour tea into your cup.

I hope they close shop soon. coz if eated here is will be
more hunger.

Reunion chinese restaurant
Bangsar Village 2
N3 07.810 E101 40.271

Fail Char Kuay Teow at Lot 10 Hutong

Lot 10 Hutong food court suppose to be mostly good food if not eatedble food.
So I go during lunchtime and trai Char Kuay Teow. This stall is the penang food one.





Fry liao look like this. I am feel funny ady. that is small prawn. okey never mind i dig in



NIA SING!!!
Mana itu SIHAMMMM???
Mana itu LAP CHEONG???
Mana itu LARD???

I so bengang I eat few mouth I stop edi.

Non halal food court why the hell u leave out all this key item?

U all do business or just con job? NIA SING betul i waste my money and effort go there.

This CKT is cheat ppl one. If u read this still go eated, u r champion sohai #1.

Very fishy noddle

That day i wented here to eated fish head noddle.
Now is trend everywhere also got fish head noddle.
But here is different coz is inside gutterfood page.
So is confirm shitbrix.

This restoran wei yip my friend say is nice. Where
got nice ? The only nice thing i can say is this place
the plate and bowl still new.

First thing you see, is the expense price. Second
thing you see is Madam Lee just open. Third thing
you see is they logo is ugly.

This is the only thing that is edible. Problem is
i come here to eated good nice fish head noddle.
Not come here eat cili sos.

This one is my order. Expense fish paste noddle.
They fail many thing here. I know coz i is experts
in fish head noddle.

The sup base is heavy taste of milk. When you
many milk you must many ginger. This oredi is fail.
Then when you many fish paste, you must make
confirm the fish paste not 1 week old. If not is
will smell fishy. When smell fishy is will make whole
bowl soup smell and taste bad. This is my bad taste
bowl of fish head noddle. It make me shitbrix and
trouble my stomak.

This is my gf order. She not take milk so they not
add in. Problem is, when you not add in milk, you
must make soup for tasty. This one is taste like
skyjus except is hot. Dont have fish head taste and
no have kiamchai taste. Fail la. What taste also
dont have how to call as fish head noddle ?

I clever eated fish head until clean clean. But i also got
problem here coz before i eated, is oredi is clean clean.

The fish head noddle and fish paste noddle is i and
my gf share share. We both like the cili. And that all
we like. We no like the parking, we no like the sup
with or widout the milk, and we no like the fish paste
or the fish head coz fish paste not fresh and fish head
oni gimme bone nia. When you no generus the kiamchai
and u no generus the ginger, you soup is gone case.

Restaurant Wei Yip
Sunway Mas
N3.11990 E101.59935

GutterFood Cooking Lesson- Pad Woon Sen (Thai)

Remember got this post?
http://thegutterfood.blogspot.com/2009/09/i-got-eated-at-venicia.html

Yea..it sparked so many attensyen, that got one anon guy go post this komen:

Anonymous said...
Like to critisize ppl's cooked food ? why dont u cook ur own food ? Asswipe. never had all these food before dun simply says its not nice or whatsoever.
September 21, 2009 4:17 PM

It pose a challenge to me, yea, why not? coz i know wat is shit brix food, and what is no shit brix food.
So nao i ken harness my kulinary skill in cooking GUTTERFOOD for you all.

I hope this post will helping all future chef, so that they try very hard not to do wat i do here...wokay?

So here is what I wented to cook, Pad Woon Sen (means stir fry glass nodle).

So i think after watching the videos and googling, i think i ken cook liao. So i custom my own ingredient.
Wokayyy...  lets start off wif the ingredients.

got mushrooms (cut &wash), vege (optional), fishsos, blekpepper,

garlics, and some frozen prawns (fresh or not no worry)

Then u soak and drain the Woon Sen.

Make sure u cutted it in small pieces.

First, putted some oil on wok. Is non stick wok...

so the oil also no stick.

Then u put in the garlics. Thai garlics no need cut wan.

Is gooding like this. aroma is smellness nice

Then time to add in the prawns. Marinated wan.

I use kicap manis, fish sos, soy sos..and any

sos that is blek in kaler oso ken.

So i stirfry the prawns wif the mushrooms

Then the mushroom gived water (coz was soaked).

Is this suppose like this?

I has no idea if this is a gooding idea or not...

But anyway, i continue cook (coz i really dunno liao)

Then i masuk the Woon Sen (thai glass nodle)

Then i adding egg.

Then i stir like shit, add in the sos (fish sos, soy sos)

And any sos i can find to make it look black.

Remember children, if u no stir like shit, its not stir fry!

Here is where i notice got problem.

The woon sen seems hard to stir fry

Maybe I no cutted nicesly? It look dry, so i putted some

water+chicken stock so it look wetted with some taste

Stir and stir, add some fish sos, dark sos oso.

Finally, i remember i had forgotten to add sugar!!!

WAFFAK!!!...so i go sprinkle some sugar..

and stir somemore. Hope the sugar is become melting.

Result.....

Not bad. I added some black pepper on top.

Looks is nice.

Looks is also deceiving.

Coz is too salty. No sugar. Prawns over cook liao

Wok fire also not big enuf liao.

Woon Sen too clump clump up liao...hard to eat.

A bit dry also.

So is confirm, this shitbrix food is wat you will cook for your in laws.

Rememeber children, serve this to only people you no like

Gutterfood International - THAILAND - A&W

Just when you thinking A&W oni sux

in Malaysia? Jew r so wrong!!!

It sux oso in Thailand!!!

The all Amerikan FUUUD.... saopei la

Their beef burger Moza. Look ok oni

Afer one bite, yuk...nothing spesial...

1 piece of moza meat there...the beef patty

is so thin also. Not enuf to filling my tummy

So i try another, fish burger.

Fish is NOT FRESH!!!

Got the smelly fishy smell!!!

But their packagine is nice liao.

Got handle for u to holding.

So no dirty your hand when u

puking on your food.

They oso have this fish fillet wif WAFFER?

It tasting weird la. First time eated

waffer wif FISH FILLET!!!

Normally eated wif icecream, but

this is eated wif fish liao.

Taste crunchy, and fishy same time.

Mix reaction liao. Dunno if i like it or hate it.

But definitely no wented there again.

A&W Ayuthaya
Thailand

Starbucks Jaya One

When you go starbucks, remember no order this...

The drink is suppose to be dragon fruit + kiwi

The result is COCKROACH smell.

I ask staff, they say "hahaha, its liddat wan"

TUNASING....

I feel like wan to go down and poke his pet pet

with my penknife.

Don order dis...or anything other than coffee.

If not u sure shitbrix.

Starbucks Jaya One

N3 07 04.6 E101 38 08.5

Gutterfood CNY Spesial - Not extra super tanker

Last time many many moon ago this was my faverite
restoran to eated chinese food. That time not many
people know this place. So quality sometime good
sometime bad.

After that, quality sometime good, most time bad.
Nowaday, most time bad, sometime shitbrix. I no
choice, i haf gutter one of my faverite restoran liao.

I owiz order this since long time ago. Is egg wid
crab meat u wrap in vegetable. Very nice ..... if 10 year
ago. Now u order this, vege come very old, egg give u
many and crab meat if u can find u is lucky. Got
kacang wan, last time many kacang, they call
pine cone nut. Now they extra super kiamsiap.

This my faverite sos. Is small dry prawn with
onion and sambai. Now they charge if u wan order
extra 1 plate.

This is acar. I not eated acar coz i not like.
Is lousiest most expense acar u will ever eated.

This is stone fish. Chinese call sek tau yue. Is very
poisonous. Bone is blue color. I eated this is sabah
they charge me RM 100 for 1kg. If you eated here
in this extra super tanker expense place, They charge
triple. And they not clever cook this because they
steam too long make the meat hard hard.
Expense fish u charge never mind, but if u spoil my
fish it make me not syiok eated it anymore. Fish suppose
to be soft. Kenot overcook wan !

This is roast wood chikin. Is the saltiest thing you
can ever order. And this not cheap i tell you. If you
eated this u is will drink 10 cup chinese tea.

This their spesial tong poh meat. They give fry bun.
Tong poh meat is eated with stim bun not fry !
If fry bun how to absorb the oil and gravy ? The fry bun
oredi is got many oil inside and hard hard skin. Haihz.

I dunno what this vege is but dun order ! Is bitter wan.

This restoran if u come is take big risk. Most time i come
in 2009 and 2010 they mostly gimme shitbrix food. Oni got
1-2 time they serve ok ok food. This old branch. My unker say new
branch even worse. For CNY, stay away from this place. If many
people go, mean quality confirm not gooding coz the person
not able to cook good for many people.

Restaurant Extra Super Tanker
Damansara Kim
N3 08.097 E101 37.742

Gutterfood goes international - Harbin China

My P3 computer dieded liao. Shop say too old no more
spare part so must buy new. Again i have update this
in cyber cafe which not have microsop opis.

This is small shop inside big shop in Harbin. They sell
many thing in here is all from deer.

You see the pot on left hand side, i order that drink
so i can be kuat kuat. Is expense sup but is ok since
can make me kuat kuat.

So small bowl is cost me RMB 40. FuuuUuuuu.
After i drink the salt water sup, i is no feel kuat
kuat. I feel poorer and i shitbrix.

This is waste my money. I am confirm shitbrix
after drink salt water sup. For those dunno read
chinese word, that sup is deer penis sup. Dont waste
money buy that sup remember ! It not have make u
kuat kuat. It oni make u poor and shitbrix.

Deer Farm
Harbin
China

Gutterfood International - KFC China

Ok this my final gutterfood on China until i go to there

again. Here in Harbin, got many many KFC. China people

really like KFC i dunno why.

My gf and i eated this for breakfast in Harbin, China.

We order different burger. I like the chikin thigh so

again like in Mcdonald i go order this. They oni got

1 flavor and is spicy. So i try lor.

This my gf burger. Look shitbrix, tasting shitbrix.

This my burger. So small and so ..... not nais. Oh
and is super expense food. This one i think 1 mouth
can finish liao. But after eated this, u will drink 5 cup
water and 1 cup eno.

Because is order set, they come this. Is not like
coleslaws. Is differens. This i think is people use
to feed the pig. But here they gif me and my gf
eated this kind of thing. We not pig, we human.

This is their popcorn chiken. Is most failed shitbrix
food in their menu next to my super expense burger.
The chiken not like ours here. They are one is dry
and lousy and salty and oily. When u combo that
with their super soggy oily french fry, is confirm
shitbrix food.

Their popcorn chiken is also serve cold. Cold weather
and u ask me eat cold thing is fail la. I regret not have
order their spesial porridge. But when i see other people
not have finish, i dowan say anything.

This KFC becoz serve shitbrix food, they try another
type of marketing stratigi. They give u some
scratch and win kupon if u eated above RMB 50.
I scratch but i not have win anything.

Remember must avoid. No matter how hunger u are
go to supermarket buy thing eated is better than
here. Is lucky i bring eno with me. If no eno i think
i not able to shit.

KFC

Harbin

China