Gutterfood Goes International - Sanya CoCoNuT

Ni hao ! Ah Wok here. I ownself steal opis time

write this so i must fast write if not boss catch me

will fry my sotong 99. 

Last year i go wid my gf to Sanya in China. There i

end up at mostest shitbrix place in the world. All people

tell me Sanya is beauty place with many thing but expense.

Now that Ah Wok and gf oredi here, we is tell you that

Sanya is femes for coconut. Their coconut is so femes

that when i buy at RM 12 for 1 coconut i confirm i rugi

and up car big time jor. I go jaya grocer buy even more

cheap and with pandan summore.

So we end up here this place sell all full coconut food.

Is femes hotel, so femes until google oso dun work coz

China block all liao. 

Menu is power man. U see properly all name is like

come from heaven 1. All dish is got coconut. 

Here i introduce u the shitbrix coconut sup thing.

U drink this u ownself rugi. Meat and coconut dun

go together 1. Just cannot la.

Here is some funny things. All funny things got some

coconut on it or in it. Very coconuti.

This salad. Is fruit salad with coconut lups. The white

square thing u see i call as lups is coconut lups. The

sos is mayonis. Very jelak after u eated few lups liao

and u will feel u oredi too much coconut liao.

This is kari kai. Although u not see coconut, but is the santan

that is from coconut. Look like someone laosai and it taste

even worse than look. The potato is like just put in. Not yet 

cook 1. Very shitbrix i tell u. 

This is bestest coconut dish ever to make u coconut

power up level 9000. Coz when u fry the kacang, u

expect taste like kacang. No! U is wrong ! Here the 

kacang is taste coconut. The biskut outside is oso

taste like coconut. If u wan full combo coconut,

this dish is full combo coconut. 

Vege is very special. The vege got fry with some wet wet

coconut. If u zoom in piktar u can see the coconut they spoon

out still wet wet got coconut chups on it. Then when they

fry this vege, they coconut jus kau it. If u asking me wat

this tasting, i tell u is coconut. 

This piktar is take after 12 ppl eated. As you can see still

got many thing left can feed whole kampung 1. Human

body not take coconut too many coz will many probrem

when shitbrix that time. 

Welcome to fish. This i still remember the taste. U know 

la China fish many bones 1. This fish is no diffren from 

the normal China fish, still many bones but this very special

coz the soya sos u see, is actually coconut water with

kalering. No salty taste. Only coconut taste. 

I can gerenti u this not soya sos. Kicap is salty taste,

not coconut taste. This many bones special unicorn fish

is stim wid the coconut jus and some black kaler water.

More coconut jus not many black kaler. Nobody dare

eated this except me. Ah Wok eated all thing 1. 

Ah Wok up the car big time this fish. I shitbrix 3 day

3 nite becoz this fish.

Here got dessert. This dessert is special cannot get elsewhere

other than here the coconut land. Is rice coconut.

Basically is like nasi lemak, coz is rice boil coconut 

water. But here they can himpit kasi kompress the thing

and they effort put inside coconut and bake and then

they cut nicely presentation to you eated till u rugi shitbrix up car.

U dun ask me what the black black white white thing is.

The white white thing inside the nasi lemak himpit Sanya

is coconut. The skin outside is coconut. But the coconut 

cannot eated 1 coz is hard like batu liddat. The black

black part i dunno is what but i think they put more

batu burn coconut liao. 

Verdict, Sanya beautiful place, very expense. This

coconut exp, make me +HP up 100 and +MP up 100. 

My dex and agi oso got increase when i eated here.

My coconut level now reach 9000 liao. U see this u will

eated or not ? I think most u shitbrix oredi when read menu.

Pearl River Garden Hotel

Sanya

China