Why Esquire Kitchen like that wan ?

Ah Wok long time no go esquire kitchen eated so
1 day i decide bring my gf go there. I remember the
Damansara Jaya Esquire Kitchen is long time ago
so i go back that branch again lor with 2 more friend.

Ah Wok order 4 dish. All 4 failed jor. The piktar below
is my favorid last time. They call as "yee heong yuk si"
Now i no dare order coz it taste like.....(insert badword here)
See also no wan touch jor.

This also their special signature dish call "tung po yuk"
Now is their fail dish. This dish people use 90% soya
sos and 10% oil. They use 90% oil and 10% soya sos.
How to eated wor ? Summore i wan the sos dip with
the bread but then i dip is all oil. Ptuuuuuuuui !
Really you eat oredi this one confirm u end up at
toilet all day long.

Normally people eated this mantau is together with
the sos. But since got no sos i use this to soak up the
oil so i can eated with rice. I smart ! i order extra
mantau so can properly eated the sos.....which is not
alot left after i soak finish.

You come that time make sure no order their fry fish
in cili sos. The fish i think is oredi 2 year inside their
freezer. Can taste the unfreshness and after you eated
you can also taste what they keep inside the freezer.

Asparagus fry prawn also can go wrong. Why ? The
"lou soon" you see is soooooo old is got many fiber and
is not to be eated. The prawn i think also about 2 year
old keep inside same freezer as the fish coz it taste like
that fish.

This is my bill. 4 shitbrix dish for many money.
Confirm is not for human eated wan this place. Oh i
omos forgot to tell you ......my sup is cold. They say
they double boil it but i think their boiler spoil jor. I
pay bill i complain and tell them but i think they
no understand and no care becoz the staff all there is
very old. If you no belip me you go there lor. All very
old people serve u food and you must not ask them
move so much coz u will sked them fall down.

Esquire Kitchen
Atria, Damansara Jaya
N3 07.669 E101 37.009

Riverview sifud is juz crap man

Last week my friend bring me to this place in Kuala Selangor
to eated some sifud. Is not very far but the road dark dark
no light. Is beside the river and he say the food here is bestest
because is cheap.

This restoran is full of fails. If i writed in this blog is means
is full of fails. All those good good one no need me writed in
here liao.

You see my bihun ? Is dryyyyyyy. He order lala fry bihun
which got no taste. Why ? Because the lala fry bihun is cip.
So they sell you cheap thing but not give u taste. Shitbrix
i tell you !

I order hong kong kailan. THIS IS NOT Hong Kong
KAILAN. Any blind fella also know what kailan look
like. I say i wan Hong Kong Kailan ching chau. Why
is my kailan become choy sum and why ching chau
is become with gravy and alot of pepper ????? All of
my friend know i oni eated kailan wan. No other vege.
The staff here either blind or no brain.

This is scallop. Is the bestest scallop in the world
because the scallop so small all cover with ginger
and pepper you eated that time also you dunno is
scallop. So i no call this scallop dish. I call this
the ginger and pepper dish coz i oni eated that.

This is bamboo lala or people call chuk tan. Is the
most unpopular dish here coz you eat oredi sure
confirm is shitbrix. I think got more shell than the
meat coz i and my friend oni got find 6 with lala.
The rest all is kosong wan. Kena go up car jor.

This is marmite sotong. You put 1 sotong into
mouth and you will spit out. No need me describe
anything else jor coz i put 1 inside mouth and i end
up at klinik liao.

This is our RM40 per kg crab. Nowaday can get 1kg
crab in pj area, why need to come here pay same price
for 1kg ??? Summore you all beside river no need lori
send the crab to pj also wan cas people expense ????
You see the color ? We order is butter crab. That look
more like shit color than butter color. The taste also
very weird. They add kari powder to make taste like
shit and look even more like shit. 1kg crab they give
many crab all small small crab. Why ? Coz the crab no
meat so they weigh that time is 1kg of shell and no
meat. Again here we go up car jor.

Our bill. I wish i can paying more so i get proper
food. Why i go so far to eated so lousy gutter food
when i can eated nearby ? Is coz Ah Wok friend
bring Ah Wok go up car.

Remember this shit restoran. Never ever come here !

Riverview Seafood Restaurant
Kuala Selangor
N3 20.889 E101 15.100

Gutterfood Goes International - Tokyo, Japan

Before I write further... let me lol first... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..... I lol because this ramen in Japan more sucks than Malaysia one. LOL

You see you thought is looks like delicious but please lah don't be cheated by the look....... this thing I tell you........ only the pork can eat, other things can go into tong sampah one.

The soup is super oily and superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr salty. I don't know is it they accidently tertumpah in all salt or what.

The noodle is fail noodle, it not taste like ramen , it taste like got many chemical inside, got abit bitter. Maggi mee is nicer than their mee, seriouzly!!!!

Do I need to tell you more????? You look at the soup, got many oil inside. I don't know, maybe the chef also spill the oil, so got many oil.



Omg...omg...omg..... even this ginger also is a fail. no ginger taste and it was super duper extremely salty... is it they accidently tuang in the salt again or the person who prepared this is really a hamsap???



Looks like the chef got many accident when preparing this ramen so make it a complete failure. Thought wanna eat better, so go to eat this 970yen (about RM30++) ramen but it very very disappointing me.

So I can conclude is expensive not mean good. cheap not mean no good. understand????????

Remember this shop!!!!!!! REMEMBERRRRRRRRRR.......... at Asakusa, Tokyo

Asakusa
Tokyo, Japan

C-Jade Express Mid Valley Fail Rice

Dinner time I go down eated, I gian rice so I order "Chicken and Mushroom Rice with Chinese Sosej".

Come liao, the thing look like dogs dinner. Wa lau eh, Rm13++ I think, get a dog dinner, kanasai la!



The chicken severely overcook and dam drying, and the sos not tasty also.

Nia seng I should wented Dragon-I the same dish taste >9000 time better.

Failed expensed chap fan

This shop sell everything. They sell chikin rice, duck rice,
chap fan, mee sup, wantanmee, pok noddle and more than
9000 thing. The problem is, what they selling here is all
not for human eated wan. You pay that time you is shitbrix.

I hungry so i bring my gf eated chap fan. Their chap fan
is got alot of thing, but the alot of thing is use same
ingredient cook. They use bake bean fry with egg, then
another dish is bake bean put sosej. Wah liau.

I eated here few time jor. Few time also i shitbrix. The
wantan mee is super not nice. They selling char siu rice
is not for human eated. Their pok noddle is super salty
with little bit pok. Their chap fan totally kenot eat and
then when i finishing my rice, i see that silver thing.
Some stupid bugger go put that silver thing inside my rice.
2 plate chap fan with 2 vegetable and 1 tofu is RM 6 per
plate. Vegetable price go up meh ? Tofu is expense food
meh ? Rice price go up meh ? No come here eated please.
Is really not for human eated.

Restaurant Venny
Opposite Lowyat plaza KL
N3 08.681 E101 42.586

Tasteless Taiji Dim Sum @ Puchong

I wented to Bandar Puteri Puchong and saw opposite Axian got another dimsum, is call Taiji Eatery. So I go try for breakfast.

Chee Cheong Fun - Tasteless one. The chili also like crap and prawn is small and overcook.



Siu Mai and dunno wat mai - Also no tasty one, those coffee shop factory made one nicer.



3 dish plus one cold drink of herba, RM16. Chipette!!! Should gone eated McD better kanasai betul.

Food so crap still dare open opposite Axian? Sau Pei La Chippete!



Taiji Eateries Dim Sum
Puchong
N3 01.347 E101 36.982

The bestest chicken rice

Hello all peepur ! I finally got save some money to
buy my computer. So i wented to digital mall in the
seksyen 14 pj there for shopping. When i hunger i go
to the coffee shop is a house, is opposite the coffee ritual
there. Place so dirty and so hot.

I order chikin rice from this aunty stall.

You see the chikin rice, is best chikin rice in the world.
Is not for human eated wan. The rice no smell, the rice
so dry, the chikin so fail and the cili ..........is not for chikin
rice wan. Where got human eated this kind of chikin rice ?
How i regret eated here sooooo much.

Then my gf order the pok noddle and eated until left
back like that. Where got peepur serve pok noddle with
green cili ? The sup also is salt water and the pok ball is
super fails.

The chikin rice is not human eated, pok noddle also not
for human eated, everything inside there not for human
eated wan. Really regret eated there. Shitbrix like mad.

Dunno what name restaurant convert to house
Seksyen 14 pj
N3 06.621 E101 38.124

Penang imposter go sau pei lah

Welcome again to another penang gutterfood that is not in
penang area fail place thread thing. The title is long and i
post this at cybercafe again coz my friend comp need restart
coz too keng play the left 4 dead 2 until hang kei.

This is Seri Penang. The worst penang food you can ever
pay to eated in a place not in penang. This place really
con people money. Let Ah Wok explain to you why.

This is my drink. I very thirst so i order 2. Ice lemon tea
is to drink after i finish food. Chinese tea ice is to drink
now. Price of chinese tea ice, RM 1.80. Fuahhhhhh
Tai Thong baru cas people RM 1 unlimited refill.
What so special about this chinese tea ice until RM 1.80 ?
Is the taste. When you drink this tea is taste ....... nothing !
That why so special. No taste for RM 1.80. Is like water but
with some color.

This is penang lobak in seri penang. Is fail coz the meat
is not gooding, size is small, price is expense, and cili sos
is weird taste of limau and kari powder. At side of my lobak
is some acar thing that look like shit with nuts on top.

People serve lobak is with ginger slice or with century egg !
Where got people serve lobak with acar ? Lobak already is
fail here, the acar make it worst !!!!! Fuahhhh i so angry
i want turn the table upside down but because this place
got many security guard i not dare to do funny thing.

I order main meal is this recommended penang prawn noddle.
The bowl is shape funny to make it difficult to eated. The taste, is
so bad until i regret order after it come. Since here not serve pork,
they use chicken meat. And gimme 1 prawn which is not fresh and
baru come out from freezer. How i know ? Coz the kangkung
also come out from freezer. Is cold.

Brudder, my bowl so big, GIVE LA MORE PRAWN !!!
1 prawn is like so yam gung. If can u take back my 1/2 egg
and gimme more prawn coz i order prawn noddle NOT
egg noddle !!!! Talk about this summore i also fire hot.

Shitbrix food, shitbrix price, shitbrix place.
You see the resit ? Is write for 2 people.
I dunno who is other 1 but i know i sit alone with
my nintendo box on the chair. Cina teh ais RM 1.80 ....
Hahahahaha i water fish.
Fail prawn noddle with 1 prawn and no taste = RM 9.90
Failed chicken lobak RM 7.90.
Charge me serbis cas summore and still got
write at resit Tips : 0.00

Who give tips here is big big water fish. If no security
guard around i oredi turn table lor ! Summore got
write thank you please come again in resit.
Better you write thank you water fish, tomoro come again
and be water fish.

Seri Penang
Atria Damansara Jaya
N3 07.637 E101 37.013

Penang food not in penang is fail

Sorry all for long time no write. Many day i want post
this but my komputer still not have fix yet. So i have
go to cybercafe and post. But i go cybercafe i want post
i end up play left 4 dead 2.

This is in Aman Suria, just open not too long and they
open until late pass midnite. I sit outside coz i like sit
roadside but end up many mosquito. Bite me like
crazy. So i sit inside. Also kena bite like crazy.

Penang Street is restoran in Aman Suria but the food
not come from penang . Why ? Coz i order thing on menu
they what also dont have. Only have the penang fry rice.
Want asam laksa, no stock. Want chow kuey teow, no stock.
Want lobak, not inside menu.

Yes these pictar is show 2 different type of their
specially failed fry rice. One got color the other one
no color is because my friend not eated anything with
cili. What is fail about this ? I give u in point form coz
my game going to start jor. They wait me chiam them
in left 4 dead 2.

1 - Prawn fail coz too old. It got the "mui mui" texture.
2 - The rice fail, coz is very hard. Like just come out from fridge.
3 - Place fail coz mosquito bite me. My friend is smoker and he from
Australia. He smoke like chimney and mosquito still come bite us.
4 - Only fry rice on menu where can eated la. Penang lobak dun hap.
If you open penang food shop and tell people you not have stock for
asam laksa or char kuey teow, you sure kena teow.

I think this shop halal, i not sure. I no bother checking coz i dont care.
I no get dengue also is lucky. Shitbrix sure get wan lucky no dengue.

Penang Street
Aman Suria
N3 07.207 E101 35.678