Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Thai Boat Noodle in Jaya One Is Not For Human Eats One

Hi Children

I see people many in fesbook post about Boat Noodle, so I wented to try in the nearest outlet, in PJ Jaya One.  I oso see many people stack many bowls on top, thinking wah, these people manyak fatso eated alot one. So being a big eater myself, i go try la.

Place ok la, many people. Is located same floor as Cold Storage.
RM1.90 per bowl, wah i think is so cheap, no wonder many people go order.
But this Jaya One outlet has no dry nodle, so dont put yr hopes high if you wan eated dry one. 
So i order the chikan and beef kwoay teow to try try. 




 TUNA MA FU LAT.... They come gip me this KIDDIE BOWL???


to see how small is small, see pic above. See how small you see? you see??? i tell you, you seee!!!

I normally don't curse one infront of children, but this one die die also must kasi kurse.
See the pic above? Thats just ngam ngam for ONE SPOON FULL of kwoay teow!!!! How eat??? You tell me??? No wonder people order damn lot of bowls! Imagine if i eated 10 spoons only full, that will be RM19 already! Somemore only one spoon, even children also eat like no eat liddat!!!

Somemore is COLD! You know why cold? Because to cater for many bowls, they make many bowls before hand, and waiter standing waiting for cook pour soup and boil nodles, bowl by bowl, until when reachness you, its cold! 

I eated this cold Kwoay Teow at night I sleep i macam pei gwai teow!!! Very sucks.

 see? this pic i curik from their FB and i purposely don wan kasi credit link coz i tulan.

Then got one fella eated more than 60 bowls.

Again, pic curik and no kasi kredit, u blow?

66 bowls amounts to RM125.40!!! Siao ar??!!!

See, children, aunty give you some lesson....
History say thai people on boats serve nodle not so many, sked burn thumb since boat always goyang goyang coz got water below, so put small amount... ok...BUT NOT THAT SMALL LA!!! And since its COLD... burn matt chatt also kenot la!

You go thailand you see they put so small amount? Somemore restoran in thailand serve more leh..
this one i curik from gwai lou blog, later kasi kredit coz he make aunty wet liao..hehe

See, restaurant in thai they give more portion. At least 3 to 5 spoon fulls la.
http://www.bangkokbeyond.com/blog/thai-cuisine-and-culture-boat-noodles-the-process -> u see this, actual use blood mix with soup to make black kaler plus spices for taste. ok la.
See the actual boat noodle in thailand...
see, is actually MORE than ONE SPOON of kwoay teow!!!!

Boat Noodle of Malaysia, you go pei gwai teow laaaa....  PTUI!!!PTUI!!!PTUI!!!


Verdict:  Food portion too small, too EXPENSE! But taste wise not bad...flavourful with lots of herbs and spice can feels when touchness your tongue, plus you can add sugar, chili flakes, sour sos, and fish sos to make more oomph macam thai people.
Conclusion: NEVER COME BACK AGAIN... Taste once, taste them all. No want come kena pei gwai teow at night coz you eat like you no eated liddat. How to eat la! Might as well eat air!!!! This place i fakau off no come no more. Is confirm not for human eat (for ghost maybe).

Location: PJ JAYA ONE (you go google gps la)

177 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eat thai food go thailand eat la, don be so sohems

Wingz said...

i lafu yew england dip dip!!!

Anonymous said...

boat noodle is to be eated on boat, not eated in shop

Happy walker said...

lol, really cheat people money one~

Regards,
(A Growing Teenager Diary Malaysia)

Anonymous said...

engrish beh tahan

Lim Chong Yeow said...

Tak boreh makan 1

Anonymous said...

boat noodles in Thailand only THB 15/bowl, each serving equivalent to 6 bowls Tuna Ma Fu Lat boat noodles. On average we eat only 5 to 6 bowls of it.

Kian Fai Koh said...

walao why so simall wan, mai maoth can fit 2 bowl la liddis!

Anonymous said...

your anglishhh so the powderful ...

I must give you a like first..

Here my humble opinion

Opps should be ..

Hare mi Habmulyyy obilion...

First and foremost ; It is good to have negative and positive comment, However you are being to one sided..

You been to Thailand and eat mou?.. Do you know picture and actual is different?

And price... *faintz* You want compare here and thailand? You here to be sell 10/15THB??? You so smart.. You open lo.. I sure come..put the price to RM1 per bowl..Leng mou?

Boss.. So rich so smart, Go buy a ticket to thailand Budget Hotel Transportation

Ta Daa..... do the math your self...

Disclaimer : I not any of the boat noodle owner.. or any of their fans..

Cheers!

Kingston said...

I oso karna ceeeaaattt....i osso so exciteeeesss go there furst tym...manatau...i kanna fakkkk but the small ant food sizeeee portion....they should fark emself up ze harsehole.... i eat 4 bowls...i also kanna feel cheated...that sorhemsss order 66 bowls? stewwwwpidsss..... i go hawker stall order curry laksa cost 6 bucks...i think expensive...also eat until happy and full....

i see u close shop boat noodles...i see u dyeeee

kingky

Ah Beng said...

I admire her courage to blog with her amazing inglishi ��. Aunty Ah Lian tankiu for making us wet our pants reading your post Lol

Anonymous said...

I just loveeee your england..thanks for the entertainment. i guess i focused more on your english grammars rather than your reviews on boat noodles :P

Anonymous said...

Hi Self pro-claimed Aunty or Uncle who wanna be Aunty,

**salute to your powerful Ingboon.

You woulf not understand about its business concept till you are the business owner. It wont bring you any benefit being so negative.

Come on dude. Get a life. Stop being keyboard warrior. Go meet and confront the owner, tell him how you feels. Give them a chance to improve. By the way, older generation like yourself may find it difficult to accept new concept as you close yourself up.

Cheers!



Anonymous said...

Wow, this English is amazing. *sarcasm*

What even.

That moment when a foreigner reads this. RM 1.90 isn't a whole lot.

Anonymous said...

Let's do the math.
If you sell 10/15 bath in Malaysia I bet you still earn money.

Boat noodle simply just only a new concept for eye catching. Stacking bowl just because a spoon of kue teow?

I bet road side aunty can cook better with bigger potion just cost 3.5~5.5 ringgit.

By the way, do you really try Thai boat noodle? Thai roadside or water market mostly have same thing just like the guai low blog.

Anonymous said...

Wow you have some series poop problem. You complain crap about people theme and only say food is cold. English so rubbish go back primary school la or write in your language. Don't pattern banyak banyak online. You diss people, people will surely diss you back like this. Well deserving. Learn well dumbo.

Anonymous said...

you england veli powderful!!! lim peh ah gong sii the post also skare

Anonymous said...

Only sohem say it is cheap to ang mo. If ang mo so rich they dont need to open factory in china and make their own pipu jobless.

If want to be angmo licker, at least use your brain first.

angmo 20usd can eat one whole losbter liao. Oh wait. You only been to asian country ar?

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHAHAHAH

Bellatrix Lestrange said...

Auntie.....you bring joyfulness to us during office hour. We read your post and laugh till die.....hahaha....YOU ARE AWESOME!!

Anonymous said...

The cost of ingredients are different with Thailand, please use your brain to think about the rental here is expensive too, dont judge by your own stupid uncle thinking and i beg u that please correct your English grammar before you complain

Anonymous said...

Ur english make me hungry lorrrr

Anonymous said...

Guys, dont get your knickers in a twist. This is humor at work. if it doesn't tickle your fancy, go f*** off and leave Aunty alone. She's awesome!

Anonymous said...

i lap fuu u ying go lis so mush , veli de gud !

Anonymous said...

U bastat! u make me spit my kopi o while leading ur leview

Anonymous said...

This is very aggravating to read. For starters, the past tense of eat is ate!!

Anonymous said...

thank jew grammer nazi.

but eat of past is eated.
future of eat is eatness.

like, have u eated liao? means u got eated or not.


this food eatness no feels.
means this food is eat until shitbrix.

sekian

Anonymous said...

I don't think their target market is foreigners. Even so, 10 bowls for RM19 is quite alot.

Anonymous said...

your english just gave me cancer

Anonymous said...

Many people here don't understand satire/humour.

johnny tai said...

A spelling or grammar nazi will definitely die reading the 1st few paragraphs.

johnny tai said...

I laff laff n cri cri I tell yu

Evan Sk Ng said...

You don't anyhow okay, it is ate and eaten

Anonymous said...

evan sk u shuddap, its eated..u no know engrish u go back skool studied liao ok

Anonymous said...

your engrish veli the bom bas steak !!

Anonymous said...

Thumbs up! ;-)

klsekaki said...

Kuchai also got such concept just besides the Hailan restaurant

Anonymous said...

I really had a good laugh reading all the comments.....thank you everyone.

DODO said...

Lols aka Laugh out loud silently after reading your blog cause DODO in office working hard ...DODO very thankful to my dedicated English teacher in DODO school and never ever skip English class lols

Anonymous said...

Good job tai tai ;)

Anonymous said...

Selling boat noodle wont earn much I guess.. english tuition center will be better

Anonymous said...

I believe the writer meant it that way, dudes! If not for the 'powerful engrish' half of you will probably not read the blog. It is not easy to write in such a satirical way yet conveying the full meaning it's intended to ....

Anonymous said...

^ u speaking very deep. i gtfo

Anonymous said...

Don't be so serious pipu...obviously she did the poor grammar on purpose...hahaha

Bond Doe said...

Guys it is a satire blog...

Anonymous said...

Put more disclaimer la, make u look even more sohem, bad means bad, what must have bad and good, really the sohem u. So blardee expensive, taste so so oni and small like your dick, somemore can say good things abt it. U like it so much go eat more la sohem cheebai

Anonymous said...

Your english so sohai I wanna vomit blood and if you wanna complain one kiddy bowl RM1.90 I think you should've known better, no need to be so sohai yourself LOL

Anonymous said...

Come on la, the blogger is just trying to express his/her opinion on the boat noodle on top of trying to be funny and to entertain us. You are the one taking things too negatively don't u think? Chill relax and laugh about this post man.

Anonymous said...

Satire is lost on many peoplez. They gulleebul.

Anonymous said...

Aunty..... I lup, lup, lup yr blog! So damn kau farny!!!

Anonymous said...

Not only the noodles suck, so as your "England ".

Anonymous said...

sukay i reading your engerishes... impressive. no into boat noodle too although been invited before. XD

Anonymous said...

To those who are going to try out this boat noodles, my advice is: DONT. The gimmick is overpriced and the noodles simply dont worth the money. I have been to the branch in publika, saw the lady boss (look Thai) doing online shopping buying cartier. It was as if we Malaysian paying tax to Rosmah to buy diamonds.

So go ahead and give ur money to the owner supporting their exclusive lifestyle while yoi eat yourself to poor.

Would interested to see how this heat get away slowly. ...

Anonymous said...

for the horde!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

go and improve ur Eng before u blog ~

ycmoo said...

I suggest you can go check with your doctor..whether your suffer from "red eye"

Anonymous said...

1st time go bery excited.. eat gao gao.. 2nd bring frends go.. all eat gao gao also.. 3rd time I go.. I farking swear will not return again!! Taste getting farking not nice and the price for the drinks is also farking expensive! They can cover their shop rental by just selling drinks (well, I was in f&b management before).. everything also si beh expensive! Chiu!!

Anonymous said...

if you complaint so much why still go and eat there. Are you lacking in brain cells ? Pls do not attack others with foul words .... And if you have not eaten or stayed in Thailand, pls do not compare !! By the way your "England" is totally.......

Anonymous said...

Good day aunty,

I agree with you. Not pipu eat one :)
But chinese all kiasu, people post food porn on ig they also must post ig, hence....

SJJ

Anonymous said...

RM1.90 one spoonful with 2 slices of shredded chicken and 1 meatball.. If you eat 10 bowls, 10 spoonful of noodles, 20 pieces of shredded chicken & 10 meatballs for RM19.00, you earn liao lah.. What are you complaining about.. Some more the picture from that guai lou blog got extra noodles and perhaps some meat only..

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the review. Well i think this boat restaurant is more like a trend thing? A place that you can go for fun but not for a proper meal :)

Ryan Chia said...

This not "thai" boat noodle, it's should call "banglasia"boat noodle. It prepared by mangkalai and that taste smell like human or cat vomiting. Yiakkkk!

Minnie Noolek said...

This is marketing not intend to cheat people. Thats very famous in thailand. If you feel got cheated dont go back and eat la, is your choice anyway .......hahaha

Anonymous said...

How does it feel to be pei guai teow jek?

Anonymous said...

Apparently, if u beat the record, u no need pay. I had 1 friend beat record in empira damansara outlet, he no need pay. But now his record kena beaten by other ppl di.

Anonymous said...

I have reasons to believe that the post, with its broken English, is meant to be funny & attract people to read it, just like boat noodle with its USP of being 1 spoonful @ RM1.90. Chill, bro/sis!

Anonymous said...

To be fair.. is just whether you like this concept and taste or not... very subjective.
Alvin tan fr go noodle house @ jaya 1

Anonymous said...

Why you not educated properly is it? English like piece of shit. Talk like piece of shit. Comment also like piece of cheap ass trash of mankind.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who smell sarcasm in this author's broken English?

Hailey said...

Your article kept me speechless. Boat noodles is a traditional noodles from Thailand occasionally served at small quantities for each portion. You can still find places like these in Thailand now. Maybe you should improve your general knowledge about the world before criticising, or at least understand about the culture of the food you're having.

Anonymous said...

At least s/he engrish gooder than u

Anonymous said...

And additionally, please at least learn some understandable way to speak a language before you get it out from your lips.

Anonymous said...

ppl english also u all wan complain?

ppl write wat also u all wan complain?

tolong la sikit..dis blogger here is trying to be funny..

don like? don comment and read la.

did he stepped on ur tail a?

p.s , so like to compare ur english with others?
pls have a look at urself in the mirror. Also, if u seriously wan compare. Go Cambridge and compare pls..I wanted to see how AWESOME ur english is =)

Regards,
from someone who is an anonymous
and ain't a fan's of anyone nor the blogger.

Anonymous said...

keep bashing his/her english doesn't improve yours. You guys think your english is so damn perfect? Pot calling kettle black. obviously he typed it on purpose.

Anonymous said...

Always complain la all this people. No money dont eat la. It same like 5* hotel. Small portion but expensive. The different is only the quality and service. Rm1.90 1spoon expensive. But if you dont want to pay dont eat lot leii

Anonymous said...

eh cibai, what wrong with your english? retarded

Anonymous said...

Oh my god.... Your english just gave me cancer...

Anonymous said...

Go buck up on your English before you even write your comment. You are complaining like a fucking 3 yrs old but even an idiot's English is better than yours. Fuck off

Anonymous said...

Bad english ...going to hv headache by trying to read..

Anonymous said...

Your engerish sho good ah. Boat noodle not nice ah then don't want lor.. By the way, please attend some engerish class before you start bloging..

Anonymous said...

I think this is purely on personal opinion n his English is for the sake of entertaining. If you can't take it then juz leave the blog...

Anonymous said...

I ruv de engrish on this blog. Its good fun and coming from england myself I can vouch that locals dont do any better...even the schoolkids write their essays in text speak so give the writer a break! And fine dining is an absolute waste of money, we have little plates of food samples here selling for astronomical prices in posh restaurants, its most likely the writer is making a point that such a concept wont go very well in the long run in a country known for better attitudes toward food.

Rebecca said...

Your England too powerful...

I got a headache just from trying to understand it. Perhaps it may be a better option to write in a language you're most comfortable with. Some people may think that this is some sort of creative writing maybe? I think you may want to consider going for additional English classes as a start. Just saying... I don't consider my English perfect, but this is atrocious!

Anonymous said...

I like ur English n the comments from all of u. U all bright up my day. Love it.

Anonymous said...

ah beng blog with ah beng english, appeals to massess

¤●«¨~k˦vїЙ~¨»●¤™ said...

ENGLISH R.I.P
THIS ENGLISH GAVE ME CANCER....

Anonymous said...

those key board warriors that complained so much about the language, no money dun eat & etc. dun read la if you dun like it. get a life kids!

Anonymous said...

u ingelish supar gud lor, me see liao sibeh song, bat ken u pulease go lern mor, n make de wer battter?

Anonymous said...

This post is full of crap. But still, I read it to the end because the English is too interesting for me to stop halfway

lyw said...

lup ur engrish n ur stylo :D kep it up

Anonymous said...

why are you gettin all pissy, boy?

"dun read the comment la if you dun like it."

You may go suck an egg now boy :)

Anonymous said...

Don't know to LOL o not. But it's entertaining.

Anonymous said...

Support support... Lol! Too hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Beautiful write up

Maximilian Ho said...

Thumbsup

Maximilian Ho said...

This is marketing skill

Anonymous said...

I beli rike your powderful england!

Anonymous said...

I have difficulty reading your article.

Anonymous said...

walau. this post sure go virus one. vely entertaining.

Anonymous said...

I think this is genius idea. Nowadays where can get you a bowl of noodle for rm1.90? If you hungry go eat more lo, why complain?

Anonymous said...

de engrish here is reali PTUI!!!PTUI!!!PTUI!!! mia

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. I think she brought England to a whole new level. Oxford step aside

Anonymous said...

RIP Grammar

jack lau said...

Eat also so calculative. Cook urself and stfu. Not need go out eat. People sell, u willing pay then eat. Not willing pay, still got people willing. Malukan sendiri

Anonymous said...

I'll choose to ignore your faked "engrish" for sensationalism. But your article belies your inexperience as a foodie because if you compare the price to many other standard themed food chains serving noodle dishes around $10-15 worth about 6-8 times the amount of noodles but much less ingredients such as meat, meatballs and sauce, this is actually more value. I would like to try it because the concept of having six different dishes for under $15 is attractive. And I think most normal noodle servings are approximately 6-8 spoonfuls. So the price is apt. But the multiple choice of tastes is novel.

Anonymous said...

1)lol. For Rm 1.90 maybe ill try just for fun.
2) No comment on grammar since too many professor and anti-professor commented ody.:)

Anonymous said...

Kudos! Enjoy your honest write up! I had been to the Damansara Empire outlet once when they first opened and pretty much had the same bad experience like you did. Too many suckers out there "pei gwai teow" also diam-diam because kiasu and ego problem.

Anonymous said...

i lol at not for human eat

Anonymous said...

I think a lot of hater's comment were written by Boat Noodle itself. The blogger was just try to express the feeling about boat noodle.
*balik kampung buka kedai la if you (boat noodle ) can not tahan apa orang lain comment.

Anonymous said...

Aunty spoke oledi to owner in their fesbook Liao. Aunty sarong also almost fly off coz he hense.

Anonymous said...

Dear Anon 12Sept2014-254am..
You are like comparing cow shit is more worth than dog shit because cows eat grass and its shit more organic....Niamacipet....SHIT IS STILL SHIT! You won't get anything else but some good shit or Whittier than shit. You piece of shit.

panpan said...

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD hahahhah i think your grammar and the way you type is freaking funny

Anonymous said...

Are you guys seriously not picking up that he wrote in bAd grammar because its a satire?REALLY??

Anonymous said...

Agreee...big Like to u...

Anonymous said...

A lot of butthurt ppl butthurt when they realized they Kena tipu after going there lol

Anonymous said...

very powderful English indeed...makes me wonder if this is intentional or your level of 'education' is this low...memalufying...

kl photographers said...

haha, let the aunty speak up, its her own view and her own experience.If you want to diu her bcause she diu boat noodle, then everybody no need to blog anymore, just keep quiet eat the kuey teow and pei gwai tiu

:)

Anonymous said...

complaining on the english in this blog is like complaining about Pua Chu Kang's singlish and they shouldnt act or speak "english" at all. roflmao... damn retards.

Anonymous said...

Exactly, only idiots would read this and get upset about the writing style. I guess that's why the world is so full of violence.. too many dumbfucks getting their panties in a twist over comedic things people say or write.

Anonymous said...

most of the haters of her english satire must be from the boat noodle team la.. her satire english is not only blog on the stupid boat dog noodle but also to other restaurants. get a life boat dog noodle suckers, only suckers will go to your shop, open more la it's matter of time that you are going to close down. Oh by way, tell the Thai lady owner if she wants t buy Cartier online please do at home la don't buy at her shop. See Be Sian Ka Ni Na Bu

Anonymous said...

walao. your english really tak boleh pakai la. primary school kids are even better than yours. sia sui nya.

Anonymous said...

TUNA MA FU LAT!!! So many sohai komplain aunty england, wat for u sohai go komplain, u so good u write lah, no need read other people blog. U all sohai go pei gwai tiu lah.

Anonymous said...

mang i go see dis noodle how no good but taste no bad still ok..jo know maybe jo taste bad jo dunno ...but i see jo alot marney go eat better buy us at /k dinner

Anonymous said...

you are honestly mad. i am laughing hard reading the whole para. Anyhow, you've made my day.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off

Anonymous said...

Not sure about Cambridge but my English is definitely better than this bitch's, and yours. Fuck off

Anonymous said...

The key word is "school kids". I think we'll find it understandable that children's language skills are of course not perfect (that and the new generation's retarded). But this here is supposedly a grown adult. Such English is totally an eyesore and considering how this is supposed to be a review, one would expect better command of language from the review, no?

Anonymous said...

^ I don't see any shit here except you and your crap-filled comment. Get a fucking life and fuck you own mother's cipet.

Anonymous said...

You must be seriously retarded.

Anonymous said...

another thumbsup!! sohem go thailand eat la..niama

Anonymous said...

FUIYO THE ENGRAND VERY UPCAR ONE. Very powderful.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. I love your writings. Soo honest! hahahaha. I can't stop laughing. Please dun change ur English. Dun correct your grammar. Though it sounds weird, but it is one of the uniqueness ur blog has. Hahahaha. Kudos!

Anonymous said...

Uh-glee!

hjun said...

oh my gosh this is too much for me to hashtag the #grammarNazi

Anonymous said...

guys its just meant to be a funny food review. a satire.. so chill! dont be so sensitive! its aunty blog so its up to her to write it in any way she like. if you dont like it then click the x button on top of the page n exit the page. easy as that.
no need to give crap comments.

Anonymous said...

hey guys, do you think this is the way of aunty commment more then a guy instead??? he just want to give us some entertainment i think. i read it the way more on a men talking way than a women... anyway enjoy it...

Anonymous said...

Your English is also not for human read ones

Anonymous said...

eated.....eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttteeeeeeeeedddddddddddddd

Anonymous said...

If this was meant to be read by anyone at all, please kindly improve your writing. Maybe get someone to proof read it? It's beyond horrendous. Is this the standard we are setting for ourselves here in Malaysia? Take an English class or something. Pfft.

Anonymous said...

it is ok for anyone to complain or share their opinion. For those who complain on her colorful english please tell england to speak china or malaysia, english obviously isn't her native tongue. This is a blog, not a journal article

ai luff yor houyeah engrands! said...

Gud job yiusing powderfool engrands tu deeescraip the powderfoolness ohf the bout nuderl. Stiu wandering vai peeperl stiu wan tu gou trai wen orehdee nou wat eet is. Crap crap... I mean, clap clap.

Anonymous said...

This so powderful, fui yo .. i see no eat lor.. u say so bad and type so bad . my eye turn bad and my brain turn bad...

so eating boat noodle hurt me so much.. i no think go eat lo... sooo many bad ........

Anonymous said...

U ambik so seriuuus, u lose liao lo...

Anonymous said...

Woi.... Who ask u read??? Ass hole

Anonymous said...

Hey, whatever u said la... I knew u been cheated by rm1.90 per bowl.... Haha

Anonymous said...

Your English gives me cancer

Anonymous said...

I lol-ed so hard at seeing the consistency in which you used Manglish, then lol-ed even harder at seeing so damn many people actually taking it seriously and start commenting and whining about the "Engrish". Geez dudes. Take a look at the subhead of this writer's blog. This article obviously does not reflect the writer's actual level of English. It's written as such to make it funnier (those who actually take the Engrish for real could check the dictionary for the definition of humour. Maybe practise it a little in life too)!

Coming back to the topic, thank you for the heads up in your blog. I work near Jaya One, and I did consider trying this place out. The place is suitable for someone who probably wants a quick bite, but not my cup of tea (or bowl of kuey teow?) for lunch.

Jann Wilson said...

Hahahahaha I beh tahan nia, his english.

Anonymous said...

Solli for your ross.
I hoping your Grampar still fine.

Alice Chin said...

Yes i agreed with aunty! The portion is too tiny. Eat matt chatt ah! Two spoons full also not so bad!

Sophia Phang said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD I'm more entertain by his/her english than the post.

Sophia Phang said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD I'm more entertain by his/her english than the post.

Anonymous said...

Racist!

Food hunter said...

Wah low eh....
Finally i found this type of human species........
Good manglish... I really lespect you!
You are the winner...
Hope to hear from you more....

Unknown said...

Love your powderful England leh . .coz you si peh descriptive and sindir here and there.
Never been to boat noodles coz siow arr . .RM1.90 + 6% GST per spoonful in a bowl !?!?

Anonymous said...

A lot of ppl comment like their English are professional...come on guys,pls face reality and you won't be getting a proper English pronounce and grammar in Malaysia,Don act like ang mo,lol

Anonymous said...

You should have paid more attention in school!

Anonymous said...

Wented! Eated! Bwahahaha.

Unknown said...

Ya u so sohai buy air ticket go Thailand eat ya

Whatever said...

You another sohai. U think the owner give a damn?

Whatever said...

Another English sohai teacher here who have no sense of joke. Go teach England la!

Whatever said...

Another sohai English teacher who is lousy in math. Harlo! Go do he math n see 10 spoons of noodles profit per person enuf to pay rent mou?

Whatever said...

Ahh.. zero sense of humour. Sad man u....

Whatever said...

U cannot take the humour u dun read la! Sohai!

Whatever said...

Ducking racist sick head!

Whatever said...

U England very highly educated u dun read lo. Why waste yr time read?

Whatever said...

Oic.. so boat noodle is for rich people only can afford hor

Whatever said...

Dun hai Liam yr England la! No sense of humour u duck off first laaa

Kiddo Tan said...

Ya la buy the ticket and go Thailand eat la sohai! NiamaKaHai

Anonymous said...

Haha. Was there today n did not plan to makan there...... Portion 1 spoon habis. Technically its expensive. No repeat. Aunty i gib u 1 Like.

Caleb said...

To the *Hahaha* writer of *Haha* this *Hahaha* blog... thank you for such an entertaining piece! I read through some of the comments and I'm just thinking to myself "This "Aunty" has just delivered a wonderful piece of satire, using carefully place broken "England" all over, and some people are getting all worked up over nothing." Some of these people need to chill, seriously. Haha. Well, I can't help but admire the genius of it all. Thank you, dear "Aunty". You just made my day. :D

KENT said...

for those Anonymous people, if you dare to put up your profile picture then you only come and comment people blog.. dont use anonymous to give such useless comment...

people just want to speak out their feedback only, like that also cannot?

is it your shop?

KK said...

Lub ur brog post. Engrish the very powerdeful. Review is sibeh funneh. Thanks for the laughs weyh (Y)

Anonymous said...

Aunty thanks for your post, ur making my day. If you can't type english , there is an option called "CHINESE" ........

Koh Kian Keong said...

what the hell is eated??

Anonymous said...

Hahahahhahaha Seriously LMAO !!!

" H@ppy Girl " said...

Halo, Anonymous sekalian.
'Aunty' was just saying out her opinion about this food and the shop.
You anonymous sekali could either choose to just read it or to just stfu.
For what wana comment on people's grammar and English? That's not even a point to make!
Too many of anonymous like you all who I bet did not earn your pocket money for this kinda'luxurious food', not everyone is affordable to spend RM19 on 1 meal that's one thing, but 'aunty' is making a point which she thinks we are stupid to fall into this kinda marketing which for her it's so not worth it.
Trying out this kinda commercial food sekali sekala boleh la, no need to curse people for pointing their view lah.
Again, you could choose to digest this or just to remain silence.
Thanks.