Taufu kang ptuiii

First time in my living i eated taufu kang.

I can truth tell you, i not like at all.

What so special ? Is like shark fin sup with no

fin but they putted taufu inside.

I so angry this restoran. I order normal thing like
pok and fish but they take many long time to cook.
I eat until boh song, all food also not nais until i
very angry i dont want taking piktar. Must not eated here!!!

Restaurant Happy Valley
Klang
N3 03.276 E101 27.936

Expense pan mee

When see pan mee no pok already i boh

song but not have choice coz inside

shopping compreks is hard find pok things.

I ask the girl what special is you got. she answer

in dunno what speaking. So i cincai order then

come the pan mee below piktar. FUuuuuUUuuu

So many leaves until taste oso become like leaves.

My gf order this simple one. Look simple taste
simple but price not simple. Where can like this !!

We order this extra is they call fishcake.

You see also not happy so can imagine the taste.

When u eat it u will shit brix !

25 of my money go to fly away just eat pan mee.

I go outside eat cheaper and better !!!! They serbis

cas me but u go see the place where got serbis ???

Why need cas me for serbis ? i take money paying

parking better than gib them serbis cas me.

Noodle Shack

Ikano Power Center

N3 09.375 E101 36.694

Sticking Noddles

Today i wan showing off this mamak place.

What they fry also is can fail wan.

Look the piktar below...... sticking noddle !!!

If maggi goreng can stickin until like that is

confirm kenot eated wan.

This is 2nd majik show i get. The maggi goreng

and the meehoon goreng same color and also

can sticking together !!!!

Who like stickin noddle can go to here ! What all

they fry is same color wan. Go home shit brix

is confirmed if you is eated here.

Restoran Subaidah

Kota Damansara
N3 09.736 E101 34.890

Otak-otak fails

You got see this look like skool book but is really

menu. Why not have real menu like other people

wan using skool book ?

I order nasi lemak otak otak but i confirm it not

taste good. nasi lemak and otak otak no go together

and if go together will shit brix.

My gf order burger otak otak, you look see nais

but u eated it so lembik not taste burger at all oso.

Summore the fry come so soft everything so soft

the owner think we not have gigi to eat izzit ?

I order side dishes is this they call the otak otak

fish cake. They shape the otak otak to look round

like fish cake. Still very lembik until must use

the hand to eated. cos when i got take use spork

and foon they pecah all over.

Pay bill oso i shit brix for lembik thing.

Otak Otak Place
Tropicana City Mall
N3 07.853 E101 37.621

Kwai Lam manyak Kwai!!!

I always heared people tell me the old subang airpok got nais seafood restoran to eated, so I go looked for one, and found dis Kwai Lam Seafood Restoran. I googled and finded the blogs say this one not bad, samore got foool haus during weekend... so it must be good right?

wokay...so we wented there one fine day then we ordered the dishes. You know...they has got NO SIHAM!!!!! NO LALA!!!! Sting Ray oso NO HAVE!!!!!! wat sort of chiplak resto-lan is this la?

nevermind, we go order..and here is what we orderinged:

The Yau Mak of Normalness

This one memang normal yaumak. What else can I write about this? It came first along wif the dish below:

The Prawn Paste of Crotch

Time of arrival: 8:07pm

What can i say about this? normal tasting, ok la.. its the first two dishes that kambing first. No rice somemore. So we have to eat the vege and this prawnpaste first like hungry cats. Good thing we has got one lenglui among us. So she kept us entertained by letting us look see look see at her pretty face. hehehe

The Chikan Fish

Time of arrival: 8:18pm

Yea... chickan fish. No sting ray. Only rekomen us the african fish or the chikan fish. Of coz we high class, we go order the chikan fish la... ngam mou? Like wat other choice we have? LOLz.. Tasted ok la.. we imagined it to be like stingray..and use the bone to sting sting ourself lo. sienz....

Next dishes!!!

The Cha-Chikan Of Angels

Time of arrival: 8:20pm

Sappose to be the signboard dish famous wan. Tasted like.. hmmm...chikan!!! ^_^

Flied Tongfun

Time of arrival: 8:20pm

One of the dishes that tasted liek normal. Yea...we wented all the way to Kampung subang to eated normal tasty dishes...and imagine it to be more than tasty. Right.

Horse Flied Clab of Hamsapness

Time of arrival: 8:39pm

Ya. After 19 minits of tokking koks among ourselves, this tuna-sing crab dish only cum. Tasted WORSE than the 8road restolan's hamsap crab (http://thegutterfood.blogspot.com/2009/09/orgasmik-food-of-fish-and-clab.html ). After 19minits, our stomach oledi closed shop liao, waiting to go bangsai, then this dish only come. We waited like shit only. And crab oso not fresh!!! EEEYYYEEEEERRR!!!!

And finally....

Final bill: RM173

Yea..the mantits prawn is the prawn paste la.

Verdict: Fuuud sux.

Reason: Take too long to cum serve us. Place was like 30% foool oni. Even call them cum give bill also have to wait. Worse was, the toilet was right in the middle of the kitchen, and to go there u need to go in between one uncle their cooking. Yea, he cook beside the toilet oso. And when you peee, pee only on wall...so the piss drip down and splat back on yr toes..and u walk back to yr table with piss on toes..then step back into car. Wonderfoool right?

Conclusion: I no wan cum bek to dis sux place. PHAIL!!!! PTUI!!! PTUI!!!!PTUI!!!!!

Restolan Kwai Lam Seafood

Kg Baru Subang, Jln TUDM

GPS: N3 08.510 E101 32.234

Sin Jia Por failed Bak Chor Mee Pok

Today near my ofis got 1 new food kot opening. So me and my keliq went to eated to try it out. Then I is see this stall selling Bak Chor Mee is like quite the nice. $4 seem reasonable too.

Beside me were 2 OL, 1 wanted extra chili oil and extra vinegar and extra white pepper. That time I already thinking "FFUUUUUUUUUUUU" I kena big shit liao, sin jia por style. When the lady got her noodle she go and add somemore white pepper, I think I shat a little brix at that time. But no worry coz i already go toilet and clean my brix so my backside is clean when i typing this, no smell.



See my Bak Chor Mee Pok. It has many many mee pok, a satay fish which I eated so you no see there, some pork bola, bak chor, mixed with Sin Jia Por spesial vinegar, chili sauce and many many shake of white pepper.

My engrish is quite limited words so I no sure how to describe it but I can confirm sin jia porean has a lot weird tastiness. Even their wan tan mee is mixed with chili oil liao. Is chili oil so cheap in Sin Jia Por? I no eye deer liao.

This bak chor mee stall needs to change its name from Da Hua Bak Chor Mee to Da FAIL bak chor mee liao. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™. And Ah Kiang say they need changing name means name changing must do.

Wat's So Spesial of Station Kopitiam?

Tonite I has a sad liao. Wented to Station Kopitiam in Carrefour, Subang....coz my online fwen tell me there got good promo, can eated and earn wan... WAFFAK!!! eat and earn wor???

So i check the website liao, sure wor... cafenet2u.com got say wor... FUUUUU...can buy lot somemore.. liek play play share investment liao.... I see from RM275 to RM5,500 oso got! Whoa!!! So tonite I wented to nearest makaning place in carrefour to check out lo

I see menu i oso hungweee....so many choisest... so I pick the choisest meal i liek...which is the Thai Sizzling Beef  Lice RM9.90 wan...

Picture look so nais...like got set meal wif taugeh and lice and the dead cow in hotplate..

Then I oso order the nais shaved ice lor, blueberry i think ...

The menu i ambik from skf2u.com (more like stfu.com)

So hor, when food cummed... i see i shit brix liao... where's my taugeh???

How cum the menu show got PLATE of TAUGEH, but I gotted a SPOON of TAUGEH???? NIAMA Tuna-Sing liao.... so small!!!! and gib me two cracker for wat...crack my gugubird meh... chew!!!!

Nevermind, the Cow Meat oso sucks liao... the picture show RED RED Thai Sizzling Cow's Meat... but I gotted BLEK BLEK Cow's Meat!!!! Oh Tuna Sing lo.... I see no thai in this hot plate... all i see is blek blek stuff liek the Chinese Kung Po Cow... 

Sizzle my sifat la... Look like a pile of shitted cow dung to me liao... mana ada cow's meat... no Thai spesial oso... TIPU!!!!!!!  

Then from the Shaved Ice Blueberry I order, i gotted this!!!!

Kiddies Shaved Pubes... coz its so small!!!! The ice is shaved veli thin and nais... but its for KIDS!!!!!

I eated oso feel like not eated anything liao.. So cham, I had to order a glass of sky jussss....!!!  >:(

This one costed me RM5.90!

Then hor, if u think thats not bad, u see the place la...

Almost always empty liao..

And my bill....... RM17.40 ...coz got 10% serbis charge..

So now i am somewat skeptikal liao... dis food so cacat... how to invest RM275 in their wat wat plan? Go fly kite better...at least i get to keep the kite. This one..all go down the gutter liao... 

Station Kopitiam

Carrefour Subang Jaya SS15