Friday, September 11, 2009

Cavell Western Food Restaurant, Sri Hartamas

So hor, you think sri hartamas is a high class area with many many guai lou and ang moh and korean around, that meaning the restoran will serving naise foods? wah sai kena rickroll.
I walked round and round searching high and low, shallow and dip for a naise western food restaurant and this particular one - Cavell got aunty standing there asking me to eated. I see she so damn cham no customer so i gip her face n try loh.



But leh, something happened and make me haz a sad. We sitting at one place, but she asking us to move our butt to the next table because saying we blocking other ppl walk. We not want but she asking her staff to move us. FFFFUUUUUUU.
That is where the bo song-ness start liao. The mushroom soup originally taste like no human eated one. but since we oledi bo song it became not cat eat one.



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Wah, the spageti. The spageti i tell you don't pray pray. It is so salty until any alim person can become hamsap even with 1 mouthful. Danger. Don't eated if you are girl and go eated arone with a guy. Ah Kiang given you warning liao.



Then my argentina steak. I dunno why it is called argentina steak. Maybe the cook is from the argentina? or the beef is argentina came one. No care la. I no enjoice it because the argentina cook overfly the argentina beef until it hard like argentina rubber.
Then when i paying the bill i shit brix because it is so expense for lousy food. I tell you ah, ada wang also don't come here eated please. Simply because, Ah Kiang say no good means no good™.

15 comments:

thumbsdown said...

lol funny la.. awesome blog btw. ^^

Ah Soon said...

harlow..

tenkiu for yr kind komen. Pls come again ya ^^

MrPayne said...

nice blog dude.funny also

Anonymous said...

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Grammar Nazi said...

I can't understand the English you used.

Ah Soon said...

We iz spesial, use spesial ingrish.

jew no understanding yr pasal, Mr Nazi.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

NIce site!!
"so salty until any alim person can become hamsap even with 1 mouthful"
---> i laughed till i shit brix after reading this!

Ah Tom said...

what "shit brix" mean ah ?

Anonymous said...

you must suffering from hypertension since you take so little salt...

tension and easily steamed people like you, whoever you are, should only stick to your bowl tasteless white rice and "steamed and steamed only" crap rather than commenting on food you abso-freakin-lutely can't eat and doubtfully can cook to begin with...

Mistery said...

People like u who do not know how to appreciate good food and a good environment should stay in a jungle and not come out of it. You will only be suitable in places like Cheras and some Ah Beng places. Mushroom soup not edible - I think you drink too much chinese herb soup to begin with. I have been to Cavell's many times and I love the place and the food and the hospitality they offer. You muz be damn stupid to comment on things like this. Grow up man!

Anonymous said...

Mistery so you're telling me cheras is low class place? Get a life dude you're . Just because you're not staying in cheras area doesnt shows you're anyone. Cheap dude!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Your blog is distasteful and just plain mean. Someone like you should be banned from every outdoor eatery there is on the face of the earth because you don't appreciate good food. Actually you don't appreciate food at all. Period. I had a good meal and great service when I was there recently.
You should learn some etiquette and manners cause I bet you weren't taught any by the way you make such rude remarks! Terrible young lad you are! Shame on you!